The Effects of "Borrowing"

Just a crappy little comic I did and I probably over-rated it a little, but better safe than sorry, I guess. ^.^<br />
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Anyway... Since the writing is just about illedgible, here's what is says/what it's trying to say:<br />
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They've been picked up for SHOPLIFTING! After pulling off all those things. And Dax is trying to ease Jak's temper unsuccessfully, since it was his fault. Jak is so pissed that he's turning into Dark Jak.<br />
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Dax: Hey there, uh, Jak! I was only "BORROWING" that beer...<br />
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(Dax stops to listen to Krimson Guard reading off their charges to another guard.)<br />
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Krimson Guard: ...Yeah, we got 'em on account of vandalism, evading arrest, assalt of an officer, endangerment of innocent citizens, civilian casualty, 67 accounts of speeding, destruction of property, escaping criminal confinement-- Oh, wait. You know when I said "assalt of an officer"? I meant OFFICERS. Oh, yeah, and their newest offence:<br />
SHOPLIFTING! *the guards break out laughing* (when they calm down, their arresting officer says:) Heh, half assed losers.<br />
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Dax(Starting to feel really nervous): Think we'll be in for life?<br />
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Jak(in a creepy half Dark Jak voice): WE!?! Damn, Dax if only I wasn't CUFFED!!!<br />
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The end.