My OC's As Pokemon

Me: you can't destroy the chip. It's a plot point!

Rosette: chip? What chip?

Me: memory wipe.

Rosette: woah what?

Me: ok Iblis... put Eclipse down nice and slow-like... just don't do anything rash or stupid....

Iblis-zuko: stuf. ill do what i want. and destroying the chip is only a joke. jeez, noone takes a kidder nowadays.
me: you better listen to him. he went to college!

Me: uh... yeah... a kidder.... heheheheh....

Rosette: please don't hurt him... please please PLEASE don't hurt him...

iblis-zuko: OK OK! im not gonna hurt him! dont have cubs! jeez... but what are we gonna do with him?

me: *evil thought*
iblis-zuko: No.
me: *slump*

iblis-zuko: why would i eat him? he could have a wonderful future. a life with out that demakarr inside him. *quick change in tone* plus one of the little freaks bones might get stuck in my throat... *drops*

me: -_-;;;

Me: well... that's a little less like the violent demon you USUALLY are...

Rosette: thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you! *looks like she's going to hug Zuko, but then doesn't*

iblis-zuko: *to rosette* what? *looks at himself* oh, yeah! the deamon look. in the words of porky pig; "b-b-b-b-b-b-thats all, doges!" *goes out of iblis mode*
regular zuko: *has no skin and is instantly out cold*
angie: ZUKIE!!! OMG!!! *hugs him, crying and is drenched in blood*
everyone: O_______o
celia: ... ew?
me: so thats why AIDS is spreading so fast...

Me: 0____o

Rosette: YOU HAVE AIDS!!!!

angie: *magic inherited from daddy (not not NOT knux) gets rid of HIV before activated* *clings zuko even tighter* i knew this would happen... i knew it...
me: uh... your still drenched in blood

Me: and Zuko lost his skin. Ew. He's like Freddy Krueger, or something. WHAT IF HE STAYS THAT WAY?????? O NOES!!! *le gasp*

Eclipse: *groans, and wakes up* nnngh... that hurt...

Me: HE LIVES!!!!!!!!!! WE'RE DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eclipse: relax... I can't kill you all yet... I'm having some energy issues right now.... too tired and beat to do anything...

angie: O.o *accesses chaos energy*

zuko: *blue light/liquid thingy*
me: she's trying to heal him through her tribe's magic. makes sense i guess
celia: *stares at eclipse* if you try anything funny, im more than a match for your dark energy

Me: *hand in your face* hello?

Me: *grabs his hand and shakes it unneccesarally hard* HI!!!!!!! ^^

Eclipse: you think you could beat m......... *goes silent, then, after a few minutes pass, he speaks* paradox. *his whole entire body suddenly suffers from a lethal amount of dark energy, shocking every blood cell in his body. He falls unconcious, and his breathing becomes weak, and irregular*

Me: O_O

Me: *randomly runs it* IM SORRY I DIDNT MEEEAN IIIT!!!! *runs off never to come back to this RP*

um.... ok....

vamp: that was... quite easy actually

celia: hang on. did you put this on hard mode?

angie: *almost done* dont look at me for help

Me: heart failure. Dying. It's not your guyses fault. It's Sonic Unleashed.

vamp: i could bite him to get his heart going again
me: *cough*nother evil vampire*cough*
vamp: stfu...

meh: biting him won't work. Twa would not werk (wurk ^^) to jolt the heart rate back up.

vamp: WELLLLLLL, he wouldnt have a heart in the first place sooooooo... how bout it? (not mentally, he'd just have no heart in his body)

Me: oh it doesn't matter now.

Eclipse: *moans, and gets up. He looks around, eyes then become wide with realization. He looks guilty* aww geez....

Me: YEAH, BUTT-HEAD!

me: great. another random paradox... -_-;;;

zuko: it was fun while it lasted
angie: WEEEE!!
vamp: velcome back *bow*

Me: WHADDAYAMEAN PREVENT IT?????? HE'S ALREADY DEAD!!!! *freaks out inmensely* mikki is NOT gonna take that too well......

meh: he didn't! AAAHHH!!!!

Me: GAAAH! *freaks out* RYYYYYYYYYYYYYU!!!

Rayquaza: PSHH!!! yeah RIGHT! *hyper beam*

Me: O.O i didnt expect that.

me: it can talk???? O.O

Eclipse: *dodges the hyper beam* I'm getting tired of this...

Rayquaza: *is gone*

Me: *mock freak-out* oh noes!! where'd it go to?

Me: he........... flew?

Eclipse: *rolls his eyes*

Me: nope.

Rayquaza: RAAAAA!!!! *comes out of the ground under eclipse, sending him flying upwards*

Me: it dug. combo with outrage!!!

rayquaza: no problemo!!! *glows with a fiery red aura and flies straight up at eclipse*

Eclipse: *stands his ground*

Me: dude. He's gonna get KILLED.

