How To Ruin The Whole Condemned Series In One Short Comic

I'M CRYING! I'm also suffocating!

0_0 Ok.........LOL randomly hilarious!!!!

Strike:OK,WTF?I thought Sonic became Elenzen?

me: nawww..... he's just a complete retard.... XD

Eclipse: *still has his horrified expression*

Strike:*blank stare*Wait,you didn't tell her?

Me:*looks guilty*Maaaaaaayyyybe...

Strike:WTF!?ARE YOU TRING TO GET PEOPLE KILLED!?!?

Me:No...I forgot...

Strike:FORGOT!?!?HOW COULD YOU FORGET!?!?

Me:'Cuz it hurts...You know how hard Shad's takin' it...

Strike:*looks thoughtful* True...*sigh*

me: wait, what? What other pain could Shadow feel other than the death of his wife, and the fact that his son is inhabited by a psycho monster?

Eclipse: I'M SELF CONCIOUS ABOUT THAAAAAAT!!!!

Strike:*sigh*,Does older brother work for you?

Me:Shh!The walls have ears!

Strike:*rolls eyes*They're also surrounding an paranoid imbecile.Look here's the deal.Sacrific,Shadow's older,got blasted by a 400lb+ monster named Elenzen,who was once the blue speeder,turning him into literally very little pieces.He's alive,but just barely.HE COULD DIE is what I'm getting at,and a certain -use-to-be speedy is going to get it!But that will never work...It wouldn't bring him back...*shakes head*The once blue hero is now a demon with a HUGE grudge against Shadow...

Me: it's just like that thing with Lizsama....

Eclipse: oh that evil Sonic the demon thingy.

Strike:BEYOND whatever that is.He's taken Shanos place as a general,and Shanos was VERY bad you-know-what.

Me:Yeah...he was...I remember when he put Shadow for a little while...That was when we first met...

Strike:Don't ask me about that,cuz' I don't know.I just know it was a bad ordeal.I just realize that ever since YOU showed up,Shadow's been a target!Don't you fell guilty?

Me:*sigh*,Do you really have to ask?

Strike:I'll take that as a no.Still...

Me: yeah..... omg 9/11.... *moment of silence*

Eclipse: *moment of silence*

Me:Um...'K...can you act normal again?...

Strike:*stares*Have you no heart?

Me:*throws up arms*Are you really my char????


Strike:What's that suppose to mean?

Me:AHHHHHHH!!!You need to stay in more!I DIDN'T KNOW 'BOUT 9/11 'TIL BOUT 4 YEARS AGO!!!!It doesn't bother me.'specially since people are so whiney 'bout it!

Strike:I don't pay attention to that.

Me:I gonna pray for you.

Strike:Why?

ME:SO YOU CAN GE' YOUR EYES OPENED AN' SEE HOW ANNOYING PEOPLE ARE!!!!

Strike:Have I really missed that much?

Me:YES!!!!!

Strike:....

Eclipse: you guys fight like Critic and i fight.

Me: Jes suis le hippopotaum! *rocker sign*

Eclipse: you are the hippopotomos?

Me: XD

Eclipse: weirdy.

Me:LOL X3 Yeah,that's how it is^^But,it's how it is with all my people!*leans on Strike*After all,we don't have to like each other;just love.

Strike:Wow,and I thought I could quote Scripture...


Me:Actually,it's basic moral^^

Eclipse: life is ruined by the sins of others. We are the others. We ruin our own lives.

Me: what quote is THAT?

Eclipse: mine.

Me:three letters:E-M-O

Strike:*Hiss/whistles*I second that motion.

Eclipse: aye.

Me: oh you two, and your emo CRAP.

Me:^^ It's fun.

Strike:Correction.It's fun for you,but I know it's plain truth.

Me:True,true.But it's the way we work.

Strike:Ok,now it's annoying to me,too.

Me:^^

Strike:You're still hyper.

Me:Yeppers^^

meh: I DID ANOTHER PIC THAT EVERYONE LIKES A LOT YAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY

Eclipse: *looks* D: this is...

Me: do ya LIKE it????

Eclipse: *sobs*

Me:Awww,poor Eclipsey!*huggles*Whatsa matter?LOL,it's hard not to like your art 'n stuff!


Strike:Hmm....I beg to differ...

me: it's not the art itself... it's the SUBJECT.

Eclipse: Rosette... *sniff* ran... *sob* AWAY!!

Me:*huggles more*don'cry,baby.It's OK.Shh,don' cry.*snuggle wuggles*

Strike:*sighs*sentimental state.Maybe someday the pain will go away...I still don't understand why she'd walk out on her best friend like that.It doesn't make sense...

Me: how would YOU feel if the person you loved willingly slaughtered your former boss, and was looking down on him like he wanted to ressurect him and do it again? She had every right to be terrified. She thought that the Eclipse she knew was gone forever.

