What a Long Pole You Have

All the better to go kung-fu on your @$$ with, my dear.<br />
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...wow this thing is already brimming with innuendo.<br />
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Anyway....uhm......yeah. I'm not dead. If you remember waaaaay back I have a pic of that Calvero dude up here; well this is his new, more oriental-friendly design. I also changed it so his full name is Haru Matsuo, Calvero being his nickname. And, yes, I did get rid of the huge shuriken; its main obstacle being where the hell one would store such an object. <br />
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So now he gets a bo staff. An approx. 71-inch bo staff. <br />
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.....yeah. *flees before Calvero realizes what a feminie body I gave him*