Eclipse: *is hit, and sent flying across the "stadium", sprawled on his back*

Me: duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude O.O

Rayquaza: haHA!!! here i come again!!! *loops around and comes straight at eclipse again for the second hit*

Me: go rayquaza, go!!!

Eclipse: *claps his hands together, and puts a dark electric force field around him*

Me: THE HELL !!!!!!!!!?????????

Me: dig combo!!!

Rayquaza: got it! *still in outrage mode, it burrows underground under the force fiel and bashes head-first into eclipse* RAAAH!

Eclipse: AAAUUGH!!!! *his back soon regenerates after being snapped in two* *falls down from being flung into the air*

Me: nice...

Rayquaza: *laughs like CRAZY* hahahahaaa!! i got you!

Me: ok, stop gloating and use draco meteor.

Rayquaza: ooh, i LIKE that one...... *looks up at the sky and roars, and suddendly it darkens, and purple-and-orange glowing METEORS rain down from the sky right at eclipse*

Eclipse: *his eyes snap open They are glowing red, and he quickly turns into his Condemned form, turns into a puddle, then seeps into the ground before he's hit*

Me: oh! So he's like... like... one of those.... alien thingies?

Rayquaza: *is looking at the ground desperately* w-w-w-where'd he go???

Me: he's in the ground! stay in the air and he might not reach you.

Rayquaza: okay then..... *flies up higher*

Eclipse: *tenticals shoot up from the ground, higher and higher until they his Rayquaza in the stomach*

Me: ooohh....

Rayquaza: SCREEE!!!! *is knocked higher into the sky*

Me: hang on rayquaza!!! use hyper beam!!!!

Rayquaza: *shoots hyper beam down onto the "stadium" , and the explosion reaches all the edges of it*

Eclipse: *leaps up from the explosion and lands on Rayquaza's back. Long black purple glowing claws (sound familiar?) suddenly shoot out of Eclipse's fingertips* Woah... when did i..? Nevermind... I'll put these to good use... *stabs Rayquaza IN THE HEAD. The sharp claws enlongate, shooting through the pokemon's skull*

Me: RAYQUAZA!!!!!!!!!!!

Rayquaza: SCREEE!! *diez*

Me: NUUUUUU!!!!! mah baby!!!!!! *is freaking out*

Me: OMFG OMFG!!!!! RAYQUAZA IS A LEGENDARY AND IT DIED!!!!! ECLIPSE YOU F***ING MURDERER!!!!!!

Eclipse: *jumps down from the body* ahahahaHAHAHAHA!!!

Me: you're worse then Inderretta....

Me: grr...... HE WAS MY FAVORITE!!!! blagh!! *pulls out a pair of pokeballz* you face my wrath now. *tosses teh pokeballz, and out comes a black charizard and a blue-green sceptile*

Both pokemonz: grrrrr......

Me: hehehehehehehe!!! maxed-out shinys are fuuun.........both lv 100 and all stats at 999. the highest they go.

Me: so you cheated?

Eclipse: hmph. I'll take them down.

Me: NO!!! *smiles and crosses her arms* i used an action replay ^^

max-Arcanine: rrrrrRRRRRRAWRRRRGH!!!!!
max-Sceptile: ssssSSSSSSSSCEP!

Me: git goin' you two! fire blast! leaf storm!

Max-sceptile: sceeeeeeepTILE!!! *looses a massive gust of wind containing ridiculously sharp leaves*
max-arcanine: RRRAWRRRRR!!! *looses a crazy blast of flamezzzzz*
*the fire blast creates an extra gust of wind pushing the leaf storm faster forward*

Me: hahahahahaaaa!! contest worthy!!!

Me: action replay is still cheating.

Eclipse: *lays down low to avoid the flames and gust of razor leaves*

Me: smart. Duck when under fire.

*teh moves turn around and skim the ground, leaving no room for ducking*

Me: mwahahahaaa!!! thats what ya get when your pokemon are so strooooong. they can control their own moves even after they launch them ^^ oh and i only used the action replay AFTER i beat the whole entire game. full pokedex and all ^^ ahh, i LOVE my sapphire game.....

Me: SAPHIRE!!! YES!!!! BETTER THAN RUBY!!!! *high fives*

Eclipse: *before he's able to dodge he is seriously shocked by a massive amount of energy from an unknown source. He falls down like a cripple, but then is also hit by the two pokemon moves leading to a double whammy*

Me: OMG PWN!!!! ...wait.

Me: yeah that actually sorta sucks. It DOES count as a pwn though.

Eclipse: *KO'd*

Me: O.O

Me: i videotaped all of it. We can put it on AFV.

Rosette: *appears outta nowhere and smacks me*

Me: owww...

Me: THIS IS NOT FUNNY CRITIC!!! oh wait. *returns teh pokemonz to the pokeballs* ECLIPSE COULD DIIIIE!! AND IT'LL BE MIKKI'S FAULT!!!

