Death to unoriginality 30

yesterday, when coloring this picure I wondered to myself "what's my motivation" then I clicked on the 'original' section of 'sonic the hedgehog' "oh yeah, that..."<br />
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I was working off and on at this for quite a short while, understand that I do not ever use photoshop for anything at any time so my drawings may baffle you with it's diversity.<br />
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I have recently been researching into the field of "what does a 'noob' think when he submits a crap sonic fan character" or rather "what doesent he/she/it think", and I believe that I have found the most likely cause of this stupidity: JEALOUSY!!!<br />
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this is the only reason, at a base level the jealousy derives from Shadow...How?...because everyone is intimidated by him, so everyone trys to make another hedgehog with mystical powers or whatever to be better than him, other people see this kind of 'farky malarky' and try and make their own ones and so on and so forth until we have the huge torrents of the buggers that we have here today (and none is nearly as good as shadow). in fact the reason I started making these in the first place was out of spite because of those morons.<br />
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SENKONEKO IS ALIVE!!! aparently she ate some bad cheese and exploded but came back after she beat death at a contest with paper...(trust me she did).<br />
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stangeness with certain sonic fan characters:<br />
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wierd animal crossbreeds (i.e. hedgebats):...what...the...HELL IS A HEDGEBAT!?!? can you even imagine the breeding proccess required to get one? flying mammal+spiny british hairbrush=strange mutant thingy.<br />
what were those people thinking???<br />
every sonic character that has a girlfriend has always been a member of their own species, so what kind of dirty back alley antics would cause a bastard child like a hedgebat!?!?!?!? honestly...some people...<br />
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long necks: people have not seemed to have grasped the simple concept of a short neck, shagge's neck is a respectfull length don't you agree?<br />
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ms paint: yeah...more like ms pain! am I right folks?<br />
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ugly colors: it seems like people deliberatly go out into the world to find the most horrible and hatefull colors humanly possible to exist and then apply them to the sonic fan characters (whuich are then drawn badly). shagge has three colors applied to him: green, brown and yellow.<br />
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winking: DO THEY DO ANYTHING ELSE!?!?<br />
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sitting down: they can't, if they do the spine will snap and they will die.<br />
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powers that do jack sh*t: oh look at me, the back of my hand glows... and does nothing else...at all...it just glows...and...erm...<br />
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wrong proportions: what makes a furry and a sonic fan character different? the proportions! thank you for ruining the sonic universe by making your own sonic related sh*ts not sonic sized and completely and utterly pointless for this and any other websites.<br />
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loads of effort bieng put into somthing that means nothing and only takes up space and wastes people's time: I see this all the time... if you have nothing to say, not points to make, no truly worthy ideas to put across THEN DRAW SOMTHING ELSE!<br />
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this website is called 'fanart central' not 'endless bandwidth and storage space for your badly thought out Shadow turds central'.<br />
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oh and the crossovers section has been dissolved recently for some acute reason I cannot figure out just yet, so DTU shall now be in the anime/manga section from now on.<br />
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draw more sheep, they make you feel warm inside.<br />
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ratchet shall star in 'death to unoriginality 31' when it is made.<br />
until then I shall do my own things. AND SO SHOULD THE REST OF YOU,YOU HAVE A MIND!!! USE IT!!!<br />
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[joke]oh and hello sunshadow who I am watching right now through her front window and breathing deeply[joke/]<br />
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in zog we trust