Chapter 1 - 20 things to do @ the doctors
Submitted November 19, 2005 Updated November 19, 2005 Status Incomplete | ya well...ya
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Chapter 1 - 20 things to do @ the doctors
Chapter 1 - 20 things to do @ the doctors
Things to do when you're bored at the doctor's office
Attack small children in the waiting room
When somebody walks into the waiting room yell “I know you!” even if you don't.
Talk in a foreign accent and refer to yourself as `Blobsy'
Pretend to stick random objects in your nose, mouth, or ears.
Pretend to pick your nose whenever somebody enters the room
Mumble instead of talking
If your doctor prescribes you any medication scream “Not MORE medication!!”
At a random time grab your head and yell “GET IT OFF!!”
Start sniffing the air and say, “is something burning?”
If the doctor says your getting a shot mumble something about your “plans for revenge”
Babble
Knock everything over and walk into walls
Start humming a song, then get louder and louder until your screaming it at the top of your lungs
Pretend to fall asleep
Run into the bathroom every time the doctor enters the room
Relate everything to Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, The Beatles, or any other obsession you may have.
Sneeze and cough an the doctor if they tell you your sick
Make up words and use them in conversation
Ask anyone you see what there favorite color is
If the doctor asks you question say “I wont tell you anything not EVER!!!”
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Oakstar123 on December 5, 2009, 10:44:59 AM
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MidnightNinja3376 on January 20, 2009, 1:58:19 AM
girlover1096 on July 23, 2008, 10:18:18 AM
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girlover1096 on July 23, 2008, 10:22:45 AM
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doctor: *walks in*
me: YOU SAY GOODBYE, AND I SAY HELLO!
doctor:you get a shot!
me:I SHALT SEEK REVENGE ON EMUS!
doctor: you have a feaver!
me: gabble wabbles shishcamboo?
doctor: do you have tummy pains?
me: I SHALT NOT TELL U ANYTHING!!!! ANNNYYYTHINNNG!
doctor: so what you need to do is soak your feet in-
Me: I GATTA GO PEE! I GATTA GO PEE!
doctor: and then you...
me:whats your faveorite color?
doctor: do you take any medication?
me: DEATHBERRIES!!!!!!!!
me: YOU SAY GOODBYE, AND I SAY HELLO!
doctor:you get a shot!
me:I SHALT SEEK REVENGE ON EMUS!
doctor: you have a feaver!
me: gabble wabbles shishcamboo?
doctor: do you have tummy pains?
me: I SHALT NOT TELL U ANYTHING!!!! ANNNYYYTHINNNG!
doctor: so what you need to do is soak your feet in-
Me: I GATTA GO PEE! I GATTA GO PEE!
doctor: and then you...
me:whats your faveorite color?
doctor: do you take any medication?
me: DEATHBERRIES!!!!!!!!
Twilightdancer24789 on June 19, 2008, 2:34:54 AM
lemony_chan on June 7, 2008, 4:46:02 AM
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Omgershies thats so funny >_. RANDOMLY - I have another one *sorry ^^;* -
before your doctor arrives and your all alone, scream "OH GOD NO THE PAIN!" loud enough so that the kiddies in the waiting room can hear and be scared. When you come out after your appointment act all happy and normal. "Thanks for the regular checkup doc!"
Pain = lollipop
before your doctor arrives and your all alone, scream "OH GOD NO THE PAIN!" loud enough so that the kiddies in the waiting room can hear and be scared. When you come out after your appointment act all happy and normal. "Thanks for the regular checkup doc!"
Pain = lollipop
zimrulerofearth on April 5, 2008, 1:18:11 AM
ronnie343 on March 28, 2008, 2:14:18 AM
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KisaraChan1 on November 22, 2007, 6:37:18 AM
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myartmaybebadbutatleastitry on October 28, 2007, 9:16:59 AM
ME: LOL *faves* Attacking little children is fun!! Once when I was at the doctor I was really hyper, and bored, so I talked relly slow to random people, and then everytime the nurse came to call someone in I raised my hand, and went "OH! OH! ME! ME! MY TURN! MY TURN!", then said"awwww." everytime they called someone else, then freaked out when they called my name, and made my grandma drag me in there (I was like 7)
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Umbreon: O.o  OMG!!! You are that krazy!! I don't have to worry about getting around your common sence anymore!!! MY PLANS WILL NOW BE CARRIED OUT WITH MORE SKILL!!!!! *wicked laughter
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ME: O.o Umbreon... YOU SHOULD SO DO THAT WHEN YOU GO TO THE DOCTORS!!
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Umbreon: I'M A FIGMENT OF YOUR IMAGINATION YOU TWIT!!!
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ME: NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! X.X
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Umbreon: O.o  OMG!!! You are that krazy!! I don't have to worry about getting around your common sence anymore!!! MY PLANS WILL NOW BE CARRIED OUT WITH MORE SKILL!!!!! *wicked laughter
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ME: O.o Umbreon... YOU SHOULD SO DO THAT WHEN YOU GO TO THE DOCTORS!!
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Umbreon: I'M A FIGMENT OF YOUR IMAGINATION YOU TWIT!!!
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ME: NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! X.X
PinkAngel101 on July 1, 2007, 8:19:13 AM
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Me:Children! I'M GOING TO EAT YOU!!!!
classic.