Jacob the Hedgehog

Me: i dunno. we can make something crazy happen, lol.

DO IT.

.................i dunno what to do, though. you're better with the crazy ideas XD

I JUST HAD A CRAZY IDEA!

Jacob: I JUST HAD A CRAZY IDEA! ... TO HELP ECLIPSE WITH HIS DEMON PROBLEM BY MESSING UP THE TIMESTREAM!

Raptor: messing with the timestream? wont that screw EVERYTHING up??? D:>

me; hoo, boy. btw, you can call me again now if you want ^^;

Me: YAI!

Jacob: er... um... preventing a tragedy... is that so bad? And besides - anyone who comes with us will have an unaffected memory of the events of now. :D

Raptor: we'll have to bring a LOT of people back, then........

Jacob: that's ok - I can make a big enough time machine :D

Raptor: *facepalm* okay then..... where do we find the parts for this though? and can you build it by yourself?

Jacob: *quickly jots down a list of things he nedds* yes I can. *gives the list to Raptor*

Raptor: -_- ...... *snatches the list* i'll start looking then.

Me: timeskippy?

Me: YAAAHHHH! :D

*time skip*

Eclipse: ok, what's this about?

Jacob: TIME! WORKING IN GOD'S DOMAIN! SCIENCE! DRAMA!

Eclipse: ...?

Jacob: we're going to send us back in time... we're going to kill Haine Al Alar before he becomes Condemned! :D

Eclipse: that's a great idea! :D

Raptor: *fake enthusiasm* whooo....

Twilight: is anyone else coming with us?

Jacob: Vorace can't com because he's a demon, and would be much too affected by the time change. Skye can come. Lightning can come. All of hybrid nation can come (except the one mentioned prior; Vorace).

Eclipse: er... ok! :)

Twilight: that's a lot of people to fit in a time machine XD
Raptor: yeah, no kidding. soooo... who exactly are we brining?

Jacob: Nothing. We get in, kill Haine, and get out. anything invented after the Echidna Period is BAAAAD...

Eclipse: let's go! :D

Me: he said WHO not WHAT XD

Raptor: okay then. let's do it to it. :P
Twilight: i'm ready ^^

Me: WHA-OOPS! DX

*they all enter, and TRAVEL BAAAACK IN TIIIMMMEEE OOOOO!*

*they get zapped convieniently away from the sight of the echidna clan, just so very far away*

Eclipse: woaahh... it's all snowy here...

Snow: *falls*

Twilight: :D *takes a couple of steps forward, making prints in the snow*
Raptor: *shivers, and fluffs up a bit to keep warm* brr...

Eclipse: hrrmm... none of us are echidnas... we'd have to do our best to intoduce ourselves without being stabbed...

Jacob: AH-HRM! The echidnas weren't savages! They were pretty intullectual!

Eclipse: pfff!

Jacob: *see's something* *gasp* LOOK!

Haine al Alar: *is somewhat far away from the village, behind a home, sitting in the snow. He is a handsome, young echidna who sticks out like a sore thumb against the other echidna's because of his strange, blue color. He looks upset*

Twilight: well... i'm the closest you can get. let's give this a shot. *starts trudging through the snow towards the echidna*

Raptor: ..........

Haine: *angrily muttering to himself* why do they always PICK on me? What's so different about me besides my color? Is it really that I am simply bad luck?... ... ...but must they throw rocks at me...? *still looking upset*

Eclipse: ...

The others: *hide behind a rock*

Twilight: *stops a meter or two away from him* ........hey.

Haine: ...? You are... an echidna? Like me? You are blue... am I not the only one? *a smile spreads across his face*

Eclipse: *tenses up* Haine would seem like a dangerous fellow... wouldn't he...? That's strange... he's playing the nice guy...

Twilight: *smiles* no, you're not the only one ^^ *tail wags* then again, there ARE stranger things out there than a blue echidna..... ^^;

Haine: ah, but never has such a strange thing been the so-called cause of all bad things that happen in my village... ... I've never talked to anyone without them making faces at me, before...