Me: NOT IF WE'RE ABLE TO PREVENT IIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!

HA!!! YOU TOOK MY ADVICE!!! i will take your challenge, though 10+ ocs might be a bit difficult............. XDDD i already drew lightning, twilly, fria, scorch, mikenno, and know what acid and vera are. i just gotta draw myself XD

lol! Very well! Remember to use references!

Me: DONE!! but i gotta color it.

Lightning/Jolteon: WHAT THE HE11 DID YOU DO TO ME????
Twilight/Vaporeon: what are you talking about?? you look adorable! ^^

Me/Grovyle: oh nothing. i did nothing at all ^^

Me: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (again)!!!!!!!!!! You are going to look SOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUUUUUUUUUUTE!!!!!!

Eclipse/Umbreon: I'm going to stop your heart with a single thought...

Me: I CAN'T KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE WITH HOW YOU ARE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Eclipse/Umbreon: -_-;

Lightning/Jolteon: -_-;;;;;
Mikenno/Absol: ..... why am i four-legged?

Me/Grovyle: i turned ya into a pokemon! ^^ at least absol works with mikenno XDDDD

Acid/Weavile: ........ i have claws. when did this happen?

Me/Grovyle: XDDDDDDD

Me/Zigzagoon: omg that's fuggin HILARIOUS!!!!

Eclipse/Umbreon: I'm bigger then you now.

Me/Zigagoon: uh oh.

Eclipse/Umbreon: *mauls me like a wolf*

Me/Grovyle: oh no you dont!!! FOCUS PUNCH GO!!!! *uses focus punch on eclipse*

random announcer dude: ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!!!!

Eclipse: WTF??????????????????

Me: THANK CHU!!!! XD *bloody*

Eclipse:.......................

random Announcer Dude: ECLIPSE USES BITE!!!

Eclipse: what?

random Announcer Dude: *dark tone* I SAID ECLIPSE USES BITE.

Eclipse:..... *uses bite on Grovyle Mish*

Grovyle/Mish: *dodges*
Announcer dude: eclipse could nothit his opponent!! the attack missed!
Grovyle/Mish: no freaking DUH. EXTREMESPEED, GO!! *eclipse gets hit and he doesnt see me move*
Announcer dude: ooh, thats gotta hurt.

Eclipse: ok, THAT'S IT! *attacks random announcer dude*

Me: it's super affective XD

Announcer dude: GAAAH!!! *runs like hell*

Grovyle/Mish: well, it's better than pressing the off button!!! LEAF BLADE, GO!!!! *charges at eclipse, blades at the ready*

Eclipse:..... this is so stupid.... *uses some Dark Energy on Mish*

Grovyle/mish: whoa!! *stops in her tracks* SUBSTITUTE, GO!! *disappears and is replaced by a grovyle doll*

grovyle doll: *EXPLOOOOOOOOODES*

Eclipse/Umbreon: *turns into some kind of Condemned Umbreon*

Me: w.....t....f???

Grovyle/Mish: .....crap.

Absol/Mikenno: *jumps in* i've got your back.

Grovyle/Mish: heheh. thanks. *starts glowing yellow-orange*

Absol/Mikenno: *paws glow black+purple* SHADOW CLAW!!! *bounds forward, claws extended*

Eclipse/Umbreon/Condemned: *turns back into his anthro form, takes Mikenno by the scruff of the neck, and throws him way across the......... stadium?*

Me: MIKKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mikenno/Absol: raagh!! *flips around and lands on his feet* heeey!!! thats cheating!

Grovyle/Mish: STAND BACK MIKKIII!!!

Mikenno/Absol: *gets the hell outta there*

Grovyle/Mish: SOLARBEAM GO!!!! *unleashes teh ultra mega huge beam!!!!!!!!!! PWAAAAAAH!!!!!*

me/zigzagoon: "pwah"?

Eclipse/Condemned: NRAAAAAAAAAARRRGH!!!!! *falls over*

me: Eclipse the..... Hedgebat... has fainted! Critic has blacked out! *falls over*

Grovyle/Mish: FWEE!!! i beat eclipse!! .......critic? *searches her nonexistent pockets and pulls out..... a REVIVE!!!! and throws it at critic* LIVE!

Mikenno/Absol: ....what happened?

Me: she beat me in a battle XD I should get Eclipse to a Pokemon Center...... oh wait....... it doesn't quite work now that he's a hedgebat...

Grovyle/Mish: maybe if you put him back in his pokeball it will turn him back to an umbreon...... or.. hey wait!!! *pulls out another revive* i have another one! *tosses it at critic*

Me: ok! One stupid plan, coming right up! ^^ *gives Eclipse the revive*

Eclipse: *gets up and snarls at me*

Me: :D

Grovyle/Me: ok, trainer time. *turns back to a human, then pulls out a pokeball* prepare to meet your worst nightmare. *throws pokeball* GO GIRATINA!!!!

