Get off me you parasite!

Sakura: Hey sasuke!
 
Sasuke: GRRRRRRRRR... GET OFF ME YOU PARASITE!
 
Ino: *walks in* wa... sa... ge ...bu... wa... get off him you parasite!!!!!!!
 
Sakura: And let you be parasitic instead of me?!?! NEVER!!!! plus im better. ha.
 
Naruto: guys! i found clu- GET OFF HER YOU PARASITE!!!!!!
 
Sasuke: you know... id love to but...
 
Sakura: YOU'RE MINE! *to others* go AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!! you parasites.
 
Non - Parasites: what about us?
 
Sakura: you're not important enough.
 
Non - parasites: our moms think we're special.
 
Sakura: your moms are all skanks!
 
Non - parasites: at least we have moms!
 
Sakura: ah, tou-
 
Iruka: dont.
 
Sakura: touch-
 
Iruka: DONT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Sakura: touche.
 
Iruka: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! *melts*
 
Kakashi: he he he he he he he he he he. moo.