A Dark Comic pt 3

Sonic:hey buddy!its me!dont you reconize me?
Eclispe:ofcorse i remember you sonic!
Sonic:*gasp*:D
Eclispe:youre the fleebitten mongret who lied to me for seventeen years!!!
Sonic:*droop*
LOL

Ooooo!!!!!TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO funny!!!!!All you gotta do is put Sonic saing"Please don't hurt me 'cuz I'm special."LOL

Strike:Isn't that Mandez's line?

Me:*rolls eyes*Still it's funnier if Sonic says it right before he dies!^-^

Strike:-.-;Weirdy...

Sonic's not going to die......

I find this funny though ^^

Me:Aw,oh well!I LOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEee chibi Evil Eclipse!SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEE

Strike:Cute,yeah right....

lol ooookaaaay.....

Strike:She is in love with chibis AND anti-heroes.

Me:*huggles Eclipse*But,their just SSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOO cute!Opps,sorry Eclipse;got carried away.

Strike:-_-;Imbecile

Eclipse: grrr....

Me: lol he hates getting hugged ^^

Me:^-^;Sorry?

Strike:-.-;I'll say it again,imbecile.

Me:Can I help if he is just so cute?

Strike:-_-;You know I think I should leave before this gets too weird.good-bye!

Me:*hugs Eclipse again*Sorry,too tempting!!!!

Eclipse: -_-; blah.

Rosette: :)

Me: is he still evil?

Eclipse: *dark grin* yes i aaaaaaammmm....

Everyone: eep!

Me:*still huggling*So fuzzy...so cute...

Skater:OK,WTF?Has she been doin' this the whole time?

Me:*lost in Eclipse cuteness Land*

Eclipse: >:( *zaps Shadzgirl off*

Me: >:O *points*

Eclipse: >:)

Me:*kinda dazed*I'm OK...

Dark:*giggles*You like giving hugs to people who don like 'em ^-^

Me:I can't help it!

Dark:*looks at Eclipse as if to say "You'll really have to get use to that"*

Me:*shrugs*'Sides,I'm use to gettin' blasted,burnt,scratched,etc.

Dark:Hee,reminds of Midnight,hee,he blast you.Eclipse blast you too!

Me:*shrugs again*hey,I'm one of life's greatest targets!I think Eclipse could also say amen to that...^-^

Dark:*sadly*Strike.Always.

Eclipse: nh. Whatever.

Me: so full of NO EMOTIONS WHAT??? XD

Me:*shrugs*

Verio:*pops outta no where floating*Hi yous!Whacha doin'?

Me:Messin' around with Eclipse...

Verio:Huh?but Eclipse at home?

Me:Wrong Eclipse.

Verio:*looks up*Oh,the big Eclipse!Hi,you^-^

Me: wait - what?

Eclipse: grrrrrr....

Me:Um...I have AN a Eclipse...we call him Lil' Eclipse...and Verio got confused...just surprised the furball did think he was "Z"^-^

Verio:*floats up really close to Eclipses face*Hi,you!You Nona's friend?You know "Z"?

Me:^-^Please don't shoot 'im.He doesn't understand

Eclipse: *sighs* FINE. Sure, you could call me "Nona"'s friend.... i guess.....

Me: i love you.

Eclipse: ok shut up.

Me:Thanx^-^ You realize I'm "Nona"?That's what a lot of my friends and my little brothers call me.My real name is Oriana.(a lot easier than ShadzG,huh?)

Verio:yeppie,yep,yep!She my mommy!And Shadow ish my daddy!

Eclipse: uh.... what?

Me: you have a little brother!!! XD *hugs him*

Eclipse: *pushes me off*

Me:Not really.He's a little Shadow,and with taken care of him since he was nay tall.*holds hand little lower than knee*He's one of our little adopted family.Then there's Dark,Derik,Clad Cloak,and Electric.

Verio:Yeppy,yep,yep!^-^

Me:Sorry,he likes to scare people like that!

Me: uh.... ok.

Eclipse: i feel guilty because i murdered another person.

Me: nice going, idiot.

Me:*shrugs*It happens to people like you who have a rollcoaster for a life.Don't punish yourself.

Verio:*sits in my lap and eats cookie*Ym frgit Milestm!

Me:Wha?

Verio:*sallows*You forgot Maelstrom.

Me:Oh!That's right!By the way,Verio,did you see him at home?

Verio:No.

Me:Oh,joy.Hopefully he is not causing trouble again.

Crowd:AIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!*runs from building that is on fire with black flames*

Me:0_0'Course,I could be wrong...

Verio:Uh,oh!

Eclipse: what's going on???

Me: i dunno.

Eclipse: yeah. REAL helpful. We need to help anyone near the building.

Me: oh i see. You're not evil anymore, correct?

Eclipse: i'll always be dark on the inside.