Giratina: *pops out of the pokeball roaring like crazy* SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! *stomps its front feet*

Me: wha? *goes to Google*

Eclipse: hrrmph!

Me: oh. you no play pokemon diamond/pearl? or do you not have giratina yet? probly the latter...... OK GIRATINA!! AURA SHPERE!!!

Griatina: SCREEEEEEEE!!!! *charges up a whitish-blue ball of energy and shoots ot at eclipse*

Me: no i have it. I just haven't played it in a while so the name confused me.

Eclipse: *is hit* AAAAAGH!!!

Me: nice shot, giratina!!

Giratina: SCREEEEE!!! *stomps twice*

Me: ok, shadow force, GO!!

Giratina: SCREEEEEE!!! *the room darkens slightly and it disappears*

Eclipse: *uses dark energy to light the space around him* I'm ready for you, animal freak...

Me: YOU'RE AN ANIMAL FREAK.

Eclipse: anthros are different.

Me: NOW!

Giratina: *appears in the air behind him and bashes into him feet first* SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Eclipse: *is trampled*

Me: lol.

Eclipse: *gets up with broken bones*

Me: um... ow... that must've hurt. A lot.

Eclipse: *all the bones regenerate*

Me: oh right. Breaking his bones doesn't work because of Condemned.

Me: i knew that. Giratina!!

Giratina: SCREEEEEEE!?

Me: use dragon claw, GO!!

Giratina: SCREEEEEEEE!!!! *spikes on wings rearrange into clawed talons, and it charges at eclipse*

Eclipse: *leaps up high, and lands on the monterous being's back. He turns his hand into a claw and shoves it deep inside the pokemon's body*

Me: WTF THE GAMES WERE ANTI-VIOLENCE!!!!

Eclipse: *dark laugh*

Giratina: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! *shakes eclipse off and heals itself* SCREEEEEEE!!!!!

Me: it's an undead spirit from another dimension!!!!! you cant kill it!!

Eclipse: *gets thrown off, but then throws salt at it* BEGONE!

Me: he's watched his horror movies... -_-

Giratina: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! *screams in pain, and swings it's tail around trying to get eclipse to stop with the salt* SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeee.......... *falls over*

Me: .....crap. *takes out teh pokeball and brings giratina back into it* okay, then..... let's try something different, then. GO RAYQUAZA!!!!

Rayquaza: *bursts out of teh pokeball roaring* RAAAAWWWWRRRAWRRRRRRRR!!!!

Me: MY FAVORITE POKEMON!!!! :D

Eclipse: stupid dragon thing... I'll make sure to cut you down where you.... float...

Me: Never doing that again…

Aria: No S%^&. Stick to fireworks. Please, I don't think I could handle another incident like this…

Me: *Nods* What's happening with Eclipse??

Rosette: *still bandaging him up and such* he's perfectly fine (except for the burns and head wound). I definetly think he'll live. I just fear he'll wake up too soon.

Me: if that happens, we're doomed :D

Eclipse: *the groans weaken, and he becomes silent again*

Me: What will… we do when he wakes up…??

Aria: Make sure out of the room. I think he'll be rather mad at you… but honestly what are we going to do with Eclipse??

Rosette: i... i don't know... we couldn't just leave him there... he was our friend... um... do you guys have a prison, or something?

Me: how are we supposed to know? It's MISH'S hq!

Eclipse: *is now sleeping soundly*

Me: did i hear my name?

ME: Is there a prison here, to keep Eclipse?? *Is still lying down, eyes shut*

Aria: And could we get a room for Fugue?? The shop's a little to far to take her tonight. She still needs time to heal.

Me: for eclipse? there's no place we can contain him safely...... but there IS a sealed storage room in the basement. and the living quarters are on the fourth floor.

me: that can hold him off until we do SOMETHING about his anger issues.

Eclipse: *still asleep*

me: daww... he looks all peacful and cute when he's not trying to tear our throats open...

Me: *Drily* Lovely thought. How badly did I hurt him anyways??

Aria: Enough to knock him out… and yourself too…

me: yes. When we got to you two, you guys were both burnt and stuff. Also, that blast shot Eclipse into a wall. It probabally hurt.

Rosette: right. I can't drag eclipse into the storage room all by myself.

Me: *sighs* *picks Eclipse up*

Eclipse: *groans a little*

My Heart: *skips a beat*

Me: I would hurry.

Aria: I'll come with to just make sure he's secured… Fugue stay here…

Me: *Eyebrow rises* Like I could move???

me: *tries to hold in a laugh* *then gets serious* alright, lets go. *heads down to the basement*

Rosette: *fears he may awaken too soon*

Eclipse: *ceases his groaning*

Aria: *Glances at Eclipse* Getting nervous… Rosette, Critic… are you ready for the worst??