BEHIND TEH ROCK

Eclipse: maybe we should poison him?

Jacob: well, it wouldn't cause as much commotion as, say, stabbing him...

Raptor: wait, we WANT a commotion?

meanwhile

Twilight: i get that a lot. *tail twitch* i think the problem will go away eventually.

Jacob: no! NO! We're avoiding that! That's why poison is best!

Eclipse: exactly.

Haine: really? What makes you think that?

Twilight: *shrugs* just a thought. i know they stopped picking on me a long time ago. it'll go away eventually. ^^

Raptor: OH. so how do we do that?

Eclipse: we can get Twilight to pour it into one of his drinks, or something... she's the only one who can approach the echidna's without them getting suspicious...

Haine: I don't know if it'll go away... some of them are even afraid of me because of my color... even if my brother is the leader of our tribe, they still do not respect me... if I was the leader of the tribe they would HAVE to respect me...! *darkly glares at the ground*

Twilight: *looks up at the cloudy sky* sometimes power isn't the way to go......

Raptor: good point. we'd have to leave before anyone knows though. we don't want twilight getting into their history books ^^;

Eclipse: no, that would be bad...

Haine: ... how do you know...?

Raptor: REALLY bad.

Twilight: *shrugs* common sense: no one likes a dictator. besides, i have experience. my husband is the leader of our clan.

Eclipse: ... and that's why the poison works.

Jacob: yup.

Haine: I wouldn't be a DICTATOR... I'd just have a high status... If I could prove to them that I'm a good leader... then they'd respect me... the only problem is my brother... he IS, after all, the current leader...

Twilight: if you're thinking of getting rid of your brother, don't. it won't solve anything, it'll just get them more angry at you.

Haine: *dark smile* they won't find out... I'll make sure they don't find out...

Eclipse: uh oh... he's plotting...

Raptor: *gives jake the "whaddowe do nao?" look*

Jacob: Raptor... c'mon... let's keep Shadow company before Eclipse chews him out...

Shadow: *silently stares at the wall, tears streaming from his eyes*

Raptor: *nods an stands there, feeling awkward* ....

Shadow: *sniffles* I'm fine... I'm better now... you guys can go, if you want...

Jacob: What about Eclipse?

Shadow: I'll stand my ground...

Raptor: i'll go get him, then..... *leaves the room and looks around for the hedgebat*

Eclipse: *is leaning on a wall in the hall oh look it rhymes*

meanwhile

Shadow: ...

Me: XD

Raptor: *calls him* hey eclipse, your dad's up!

Eclipse: *his ear twitches* ...JOY... *heads back for the med room*

meanwhile

Shadow: ...

Raptor: go easy on him. remember, he has emotions now. >:(

Eclipse: the HELL i'll go easy on him...

meanwhile

Shadow: Eclipse is coming...

Raptor: don't start, eclipse. let him talk first, then you can see if you still wanna yell at him or not. you weren't there just a minute ago, eclipse.....

Eclipse: ... *walks into the med room*

Shadow: ooohhhh no... here comes trouble...

Eclipse: ok. From your side. What happened?

Shadow: I... I wanted emotions again... and we talked about who would be smart enough to do that... one thing led to another, and finally, we were at Mr. Inderretta's base...

Eclipse: ... *dissapproving frown*

Shadow: at first, he didn't want to... but I managed to to convince him to let us in... and for emotion, I traded him one day of my torture...

Eclipse: you were really that desperate?...

Shadow: I was...

Eclipse: Dad...

Raptor: .............

*and then they have a father/son hug tiem 8D*

Me: XDDDDDDDDD

*the hug over'ed quickly*

Shadow: ... no yelling?

Eclipse: naw... you need rest... *walks out of the room*

Raptor: ...what'd i tell you? *eyebrow raise*

Eclipse: I did my best to not be too angry with him... though, sometimes it's just easy to yell at someone who's younger than you... even if it's your own father...

meanwhile

Shadow: he was holding back...

