Very Punny Polly

Big Cheese had challenged Speedy to a sword fight.

But he had a cold and sent Polly instead.

Polly had forgotten her sword and tried to see if she could bluff her way out of a sword fight.

Big Cheese was expecting Speedy but saw Polly instead.

He said "draw your sword feline."

He was hiding his blush cuse he secretly had a crush on her.


Polly hid her own blush cuse she had a crush on him too.

So she coyly said "what sword? I sheath no sword."

He noticed she had no sword only a sheath and he did not want to hurt her.

He usually would love to win an unfair fight but not against her.

He said "very punny Polly I guess we will duel without swords then.

But first remove your helmet cuse I have none on."

She said "if you insist."

This was a mistake on his part cuse once her helmet came off

her red hair came into view and he blushed beat red.

Cuse her beauty knocked him off of his feet literately as he passed out.

She went over to him to see what happened.

She noticed he was blushing but partly unconscious.

So she decided to be a hero and give him mouth to mouth.

She gave him some mouth to mouth.

He soon regained complete consciousness, but he had pretended not to.

Cuse he did not want to miss an opportunity to kiss Polly.

So her next breath onto him took her own away.

As she found herself in a lip lock with him she wondered what the heck?!

But she did not mind cuse she rather enjoyed it and decided to kiss him back.

This surprised him a bit but he thought what the heck I'm liking it.

After-wards they took a break and told each other their true feelings for each other.

Big Cheese asked Polly to marry him she accepted.

They went to his place after that and made love.


Elsewhere Speedy sneezed and thought I hope Polly gives it good to Big Cheese.

The End