Me: don't give me that poetic emo crap.

Eclipse: if you don't like it, then don't talk to me. *goes into his Condemned form* lets go.

Me:No.Stay.I know exactly what's going on.

Verio:Ooo,ooo,ooo^-^Maelstrom in TROUBLEEEEEEE.

6 minutes later...

Maelstrom:Ow,what the heck?!

Me:*drags him by his ear*OK,WHO DID YOU KILL NOW!?

Maelstrom:No one,'right?I hurt him,but he's not dead!!!

Me:WHO?!

Maelstrom:Donno;some kid who needed an "attitude adjustment"

Me:DON'T GIVE ME THAT SH*T!!!WHAT DID YOU DO!?

Verio:She mad.VERY mad^-^

Eclipse: YOU HURT A CHILD????? YOU IDIOT!!!! *growls*

Me: he's very attached to children.

Maelstrom:Relax,he's just bruised.

Me:THAT CAN'T BE ALL!!!!


Maelstrom:Maybe...I broke his..legs,but...

Me:YOU WHAT!?!?!

Maelstrom:Ma,chill.His family can pay.It was just some rich snob who messed with my bro.

Me:YOUR "BRO"!?!?THE ONLY ONE WHOSE REPUTATION WHO IS WORSE THAN YOURS IS YOUR "BRO",AND NOW YOU'RE PROTECTING HIM?!?!?!?

Maelstrom:you mess wid' my family,you mess wid' me.

Eclipse: THAT'S NO EXCUSE TO HARM CHILDREN!!! *eyes go pure red*

Me: Eclipse... uh... chill, dude.

Maelstrom:Does he considers some who hurts a emo street kid a "child?"

Me:*sigh*This is not gonna go well.

Maelstrom:*sneers and crosses arms*

Eclipse: *shudders, regaining control of himself, and glares at Maelstrom* I don't like any kid getting hurt... EVER. Dn't make me use COndemned... I WILL if neccessary...

Maelstrom:I WAS protecting a kid at the same time,bud.Thanks for being so understanding.

Me:*pulls his ear*SHUT-THOU-MOUTH!!!!

Maelstrom:OWWWWW!!!!Al'ight!!!FINE!!!Let go!!!'K!!!I'll try to control my temper!Geez,ma!You have a worse temper than that loser,Shatoro,but you know I don't like people messin'wid'Shadik!He's my bro!My lil' man!

Eclipse: i don't care if you were protecting your MOTHER, you should NEVER hurt someone in the process.

Me: dude. You're a hypocrite.

Eclipse: IT'S NOT MY FAULT!

Maelstrom:Whatevuh,just know this.You lay a finger on Shadik,and you DIE.

Me:I'm pretty sure Shadik can take care of himself,Maelstrom.

Maelstrom:So?I'm not gonna let some rich snob snicker at my bro!'Specially since my bro only has power to throw at 'im!

Eclipse: i'm not touching the kid. YOU just need to make sure that YOU don't touch OTHER kids! *growls*

Me: dude. Maelstrom. You're diging your own grave.

Maelstrom:Hmph,I'm not dumb,but don't worry.I've clawed my way out of deeper deaths.*smirks*It's how I operate.

Me:*sigh*Your "operation" is gonna get us killed...

Maelstrom:Hmph.I think there's no "us" in this sitution,ma.

Me:Feels like it.the trouble you cause...I'm surprised Shadow hasn't been done wid' you a long time ago...

Maelstrom:*smirks*

Eclipse: i am a timebomb waiting to explode.

Me: you said that in another comic. That i never posted. 'Cause it was lame.

Me:I like that^^I don't really care lame it might seem.

Maelstrom:I still don't care.I can take it,and I can take you out while I'm at it.

Me:-__-;

Maelstrom:I'm not bragging if that's what you're thinking.I'm simply stating the obvious.You should know that.

Me:True,true...

........pffffft *is trying to hold it in* must not...... *cant hold it in any longer*

DAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! SO CUUUUUUUUUUTE!!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! LOL panel 6!!!!!! and 7 ^^ and 8 ^^ and 9 ^^ aww, forget it, the whole thing is AWESOME.

ok, i get it. You obviously like pannel 6. PANNEL 6!!! yay.

yay for panel 6 XDDD

heheheh, "go to your room" was hilarious too XD

yes!

Sonic: DON'T MAKE ME COUNT TOTHREE, MISTER!!!!

Ebil Eclipse: HAHAHAHAH!

Me: *pwns eclipse with teh wrench of pwnage*

Eclipse: *is teh pwned*

Meh: *Nelson laugh* HA-HA!

Me: HA!!! take thaaat!

Eclipse: *gets up, then falls down again*

Me: ..... did i kill him again?

Me: no. It's ok.

Eclipse: agh. You hurt me. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT???? *irises go red (not all of his eyes)*

Me: what?