Me:*still huggling Eclipse*

Strike:*sigh*How true.

me: and now he will die.

Strike:*weird look*E-excuse me?Did I hear you right?I thought you said he was going to die.

Me:*huggles Eclipse*NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!YOU CAN'T!!!

Strike:*grimaces*Why didn't I see this coming?

Eclipse: @_@

Me: ho yeah. He's screwed.

Me:But-but-*starts crying*BUT HE'S MY FFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIITTTTTTEEEE
OC!!!!

Strike:Oh no...here's the problem I feel truly sorry for him,I really do.It's in my blood,but it her I can't stand.Especially when she's all...weepy.

me: yeah. Pain and such on the inside and the emoness. It's hard to deal with.

Eclipse: *dead*

Strike:*sighs*to be honest,I don't understand such pain.It's like something inside of me remembers the perfection I had before,and naively believes such pain cannot exist...

Me:*crys*Eclipse...

Eclipse: *still dead*

Me: BY THE POWER OF GREYSTAR, I... HAVE... THE POWWWWEEEERRRR!!!!!!! *random sword*

Strike:WTF?

Me:Um...He-man I think?

Strike:Um...trying to cheer the mood,'cuz that's pretty goofy.

Me: GOOFY IS A WEASEL-DOG!!!! ARE YOU CALLING ME A WEASEL-DOG???? *is offended*

Eclipse: *deaaath*

Strike:No,no I meant it was strange.Geez,sorry.

Me:It's my fault he says stuff like that.I be a hick.Who happened to be Condemned on the quiz TT_TT

Strike:*weird look*Huh?

Me:I took the Condemned character quiz and guess who I ended up as?

Strike:Oh.Hah,hah,ha.

Me:Tis' not funny!

Me: it's all good. I totally got Condemned too XD

Me:It's not like I didn't expect to be one of the evils but geez...Talk 'bout strange when the guy probably hates my guts,ya know?

Strike:At least the world knows why you give heroes a bad name.

Me:Oh,very nice.But true.-__-;

Strike:Oh well,he's still mad at you for saying he looks like a Chao when chibied.I hope.

Me:Well,it's true!Isn't it?^-^

im havin fun just reading the conersations u have with people... Sonic: :D *pushes eclipse off as well* ::DDDDDD

Me:LOl^^Thanx


Dark Shadow:*shoves Sonic in for shoving Eclipse*Ah,ha,ha,ha!!!!!!Now he is truly dead!!!!

Me:0_0OK.Crazy...


Dark Shadow:I am no longer equal with my Halfling self!!!!!

*pushes sonic in*
Sonic: D:
READ MY STORIES!!!

Me:Huh?

Dark Shadow:*does a motion that's a bit pervy*Hmph>;)

O_O
was teh motion at joo or me???
omfg do i even wanna no?

Me:Ya probably don't>.<;

Dark Shadow:*licks himself and giggles*

Me:EWWW!!!!!You are SO-VERY-GGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRROOOOOSSS!!!!
Stop doni' stuff like that!

Dark Shadow:Heh.>;]

Me:You think you're so clever....Perv...

Dark Shadow:*grins*I know.*cocks head in his annoying way;still grinning*

omg. dark shadow, was that gesture at her, or me???
sriously, i doubt i wanna no, but TELL ME!

Dark Shadow:*grin widens and flexes fingers*Wouldn't you like to know...Heh,heh,heh,heh...

Me:*sticks out tongue*Bleagh!Careful,he likes to hit on people.

zOMG now im scareded! *pushes dark shadow off* phew!

Dark Shadow:*not impressed*

Me:He 'tis a lil' boy who needs to be put in his place.Like you did just now.

Dark Shadow:*leers at me*Hmph.

Me:And that's where this is where the Shadow part of his name is put to play.

Dark shadow:Oh,ha,ha.how halirous.

Me:I try^^

zOMG god. im glad i pushed him off! *shadalia comes in*
shadalia:so... ecliipse is my BROTHER??? SONIC WWHY DID U PUSH HIM OFF?!?
Me: thats right! shadow is ur dad too! eclipse is ur half-brother! yay small world!

Dark shadow:*looks interested*Ohhh,hello.

Me:*grabs his ear*Ohhhhh,no you don't,Mrs.Dark!

Dark shadow:*looks angry*

lol yea, shadalia's not taken... but she doesnt like do0ds that look like shadow, her DAD!!!
Shadalia: hmmm... idunno. dark shadows kinda.... kute. *winks @ dark shadow*

Me:There are differences...Some physical,and...in nature-__-;

Dark Shad:*messes with bangs*Helllllloo,gorgous*winks*

Me:Yeaahhhh...That's one...not to mention he is younger...blue streaked..etc...