Me: i dunno. Am i? XP *throws Eclipse into the storage room, then seals the door*

Seal: ARP! ARP! *clap flippers*

Me: *feeds the seal a fish*

Rosette: are you sure he'll be ok in there?

Me: in a hard, cold storage room with no water, food, or air?........ OF COURSE! ^^

Aria: Hmmm… it's just for now… and where did the seal come from??

Me: This is awesome. I think I(Fugue) would be a Ninetails…

Aria: Pretty good pic. *Is thinking she would be a Skarmory or a Pidgeot*

Me: I luv your drawings so much…

lol! Thanks, Fugue!

Eclipse: *pouts* why the hell am i cute and fuzzy?

Aria: You're usually cute and fuzzy.

Me: But you're not our type. *Thinking of Vexen*

Aria: Stupid fangirl.

Eclipse: stupid fangirl.

Me: WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST FANGIRLS???

Eclipse: alot. *grabs me by the throat*

Me: ack! He's evil now! Gack!

Me: Let go!! *Wrenches Eclipse away with super-fangirl strength* Mock not the fangirl!!

Aria: *Takes a step back* Staying out of this…

Eclipse: *turns on Fugue, eyes glow red* I wish for revenge on those who lied to me... I want to destroy those who try to get in my way...

Me: STOP BEING EVIL!!!!

Eclipse: *comes at Fugue, hands covered in dark energy*

ME: *Pulls out a bomb* Oooh, I'm scared…

Aria: Ninnies, all of you!!

Eclipse: *runs up at super fast speed, and defuses the bomb with a smug smile. He then blasts Fugue with dark energy*

Me: ok wtf showoff!

Me: *Flips backwards several times, ending up sprawled on her stomach. Grimaces, and then sends a plume of Foxfire at Eclipse*

Aria: They're both showing off… sheesh…

Eclipse: *dodges it, and shoves his hand into the ground. Tenticals sprout all over the place, and attack everyone in sight*

Me: hey! Condemned did that! *is stabbed* ow...

Aria: Keep to the beat!!! *Dodges while dancing to an inaudible tune*

Me: *Is knocked about* I'm really starting to hate that demon… Aria, Stop Dancing!!

Me: but that's the thing... Eclipse is doing this all on his own... he's right know very aware of his actions. Condemned didn't take control... *is very very sad*

Eclipse: grrrr...... *makes a tentical smack Fugue square in the stomach*

Me: Oof *Is sent Flying back, slowly staggers to her feet* Jerk… *Moves forward to attack*

Aria: We need to stop them…

Me: i know... but how? :(

Eclipse: No more games... I'm going to kill you... *walks towards Fugue*

Me: but... wait... oh never... RUN, FUGUE!!!!

Me: I fear neither death, nor dying! *Whips out a flask divided in two by a breakable barrier. Two liquids are separated.* I'll take you with me.

Aria: She is such an idiot… why is he acting this way anyways??

Me: because she's reckless. *small proud smile*

Eclipse: what is THAT? Poison? Whatever.... you die where you stand... *shoots a blast of Dark Energy at Fugue's head*

Me: *Dodges, barely, some of the fire singing one of her tails* Not poison!!! *Throws flask at Eclipse's feet. It shatters, the two liquids co-mingling for maybe a quarter of a second, before the chemical reaction creates an explosion.* Bomb!!

Aria: *Has already taken refuge behind something, dragging Critic with* She's being idiotic!!

Me: *shouting over the explosion* RECKLESS!!! :D

Eclipse: *is caught in the blast, and is thrown arcoss the room, into a wall. He then falls down, unconcious. He is burnt and bleeding on the back of the head from hitting the wall*

Me: if that did THAT to Eclipse.... then... FUGUE!!!!

*Fugue is barely conscious, her clothing half-burnt off, and several burns on her torso and arms, along with several of her tails. She is on the floor about twenty feet from the explosion was. Her words are faint, but still audible* Bigger than expected…

Aria: *Runs over to her friend* Idiot! Idiot Idiot Idiot!!

Me: *runs to Fugue as well* WHY DID YOU DO THAT???? WHY?????

Eclipse: *still unconcious*

Me: *Sheepishly* Seemed like a good idea at the time…

Aria: You're such a… nevermind, we need to get her to a doc's quick. Are there any around here??

me: well, there's Mr. Inderretta......

the WORLD: *glares at me*

Me: *backs down* uh..... no....

Aria: *Has picked Fugue up* Any one else beside the insane sadist??

Me: *Has fallen unconscious*

Me: no. *picks up Eclipse*

Eclipse: *does not stir*

Aria: *Snippishly* Then what?? Who do we go to???

Me: uh................. Rosette i think has some skill in medical practice because Mr. Inderretta taught her. Of course, we have to make sure Eclipse doesn't come to, or else we'll all be killed.