Jacob: yeah, yeah...

Raptor: he may look younger, but he's got way more experience than you do, and that alone makes him older. you can't forget that, eclipse.

Eclipse: yes... I know... and I admit that, sometimes, I forget that...

Raptor: *smiles* just keep the word "dad" in your head, and you'll find you forget it less easily.

Eclipse: *smiles at Raptor, then walks off*

meanwhile

Shadow: y'know... I'm getting pretty tired...

Raptor: hmm? *looks at shadow* you should get some rest, shadow. you went through enough today ^^;

Shadow: *twirls his index finger* will do... *gets comfortable, and falls asleep*

Jacob: I guess he's THAT tired... because the "ultimate lifeform" usually doesn't sleep...

Raptor: heh. he may be "ultimate" but he's not perfect. let's let him rest. *leaves teh room*

Jacob: *leaves the room as well* I feel like I did a good thing... and it feels good. :)

Raptor: even though we had to watch someone get tortured for it? *eyebrow raise*

Jacob: welllll... considering Shadow DID get his emotions baaaack... *taps his fingers*

Raptor: i know, i know, i'm just pulling your leg ^^

Jacob: PFAH! YOU! >:D *lightly smacks him*

Raptor: pshh. *lightly pushes him* :P

Jacob: *pushes Raptor hard enough to make him fall down, then runs off laughing like an idiot*

Raptor: *falls over* OY! *gets back up* GIT YOUR TAIL BACK HERE! D:< *chases him down the hall, lhao*

Me: if this isnt a yaoi couple, i dunno WHAT is XDDDDDDD

me: ikr? XDDD

Jaob: WHOOP! *still runs*

Me: lol.... so do we make it official? WE DONT HAVE TO GO INTO ANYTHING DRASTIC O_O;

Raptor: pffaaaah! *chases him*

Me: OK! :D

Jacob: *smacks into a wall.

Raptor: aah! D:> *runs over to him* jake, are you okay??

me: lol, i just realized that jacob is now a hypocrit XD

me: how so?

Jacob: YES. I'M FINE. I didn't know that it was possible to see stars outside cartoon... i was wrong...

Raptor: pffft..... HAHAHAHA!!! XD

Me: he freaked out when he thought mikki and eclipse were XD

Me: ooooohhh... :P

Jaocb: don't laugh at my pain... *pout*

Raptor: it was hilarious, though.... <:S sorry ^^;

Jacob: meh, it's cool :P

is this roleplay DEAD?

Raptor: and therein lies the problem. I DONT KNOW HIM WELL ENOUGH YET O_O;

Me: thing is, we need 5 sources. i only have 2, and the outline's due TUESDAY. i'm gonna be in a CAR all day tomorrow, so i have to do it all TODAY. or TONIGHT i should say. *looks at clock* F*CK! IT'S 12:30?!

Me: D:

Jacob: well I think you should START getting to know him! You have no idea how hard it is to be a demon host - howsabout you show some compassion, huh?

Sadow: *...*

Raptor: ............i'll try... it's not that i don't like him, i'm just scared to death of him ^^;

Jacob: in his case, so are most people... but you really need to learn to suck it up, because as long as you're in HN, you WORK WITH HIM... which means you'll see him often... he's a normal mobian, Raptor... he just has a little problem on his hands that won't go away...

Shadow: *...*

Raptor: i know, i know, i knowwwww..... it's just... UGH. you're right. i just gotta get over it.

Jacob: *making a point* 'sides... someone with a fanbase like Eclipse's couldn't POSSIBLY be that bad, right?

Shadow: *...*

Me: technically, this is incorrect, because F. Super also has a HUGE fanbase...

Me: XD

Raptor: *laughs* you've got a point there....

