IF PROJECT (READ PLZ)

Okay so I wanted to do a new project.
I had an idea and I wanted to ask for options!
IF.
If blank was Blank.
If Adam Lambet was Straight. (no hurt intended :])
If Justin Beiber was Gay. (Oh wait...)
If Barrack Obama was a Girl. (xD)

I dunno Give me ideas similar to these.
I will take requests for these ONLY.