Eclipse: *still*

Aria: That goes without saying. Let us hence then!! *Starts running with Fugue in her arms, before sliding to a stop and turing to look at Critic sheepishly* Which way do we need to go??

Me: uhhhhhh........ HYBRID NATION HQ!!!!!!

Aria: Okay!! *Starts running to Hybrid Nation HQ* How long do you think it'll take??

Me: NOT THAT FAR! IT'S UP AHEAD RIGHT THERE! *points, and nearly drops Eclipse*

Aria: 'Kay!! *Starts running faster. When they're almost there, she screams* ROSETTE!!!!

Rosette: hm? Omg! CRITIC!!!! ARIA!!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO FUGUE AND ECLIPSE?????

Me: big explosion. We need you to treat them.

Rosette: I don't know if I still can... I mean... It's been a while... *looks at Eclipse*........ ok, I'll do it.

Me: also, try to to wake up Eclipse, or all of Hybrid Nation will be in jeapordy.

Rosette: uhhh.... yeah.

Aria: Thank you so much!! Where should we put them, so you can treat them.

Fugue: *Moan*

me: Fugue's waking u -

Rosette: I bet there's a medical bay somewhere around this place...

Aria: But where, that's the question…

Me: *Croaks* Third floor.

Rosette: *takes everyone there*

Me: WOO -

Rosette: shhhhh!!! *points at Eclipse*

Me: heheh... riiiight....

Aria: *Lays Fugue down on an examination table* All right, we need to hurry…

Me: *Whispers* Please.

Me: *lays Eclipse on a bed* fix Fugue first...

Rosette: alright. *goes to work on Fugue*

Aria: *Watches nervously*

Me: *Is silent, both eyes shut. I occasionally wince in pain, but allow Rosette to heal me without protest*

Rosette: *successfully treats the burns and wound*

Me: *quietly* yaaaaayyy.

Eclipse: *groans a little*

Me: eep!

Rosette: *works on Eclipse*

Aria: *Snaps* Where?? We need to hurry!

Me: Ugh… wot… 'appened…

Aria: Shush, you need to rest…

Neo: *runs past, then stops* eh? medical bay? *points down a hallway* that way. *runs off*

Hee,hee...HAHAHAHA!!!That is so cute!Love it!

zuko: im a pretty ponyta lol ^^
me: DA'HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! NICE ONE CRITIC!!!!

me: thank you! Thank you ! ^^

Eclipse: I will break you...

Me: stop being evil, Eclipse...

zuko: yeah, thats inderretta's job!

me: i wanna be a Arceus ^^

me: wtf?

Eclipse: *energy blasts me*

Me: YOU SICK B******!!

Eclipse: i need practice before i can kill Rosette...

Me: aww.. don't kill her.... i LIKE her...

Eclipse: *evil, sick, and twisted grin*

Me: :(

zuko: eclipse, listen. its not you, its inderetta. ive experianced total rage before. i know how it affects your mind. let your friends help you before you do something stupid (i'd love to, but, sadly, i cant because critic wont allow any more crossovers *glare*).

me: not to mention destroy yourself in the process. D'AW, WTF I LIKE ECLIPSE WHEN HE'S EVIL!! ^^

Eclipse: Mr. Inderretta is a friend, now... he has shown me the truth...

Me: the cake is a LIE!!!

Eclipse: *with no change of expression, and not even look, he hammerfist's me in the mouth*

Me: ow....

Eclipse: I'm SICK and TIRED of being used! I want you all to just SUFFER! *growls loudly, and shoots dark energy at Zuko*

zuko: *gets hit and backs into a wall* eclipse, i don't want to fight you! inderretta is using you himself! you really think he told you all those things because he wanted you to be "alive"? HE DOESN'T GIVE A CRAP ABOUT YOU, DUMBshoot!!!

me: cake? wtf?

Me: it's a Portal reference.

Eclipse: HOW CAN I TRUST ANYONE, ANYMORE??!?!? HE HAD PROOF!! *rams into Zuko, smashing him back into the wall*

Me: .....i don't know what to do...

zuko: *spits out blood* eclipse... don't force me to do it... *eyes turn bright green*

angie: uh... eclipse? you should listen to him...

Me: i agree.

Eclipse: I shall never die so long as my rage steers me.

Me: emmoooooooooooo :3

zuko: guess i have no choice then. *punches eclipse off and revs up his flames* come on. and don't hold back. not this time.

me: this is not gonna be pretty...

Eclipse: *coldy* i don't intend to... *turns into his Condemned form*

Me: oh god... stop them before someone is killed!

zuko: *does a hadoken style fire ball*

angiet- he's not erupting for this one!?! he's gonna get killed!!!
me: he doesn't need it yet. just watch.

Condemned: *dodges it, and uses a tentical to whip Zuko*

Me: f***....

zuko: *is lashed, but wipes it off* come at me.

me: dontdoitdontdoitdontdoit...