Me: this person is now my reference for ACTION POSES O_O http://bbpopococo.deviantart.com/ look at their comic! it'sa a TEGAKI. 8O

Jaocob: always do. *pushes up his glasses, which were sliding off his face*

Shadow: *...*

Me: I KNOW THAT PERSONNNNN!!!! O_O

Me: I KNOWWWWWWWWWW....... but omfg, that comic :a runaway" is AMAZING. and it's made even more amazing by the fact that it's all on TEGAKI. NO LAYERS O_O

Raptor: yeah yeah, whatever :P

Eclipse: *opens the door* DDDDDDDDDD8> DAD??????

Jacob: knew it. Eclipse... your father is... sleeping... right now...

Eclipse: TO HELL HE'S SLEEPING!!! WHAT HAPPENED??????

Jacob: don't get anxious, or upset, Eclipse... that feeds the demon...

Eclipse: YOU SHUT UP!!! I KNOW!!!

Jacob: and that TRIGGERS the demon...

Raptor: *with his super-high-ranking-general authority* ECLIPSE. CALM DOWN. NOW!!! D:<

Me: pffft.... XD my sister talks in her sleep..... XDDDDD

Eclipse: *goes silent, and eyes Raptor* ...

Jacob: there...

Me: XDDD

Me: wait, lemme see if she says something...... i'll post whatever she sayd on the rps, ok? XD

Raptor: hff. there. that's better. NOW we can explain.

Jacob: ok... we thought we could trust a certain badger into giving Shadow his emotions back... and it worked... but he stole his large intestine...

Eclipse: !!!! WHY???? DID???? YOU?????? TRUST HIM???!!!!

Jacob: D:

Shadow: *...*

Raptor: *authority* SHUT IT AND LISTEN, ECLIPSE. D:<

Me: ooh. fear the osprey. GODDAMMIT, I GOTTA COLOR THAT PIC OF HIIIIIM!!!!!!!!!

Eclipse: *ears fold back, and he growls*

Jacob: I can see that you're upset, Eclipse... possibly angry, too... but... Shadow got the good end of the deal, here... he can be HAPPY again, Eclipse...

Eclipse: ...

Raptor: he made his decision. now we can only wait 'till he wakes up....

Eclipse: I'm suprised that you're not fearing me, Raptor...

Jacob: ...

Raptor: don't remind me. -_-;

Eclipse: heh... so you're still a phobe of my "illness"? Alrighty... I need someone to tell me when Dad wakes up so I can politly ask him what the hell he was thinking.

Jacob: ...

Raptor: *sighs* i'll go and get you then.....

Eclipse: good. *walks out of the room*

Jacob: yeesh...

Raptor: *deep breath* whoo..... so yeah. that eclipse needs to CHILL.

Jacob: he's a very tense hybrid... just like his father...

Shadow: *...*

Raptor: i can agree with that...... so are we just gonna stand here and wait for shadow to wake up?

Jacob: actually, look... I think he's waking up...

Shadow: *cries out in suprise from the sudden rush of emotions, then the pain in his torso* AAAAUUGH...! This is a tad overwhelming...!!

Raptor: don't overexert yourself, you just got half your guts ripped out, then put back in!

Shadow: hnnn... am I in a hospital, or the HN med center...?

Jacob: the latter.

Shadow: Eclipse is going to KILL me...

Jacob: he already warned us.

Raptor: yeah. he told us to go get him when you woke up...

Shadow: *immedietally sits up, but then holds his gut, and grimaces from the pain* d... don't... tell him... not yet...

Jacob: easy, Shadow... we won't tell him...

Raptor: i just TOLD you not to overexert yourself! be more careful...

Shadow: *lays back down* ... *can't help but smile* I can be happy again... I... I can mourn Sonic's passing... ... Sonic... *starts tearing up* ever since you died, i wanted to do this... and it feels so good *tears stream down his face*

Jacob: aww... Shadow...

Raptor: <:( .......

Shadow: *covers his eyes with a hand in embarressment* I'm sorry... just getting... eheh... just a little emotional...

Jacob: it's ok, Shadow... we can clear out of here if you want...

Shadow: *still has a hand over his eyes* no... no, don't... if you don't want to, i mean...

Doctors: OMG.
Raptor: HELP!!! NOWWWWW!