Eclipse: *takes out a jar of dirt from nowhere at all* i got a jar of dirt... i got a jar of dirt... i got a jar of dirt... i got a jar of dirt... i got a jar of dirt... i got a jar of dirt... i got a jar of dirt... i got a jar of dirt... i got a jar of dirt... AND GUESS WHAT'S INSIDE IT?

Me: uuuhhh -

Eclipse: NOTHING BUT DIRT!!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *falls to the ground laughing at a joke that didn't make sense*

Me: Mish.... did you break him, or something...?

Me: i....don't....know....... O.O;;;;

Eclipse: YES!!!!! I WON'T TAKE THIS CRAP ANYMORE!!! *throws the jar of dirt to the ground, then falls on it facefirst*

Me: dude. Wtf????

Eclipse: *gets up again* I DON'T KNOW, OK!!??? YOU MADE ME GET A F***ING CLONE!!!!

Me: oh. THAT'S what this is about.....

me: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......wait, WHAT??? CRITIC YOU BAKA!!!! YOU GAVE INDERETTA THE FREAKING SRYNGE IN PURPOSE!! *has a spaz attack*

Me: no no. It's ok. Newman is the type of villain you WANT to have...

Eclipse: how so?

Me: he's funny.

Eclipse: IT'S GAY.

Me: HE IS NOT!

Eclipse: IF IT'S THE OPPOSITE OF ME, THEN IT'S GAY!!!

Me: he's opposite PERSONALITY AND COLOR, you idiot!

me: *was looking back and forth between yo uand eclipse, and is now laughing* i'll have to meet him myself to be sure XD

Newman: HI!!! *obnoxious wave*

Me: HI!!! *waves back*

Eclipse: oh gawwwwwd...... *buries his face in his hand*

Newman: what's wrong special friend? You seem sad! DO YOU NEED A MAN HUG!!???

Eclipse: AH!!! STAY AWAY FROM ME!!!

Newman: i really think you need a man hug. *hugs Eclipse tightly*

Me: *tries to hold in a laugh* s-see? He's n-not gay.... he's just really.... REALLY..... puheeheheh... HAPPY! Heheheheheheh....

Eclipse: HE'S CRUSHING MY RIBS.

Newman: you're just overreacting! Besides, don't you have that demon to make you tough?

Eclipse: YOU SHUT UP ABOUT THAT!!!

Newman: if i had a demon, i would use it to my advantage. *squeezes tighter*

me: then, in a way, he IS gay. gay used to mean happy, ya know XDDDD can I have a hug, newman?

Newman: YAAAAAAAAA!! *group hug*

Me: *gigglesnort*

Me: LOLZ XD he is SO much happier than eclipse XDDDD

Me: omg i KNOW! XD

Newman: although we cannot be friends, i wish you all a good future, and maybe we shall be the best of enemies!

Eclipse: *pretends to wretch* you make me sick.

Newman: i love you, too! ^^

Me: ROLF!!!! Newman is so happy!

*dies laughing... again...* XD

Me: OMG thats hilarious!!! Eclipse is all like "i luv u Sonic im so innocent!" and then is all like GRAH. Its funny when Sonics all like "GO TO UR ROOM!" Eclipse does look hawt in the first pannel

first pannel? You mean in 2?

thanks!!

DA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! HILARIOUS!!! XD

angie: *goes into panel 6 and GLOMP* ^^
zuko: -_-;

thank you ^^

Didja see my new chapter to the story Control?

The ending is actually cute this time! :D

I DID!!! *favs piccy btw*

THE EYES XD I squealed with delight while reading 6 and 7. That was unexpected! Sonic's face in nine was priceless. You have an excellent way with expressions n_n Though, the pose in panel 5 was a bit awkward >__> Even when considering that, this comic shines greatly 8D

"GO TO YOUR ROOM!!" = insta-lulz XD

WOO-HOO!!!!

"hey buddy, don't you reconize me?"

"of COURSE I reconize you, Sonic <3"

"gasp!"

"You're the flea-bitten mongrel who lied to me for 17 years!"

"D:/"

AND THEN THERE'S AN EPIC BATTLE OF GOOD AN EVIL >8D

...right?

yes. But it's pathetic.

Pathetic? As in it's going to be sad, or that neither battler will be trying very hard to put up a fight?

Pathetic as in Sonic will go down in only a few hits.

Oh lawd, someone hasn't been taking his steriods lately XD

lol! But no. Eclipse has been pumped up with so much boiling unchecked anger that i guess............. maybe he got stronger?

He has full control of Condemned now....

I also heard that being angry or scared gives you more strength.

woah...Sonic is still gonna get it XD lols Eclispe's cute face

yes me too XD

Shadow:i can't wait...

Mephiles had a cheap shot. I just think Sonic is much too lucky.