Me: true... omg, shadalia STOP FLIRTING!!!
Shay: sorry. not my fault hes sexy!
Me :*dies*

Dark Shad:*grins,very pleased*Heyyy...

Me:*throws up hands*Oh Lord in Heaven above!

me: umm, shadalia.... ummm... uhhhh.... I thought you liked... ummm... whats his name?
Shadalia: Oh, Tarem (tails &cream's son)? I liked him LAST week, now Dark Shadow turns me on!
Me:wow... just-- wow... did i really need to know that?
Shadalia: Yes.
Me:god help us.

Me:I think it would be better if you RAN,Shadalia.Who knows what lurks in the mind of this perv?Not even The Shadow knows...


Dark Shad:*giggles mischieveously*She is right...in a way...

Shadalia: I DONT CARE! *sits in D.S.'s lap*
Me: oh, dammit shay, u did NOT just do that!!! did you?!?!?!?!?!?!?1
Shadalia: yup! ;) *kisses dark shadow on cheek*
Me: *passes out*

Dark Shad:*snuggles close to Shay*Mmmm....I'm likin' this...*smoochie lip-lock*

Me:*covers eyes*Oh,Lord!Ultra X-rated!!!!*retches*

Me: shay!?
Shay: *muffled* im enjoying this, and im a lil bit busy rite nao...
ME: whatever, sg wanna go get doughnuts? better then watching this!
Shay: *muffled* bring me back a bavarian creme!
Me: no. so sg, wanna go?

Me:*still covering eyes*Yes,please.I'd like that very much better...*runs into a pole*X.x

Dark Shad:*snickers*

bwahahahah!!! *guides to doughnut shoppe*

Me:*uncovers eyes*Thanks.Well,this is a sight I can stand!

good.
Dughnut lady:what can i do ya for *is really george bush in a maid outfit*
Me: AHHHHH!!!! ARE YOU SURE YOU CANSTAND THIS SIGHT!!!???!!!

Me:*shrugs*Trust me.After watching that Anime:Drawing a Revolution and Dark Shad x Shay;I think I'm much happier.'Course...

true... im puttin shays art up!! more for dark to drool ovrer!!!!

Me:LOL;he tends to do thatXDDD
Not to mention piss Metalis off,but that only part timeXDDDD

ahahah! too true!
should we actually talk to bush the *(ultra frighteneing) maid?

Mmm...I gots an idea*evil sparkly eye-ness*

Charrn:'Allo.What can I do for you?

Me:*points to Bush*Click,click,boom,pwease.

Charrn:*pulls out a stick of dynamite*><33333*blows up doknut place*

Me:I didn't mean the whole place...

Charrn:Eh,heh...<^^>;;;;;

me *ded on floor* --_--*

Me:You okay?

Charrn:I'll...be goin' now.Bye!!!*runs away*

Me:<-__->;;;;

shay: OMFG! SG WHAT DID U DO TO KYLEE???

Me:stilldedonfloor --_--*

Me:It was Charrn.He blew up the donut place.

Dark Shad:<-___->;;;

((im introducing ALL my fan chars now!!!!
Flare-- black fox, tailses sister, red hilights.



shay-- u no her!(15)



darkness-- shays big bro.(18)



shade-- shays lil bro.(8)



lea-- shays lil sis.(13)



hope-- black tabby cat, white hilights (16)



faith-- white tabby cat, black hilights. (16)



swift-- sonic and sally's son. shay's ex.(15)



thats all of em! (im kylee. pleezed to meetja! XD)))


shay: thats what they ALL say!

darkness: whats up?


shay: SHE killed kylee.

darkness: AGAIN?

shade: SWIFT LUVVVSSS U!!!

shay: shaddup!!

swift: but i DO!

hope&faith: *eat poppycorn*

lea: *dances happifully* deladoodebopdedaaaaleewdedoop!


kylee *ded on floor* --_--*

shade: ^.^

Dark Shad:Wow try doing that with all 400+ of us<>w<>


Me:'Allo,y'all<3

shay: *kisses darkshad* see? swift, youve been REPLACED! YOUR DUMB< AND UGLY!

swift: dont be like that, HONEY! *glares at dark*

shay:*gives swift a death-glare* I HATE YOU, SWIFT! GET OVER IT!!!

me: *ded on floor* --_--*

Dark Shad:*razzes at Swift*Kiss off,buster brown<-_->;;;;

Me:Kaylee?Wakie,wakie!By the way,Swift,I got a list of free girls;you should check it out.

swift: NO! shay is the only gurlie for meh!!!!
me: huh? wheres the cannon?
shay:*flicks swift off* I HATE you, swift! get-over-it!