Me: *reads title* oh for gods sake... *facepalm*

Me: IT'S SOOOOOOO FUNNY! :D no, there is no violence other than Scourge getting pwned by Super Sonic... THE FIRST ANIMATED SUPER I'VE EVER SEEN!

Jacob: *gives Shadow to a doctor*

Me: ah, but everyone LOVES watching scourge getting pwned XD

Doctor: *takes shad and runs off*
Raptor: .......

Jacob: :C

Me: that's why you MUST SEEEEEE IIIIIT. When you get the chance.

Me: i'll have to wait a week, then. btw, i walked through a cementery today :O

Raptor: ....i hope he comes out ok....

Jacob: me too...

meanwhile

Shadow: *BLOOD*

Me: bawwwwww

Me: it was eeeeeeeerie...... i mean, it was 260 acres of cementery, and 320,000 ppl buried there, so yeah.

Raptor: <:(

me: wait... do you remember what the cemetary was called? I think I've been there possibly...

Shadow: *moar BLOOOD*

meanwhile

Jacob: *shouts through the door* HE'S MISSING HIS LARGE INTESTINE!

Me: arlington cementery in DC.

Doctors: D8> WHAAAT? *work faster*

Raptor: O_o;

Me: I WENT THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Did you see the tomb of the unknown soldier?

Shadow: *dying*

meanwhile

Jacob: WORK HARDERRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!! >:C

Doctors: *do*

Raptor: mmmh.....

Me: with the guy that's always guarding it? yeah. it was pretty creepy, walking past rows and rows of gravestones......

Me: yeah, but the walk was TIRING... and it was cold. Did you ever get to go to Williusburg?

Shadow: *...*

Jacob: *panics*

Doctor 2: *gets out the donated organs and tries to find a jar with a large intestine in it*

Me: DONATED ORGANS ARE REFRIGERATED, NOT IN JARS. and no. but we might. lemme see... didja go to the korean war memorial? with the statues? no matter where you stand, there's a statue looking at you.

Doctors: *after sedating him, they cut shadow opennnn*
Raptor: ,......

Me: IT WAS... REFRIGERATED... IN A JAR! XS Also, yes, and Williumsburg is one of the most haunted places in America :P I saw a ghost when I went there.

Shadow: *...*

Doctor 2: *starts attatching the organ to Shadow, filling it with blood, and such things*

Jacob: :C

Me: :D ooh. pick me! i wanna go..... XD

RAPTOR: *is in all caps for some reason* .......

Me: I CAN'T BEAT THE BIOLIZAAAARRRRD!!!! DX

Shadow: *...*

Doctor 2: *still working*

Jacob: ...

Me: least u got farther than i did XD

Doctor1: *working*

Raptor: ...

Me: first it's like, IMA GONNA EATCHA!! then he's like, NO, I THINK I'LL WAP YOU WITH MY TAIL! DARKNESS ORBS!!! PINK BUBBLES!!! WTF IS WITH THE STUPID PINK BUBBLES!!!???? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!

*hours later*

Doctor 2: *hands, covered in blood* I think we're done...

Shadow: *stitched back up, and cleaned up - where his sergury was going on, the doctors had to shave off the fur. He looks VERY tired, even though he's asleep*

Jacob: ... he's done? *walks in* hey.

Doctor 2: hello.

Me: XD lol bubblezzzz...

Raptor: *follows*

me: they are ANNOYING!

Jacob: was it succesful?

Doctor 2: yes. yes it was :)

Jacob: :D

Shadow: *is asleep*

Doctor 2: *bandages Shadow up*

brb dinner

Me: kk XD

Raptor: *phew*

Me: BACK

Shadow: *still asleep*

Jacob: is he ok to go home yet?

Doctor 2: no. He stays HERE.

Raptor: weell DUH. he just had his intestines ripped out.

Jacob: I knowww... but Eclipse is going to have a FIT if he sees Shadow here... that's the last thing Shadow needs... his son yelling at him as soon as he wakes up...

Shadow: *sleeping*

Raptor: eclipse doesn't need to knooooow.......