Eclipse: *completelly ignores Chris and charges at Zuko*

Me: *holding up a fake microphone* and this, folks, maybe the BLOODIEST competition in the world! OOH! look at those tenticals flailing in the wind!

zuko: *simply does a REALLY HARD back hand* having anger isn't enough. you need to know how to use it! try again! TRY HARDER!

me: *steals mic* thats right critic! this is the match of the century!
Jet the Puprtyhawk: PeAnUtS! gEt YoUr FrEsH pEaNuTs RiGhT hErE!

Me: omg roflmao.

Eclipse: *eyes narrow at Zuko, then suddenly, raises his hand to the air. It shoots out a seemingly ENDLESS stream of Dark Energy*

Me: what's he doing...?

The Sky: *dark energy rains down absoloutly EVERYWHERE. NO ONE is safe. Not even Angie*

Eclipse: *quietly laughs*

zuko: *snickers* you really are stupid, aren't you? *get really REALLY BRIGHT and absorbs the dark energy with some difficulty* *huff-huff* with out light, there can be no dark. you of all people should get what im saying.

me: *into mic* this couldn't get any more dangerous and exiting, right critic? *passes mic to joo*

Me: too, right, Chris! Now here's John with a weather break!

John: well, Critic it says here that -

Eclipse: *shoots John with an energy blast*

John: *dead*

Eclipse: *growls, and cracks his knuckles. He then does the exact same thing with the raining of the dark energy and the guh-hoyven-hey!*

Me: uh oh... I think i get what he's doing... ZUKO!!! DON'T ABSORB TOO MUCH DARK ENERGY!!! IT'S VERY CORRUPTING!!!

zuko: heheh... im already corrupted by something else. something even chris cant control if he tryed... why don't you... take a look... *suddenly starts hemmeraging with blank eyes*

angie: ZUKIE, NO!!!
me: ZUKO, DON'T DO IT MAN YOU COULD BE KILLED!!!
zuko: *continues*

Me: ..... or Eclipse could control the dark energy inside Zuko already to kill him while he's focusing on that...

Eclipse: *snaps his fingers, and the dark energy that Zuko absorbed starts zapping Zuko relentlessly from the INSIDE*

me: that gotta hurt...

me: too late, man

zuko: *not from dark energy* GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! *muscles and bones start to show as they twist and shape and his he gains diamond like teeth* grrr... *monstrous voice* child... join us... join as one of us... be us... BE US...BEEEE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*huge explosion causing trees to topple and sending everything not secure flying*

me: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!

Eclipse: the fool is going to lead himself to his doom...

Me: can you take down a huge monster?

Eclipse: *dark grin* of course...

me: its not what you think... its-

from the smoke: grrrrrrrrr... *starts to clear* grrrrrrrrrarrrrrr...

angie: ... *crys*

Iblis-like zuko: GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!

Eclipse: *immedietly runs up to Zuko, turns his hands into claws, and slashes at Zuko's face*

Me: FACE!!!!

Iblis-zuko: *no effect* *grins and really REALLY hard head-but*

Eclipse: *gets dizzy, and nearly falls down, but regains balance. He runs up again, and impales Iblis Zuko*

Me: ok, that SHOULD hurt, or else, that's god modding...

iblis-zuko: *grimace* GRAR!! *breaks Eclipses hand and punches in the face* *regenerates with major difficulty*

me: in this form, his skin is constantly being torn and repaired, therefore making him feeble in stamina, but his defence and offence are superior. AND IM NOT TRYING TO GODMOD HIM, IM JUST MAKING HIM SEPIROTH DIFFICULTY EXEPT WITHOUT THE ONE-HIT KO, OKAY!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!

me: lol, alright ^^

Eclipse: AAAUUGH!!! *bones regenerate* *he rubs where he was punched and growls*

iblis-zuko: *grins+points down*

under eclipse: *small trace of lava*

me: ok, this is getting pretty... WARMED up! XD

Me: lol lol bad pun lol lol

Eclipse: *jumps away from the lava. He uses dark ice to freeze Iblis Zuko*

Me: control over the Dark Element are pretty cool.

lblis-zuko: *melts ice with almost no effort at all* *lava becomes multiple tentacles and lunge tward eclipse*

Eclipse: *grows tenticals out of his back, and uses them to counter Zuko's tenticals*

Me: looking at two ppl fighting with multiple tenticals can really hurt your eyes...

iblis-zuko: *while eclipse is distracted rams into him repeatedly clobbering him in the face*

me: *dizzy from tenticles* @__@
Celia: lol

Eclipse: *snatches one of Iblis Zuko's tenticals with lightning-fast reflexes. It burns him, but he doesn't care. He uses the tentical to pull himself to Iblis Zuko and punch him in the teeth*

Me: clever. Of course, I'm sure he felt the burning that comes with fire-based weapons of mass destruction ^^

iblis-zuko: *knocked back but keeps balance* *teeth are made of diamond, so yeah, REALLY hard to break*

me: no doubt XDDD

Me: how are they all of a sudden made of diamond? That's a little weird... Diamond has nothing to do with heat...

