Distraction

Bit of story behind this one...here's the conversation that gave me the idea:
 
MY BROTHER: *in the VP* Aww, man!  I don't wanna save LOM!  Hey, Tee, can you distract the VP?
ME: Did you just call me by my Toon's nickname?
MY BROTHER: ...Maybe.  Still, distract him.
ME: How?
MY BROTHER: I dunno.  Smooch him or something.  Then he won't notice the caged LOM screaming "ZOMG TOONS HERE TO SAVE MEH!"
ME: *laughs* I am so drawing that.
 
The Resistance is going to kill me. xD
 
The Resistance are the anti-Cog Toons.  They sabotage and ridicule the poor Coggies often...and if you do something like this to a Cog, The Resistance'll stamp you out.  Really. xD
 
Man, I wonder how the Cogs will react to this...
 
COLD CALLER: O_O''''
TELEMARKETER: What in the world?
MINGLER: *explodes*
NAME DROPPER: o.o""""""""""""""""""""""""""
 
Caged LOM is saying the thing in the talk bubble. *points*