Jacob: Mikenno might tell him... or he'll come in at some point and see Shadow laying here!

Shadow: *sleeeeep*

Raptor: mikenno knows not to tell if he shouldn't. and besides, why would eclipse just randomly walk into a med room?

Jacob: i heard that, because of how paranoid he is, he checks in here daily to make sure no one he likes got hurt... because of Rosette... before she was murdered by Incogneto (or so I've heard), she had a fight with Eclipse over going to help in the "blood war". He went to battle anyways. Incogneto seriously injured Rosette and, before Eclipse had even HEARD she was attacked, died. After Eclipse found out, he felt awful. That's why he checks in here.

Shadow: *sleeeeep*

Raptor: jeez.... that mustve been hard.... well, i guess we cant do anything about it then....

Jacob: if Eclipse finds out that WE were the ones who helped Shadow get INTO this situation... *grimaces at the possibilities*

Shadow: *sleeps*

Raptor: *demonphobia kicks in* oh god no, oh god no! D8>

Me: *FINALLY watches vid* *falls over laughing* XDDDDDDD

Me: ISN'T IT GREAT??? XDDD

Jacob: calm down, Raptor! Freaking out like that would upset Eclipse even more!

Shadow: *...*

Raptor: but.. but.....!

Me: you're freaking kidding me. you get on NOW, while i'm having a fricking meltdown?! i'm sorry if i snap at you at all, i'm just not doing too well at ALL right now....

Me: D: What's up? TELL.

Jacob: no. no buts. The best way to talk to a demon host is CALMLY...

Shadow: *...*

Raptor: e-easy for you to say! you're not scared to DEATH of them! D:>

Me: f*cking school, that's what's up. goddamn honors class. i have to write a paper on WILLIAM FAULKNER, and about one of his books (the sound and the fury). i would have been DONE already, excpet for one complication. we are limited to using ONLY the databases given to us by the school, so we would have "reliable sources." problem is, THOSE STUIPID-@$$ DATABASES DON'T HAVE ENOUGH INFORMATION TO WRITE A FREAKING 600-WORD PAPER D8<

Me: CAAALLLLMMM DOWWWWNNN. You need to remember that a lot of those words are "the" "it" "and", and other such things. 600 words isn't a lot Mish... it only SEEMS like a lot :) All you have to do, is be CREATIVE with your riting. Play with the sentences to make them longer. That's what I do, and I usually get A's.

Jacob: I'm terrified of sharp teeth ripping my flesh to pieces. How's that? You just to learn to be comfortable around Eclipse... he really is a nice guy oce you get to know him...

Inderrettabot: *smacking Shadow* YOU THINK YOU CAN TRICK ME OUT OF OUR DEAL???? DO YOU NOT WANT EMOTIONS AGAIN???

Shadow: aaauurrr... sssst'p iiitt...

Inderrettabot: WEAKLING!! CAN'T EVEN ENDURE TORTURE!!

Jacob: hey, stop! D:

Raptor: hey, don't take it out on him, it was OUR idea! and blame newman too, for not telling you. :P

Newman: DDDDD8

Inderrettabot: *turns on Newman, grabbing him by the scruff of the neck, and throwing him into his recharger*

Newman: DDDDDDDDDDDDD8>

Shadow: ...

Raptor: *thinking* well, least we got rid of THAT one.....

Shadow: whatchu g'nnnnnah do...?

Inderretta: THIS... *takes Shadow's protruding intestine, and rips it out of his body*

Shadow: *even through the alcohol, he felt that* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGH!!! SONOVA B***!!!!!!

Jacob: *cries out in horror, and has to cover his mouth with his hands*

Raptor: *has to cover his mouth as well, and his fethers puff out. fear is obvious in his eyes*

Shadow: *twitches all over. Blood pushes it's way out of his mouth. His eyes have rolled into his head. From all the pain, he has blacked out*

Inderrettabot: *whispers in Shadow's ear* you think that just because you're unconcious, you'll escape my wrath...?