Me:No cannon,just Charrn...*whispers*Swift needs to get a life<-.->;

me: im gonna kill that little bomb bugger!
swift: i have a life. watching shay sleep, eat, change clothes, and shower! ^-^ i love my life!
shay: what was that, asshole??? *stabs and kills swift ded*
swift: *ded*

Dark Shad:Wow,she good^w^

Me...okay...Seriously...random...

Shay: ty, dark. ty. *kisses deeply* *is in a bikini for no real reason*

me: OH GOD! OH, GOD!!!!! XXX RATED!!!! GAAHHH!!!! *gags* oh god, MY EYES!!!! MY EYES!!!!!!!!!

Me:*walks away before I retch*


Dark Shad:Hee,hee*dirty thoughts*

me: GAH!!! IM BLIND!!! MY EYEEEEEES!!!!!! *PASSES OUT*
SHAY: o_o KYLEE, U K?

Dark Shad:*perviness*

Komaru:*sitting on wall*You're dirty rat,Dark Shad.

Dark Shad:Wha...?Oh it's you...

Komaru:*jumps down(which doesn't take long 'cuz he's so freakin' all and disportionateXD)*Yann,it's me.

Me:Haroh,my frwend:3

me: *smacks dark upside the head* shut it dude. shadalia, go home and put some REAL clothing on.
Shay: oh, fine.
me: hello komaru, nice to meet you. im kylee, and that little slut was shadalia! she didnt used to act like this. *glares at dark*

Dark Shad:*fake innocent look*What did I do?

Komaru:*rolls eyes*Does any one want to know?Well,hi,Kaylee.

Dark Shad:*under breath*Has anyone tolfd you you're to tall for your own good...


Komaru:*snarls;a perfect likeness of Shadow's*I heard that.

Dark:O.o

Me- everything, dark. everything.
ummm... komaru, sorry but EVERYONE gets me name wrong... --_--+ its KYLEE ky-lee kylee. sorry, it just gets annoying after a while. --_--*
shay: im back. *in her loose t-shirt and torn jeans*
me- thats better shay. thank you.

Komaru:Oh!Forgive me.*smiles Apologetically*

Dark Shad:Yea,she's back<3

Me:Wooowwww,Dark...

Me: oh dear... well, umm... im still working on that pic of shay and dark. itll be on my deviantart before it's on here.
shay: <3 <3 <3

swift- *still ded*

Me:Curse the stupid K9 for not letting me get on Deviantart on my computer>:(

Dark Shad:There's always Hannah's<333333

Komaru:*rolls eyes*Thank you Cap'n Obvious!!!!1

Icewind:'Llo:DDDDDD

((oh, i 4got! my deviant art account is shadaliathehedgehog ive got some pics up there, since this site keeps rejecting them!))

*eats all of sonic's chilidogs*
lol. *does sonics happy face*
*faith and hope walk in*
Faith: SHADOW!!! *kisses
Hope: YOU frackING BASTARD SHADOW!!!!!*kills eclipse or 'shadow' as she thinks he is*
Me: umm... thats not shadow... its his son, eclipse.
see my story drunk sonic dudes to see why hope is pissed...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! that is HILARIOUS! i love sonic's expression at the end! i can't stop laughing at it! XDDDDDDD *faves*

thanks! I appreciate the comment!

Sonic: :D

lol your welcome!

Me: *hits Sonic on the head*

Sonic: :D

HAHA VERY FUNNY

HOLY CRAP!!! I JUST CAN'T GET OVER ECLIPS' FACE!!!!! *Immatates eclips by doing his face in the last box*

um... thanks.

Don't keep it like that for too long, or it will stick.

lol! i know!

i finally got on my dads puter ^^

angie: KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KI- D8
zuko: gaah! stupid sexy sonic

STUPID SEXY SONIC????

Sonic: stupid sexy Eggman!

Eclipse: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU???

celia: nothing at all!

me: just a mix-up

AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thank you ^^

lol!Sonic u silly ninny!^^u pushed Eclispe's GF!not cool,Sonic great pic btw^^

thx!

Sonic would DIE if he pushed Rosette off a cliff.......

literally.

By Eclipse.

i must rescue Rosette*saves Rosette**to sonic*SONIC!NO CHILLIDOGS FOR U!!!!!!

Sonic:NOES!!!!!!!!!

me: muahahahahahaa!

Eclipse: *still has a horrified face*

Me:Eclispe...Rosetta is saved^^

Sonic:TT^TT

Eclipse: *still has a horrified face*

Me: i think i broke him*

can u fix him?

Sonic:i..want.....chillidogs....

Eclipse: *snaps out of it a puches Sonic's face in*

Me: oh that did it.

Sonic:OWIE!!!!!!!!><can i have chillidogs now?

Me:no

Sonic:TT^TT

ty ^^