Eclipse: *comes in for the kill, punching Iblis-Zuko as hard as he can in the the stomach, then comeing around, he takes Iblis Zuko by the back of the neck, and crushes his his neck bones*

Iblis-zuko: SCREEEEEEEEEE!!!!! *lays still*

me: WHA-HUH?!?!?!?!!??1!!!
ANGIE: *breaks down sobbing* ZUKIE!!!!!

Eclipse: *eyes narrow* he's faking it.

Me: excuse meh?

Eclipse: he could never die that easily. He's faking it. *he turns his hands into claws, and impales Iblis Zuko through the back/chest (depending on which way he fell down), and, from there, shocks Iblis Zuko's insides*

Me: regular Eclipse would NEVER relentlessly attack someone like that, ESPECIALLY if that person was down for the count!......................... THIS IS WHY EVIL ECLIPSE IS AWESOME.

Iblis-zuko: *from sidelines* graang (you are only half right, child) >:)

me: *looks to the right of me* WHOA, WTF!?!?!?!

angie: *sniff* huh?

other zuko: *melts*

Eclipse: I am no "child", Demon of Fire...

Me: you can UNDERSTAND him?????

Eclipse: apparently, I can... *electrifies the whole entire "sidelines" including Angie, and Chris*

Me: OWWWW!!!!! F*** YOU!!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!???? *flops over dead*

angie: *unconcious*

me: angie? angie? *checks heart rate* she's oka-

Iblis-zuko: GERRRRRRRRRYYYYAAAAAAAHHH!!!! *chaos controls behind eclipse and breaks both his arms while kicking him repeatedly in the skull*
me: oooooh, sheet...

Eclipse: *yelps in pain, but tries to bare it. He regenerates his arm bones, and grabs Iblis Zuko's foot, snapping it*

Me: *suddenly alive again* you know, while in Condemned form, Eclipse is not affected by guns, but he IS affected if he is in normal form, which is this form right here. :D

Iblis-zuko: *too pissed off to even flinch* then why dont we finish it? *grabs eclipse, gets his hand fired up, and does a full blast flamethrower right in his face (after kicking him in the nuts)*

me: um... can you say "Ow."?

Eclipse: AAAAAAAAAAAAARAAAAGH!!!!!! *falls down, clutching his face and writhing in pain for a bit, but soon, his actions cease, and he lays still, eyes shut*

Me: he doesn't HAVE any nuts. None of you guys do.

Iblis-zuko: *picks him up and does a head but* reeeak. (probably another clone)

me: HAHA!! NOW I CAN GET AWAY WITH KICKING EVERYONE ELSES!!

Eclipse: *is not a clone* *grunts from the headbutt, but still lays unconcious*

Me: Eclipse doesn't have the power to make any clones of himself. That's Mephiles's job.

Iblis-zuko: *STILL not showing mercy, grabs him by the throat* hm... shiack. (beg for mercy. i love it when you guys do that. ^^) *punt-kick* lol

me: great... a monster with a sense of humor. -_-

Eclipse: *still unconcious*

Rosette: *sneaks in, and watches a bit*

iblis-zuko: *looks at him a bit* hmm... feeblram. (hm... maybe i should lay off the child.) ... NAAAAH!!! *faceplants eclipse* treelun! HAHAHA!!! (you're shoelace is untied! HAHAHA!!!) hm...? well, igrettegh. heh, oi! hedora? (hm...? well, if it isnt that girl from issue 7! heh, hey! this belong to you?) *holds up eclipse*

me: ooh, crap...

me: lol issue reference.

Rosette: ECLIPSE!!!!!! *is very scared that he may be dead*

Me:*is amazed* i can't believe she still loves him, even after he tried to kill her...

Iblis-zuko: Gramlr. Sulshof. Ulu. Yemataro greegle? (Thought so. Don't worry, i havent killed him. Yet. Why waste someone who can even hold a ground against me?)

me: he's got a point -_-;;;

Me: wait was that a compliment, or an insult?

Rosette: NO!!! DON'T HURT HIM!!! *whips out her gun and shoots Iblis Zuko a billion times*

ME: that was a compliment

Iblis-zuko: *like condemned, has no effect* yrento. kayest. jugaren. (i have no wish to kill him. i only wanted to subdue him so we can destroy that chip and get the hell outta here. he has earned my respect, but not my support.)

lets just continue from the top, this is getting narrow

(( my comment is at the top now...))

Eclipse: *snatches one of Iblis Zuko's tenticals with lightning-fast reflexes. It burns him, but he doesn't care. He uses the tentical to pull himself to Iblis Zuko and punch him in the teeth*

Me: clever. Of course, I'm sure he felt the burning that comes with fire-based weapons of mass destruction ^^