Jacob: LEAVE HIM ALONE!!

Raptor: if you keep going on like that, you'll KILL him!! if anyone deserves a punishment, it's me. it was my idea, anyways. >:(

Me: oh noes! raptor's gonna suffer nao......?

Inderrettabot: no it wasn't, boy... don't kid yourself...

Shadow: *stil unconcious*

Jacob: you had your fun! Let him go!

Raptor: hmmph. stubborn badger......

Inderrettabot: YOU WANT TO GET HURT, BIRDIE? YOU WANT ME TO PLUCK EACH FEATHERY LIMB YOU HAVE OFF YOUR BODY?

Shadow: *...*

Jacob: COULD YOU AT LEAST MAKE IT SO HE DOESN'T DROWN IN HIS OWN BLOOD???

Inderrettabot: ... *unlocks the shackles, and turns Shadow on his side*

Raptor: ...............

Inderrettabot: I'm done with Shadow. DONE. He won't get hurt anymore. He'll get his end of the deal. Plus I'll stitch him up. Lucky, lucky. *gets out the painkillers, and gives Shadow some, then begins stitching him up*

Jacob: ... you had painkillers all along...?

Inderrettabot: they were hidden.

Jacob: *swears under his breath*

Inderrettabot: by the way, even though I'm sewing him up, Shadow won't survive very long without his large intestine. It's an important part of his body.

Jacob: !!!!!!!

Raptor: YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T KILL HIM!! AND THAT COUNTS. D:>

Inderrettabot: You fix him.

Jacob: DDDDDDDDD:

Raptor: rrr.....

Shadow: *still dying*

Inderrettabot: or you can take him to the hospital... but then he won't have emotion.

Raptor: .....jake, would we be able to get shadow to a hospital fast enought if we let the badger finish?

Jacob: I can try...

Shadow: *dyyyyiiiinnnng*

Inderrettabot: so... let's begin... *gives Shadow a knock-out injection mixed with a painkiller, then drills a hole in his head, and starts wiring a chip to his cerebellum* This isn't a Nocturnal... it's an emotion device... it may seem like I'm tricking you, but I assure you, it works, and there are no strings attatched...

Raptor: *is obviously suspicious* .....

Inderrettabot: ... and you attatch the red wire to the blue socket aaaannnnddd... there. He's hooked up. He's got simulated emotions to help him. Also, he doesn't have to do a nice impression of Rorschach anymore.

Jacob: well that's good...

Inderrettabot: *picks Shadow up*

Shadow: *bleeds*

Inderrettabot: I'm sure you want to take him to a hospital now, hmm? Or maybe the HN medical center?

Jacob: o-oh! YES! *takes Shadow, and BOOLLLTS outta there*

Raptor: aah!! het, wait up! *follows*

Jacob: *runrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrun*

Shadow: bleedbleedbleedbleedbleed*

Me: oh hai! When you get back to an actual youtube-playing computer, I have something hilarious to show you!

Me: probly wont be for a WHILE so ya may as well post teh link so i can get at it later :P

Raptor: hurry!! D:>

Jacob: *RUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUN*

HN: o hai! :D

Jacob: *RUUUUUNNNNNNNNS to the medical room* HELP UUUUUUSSSSSSSS!!!!!

Shadow: *bleeeeeeeeeeds*

Me: ok! :D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qKaXONmy4k&feature=channel_page

i have a jacob, too!!! but he's ollllllllld..... and yellow....

nice

Raptor: AAAGH!!!! that double-crossing little @$$HOLE!!

Jacob: he's making sure we don't help Shadow escape.

Shadow: *still... .. yeah.*

Raptor: but wasn't he going to give shadow emotions?! is he like, getting the emotion machine or something?!

Jacob: by the looks of it, he's taking a break... he has the whole rest of the day to torture Shadow...

Shadow: *coughs HARD* hurts...

Jacob: Shadow!! *rushes to his side* Shadow... it's supposed to hurt... it's torture... I can't believe you've agreed to try and put up with this...

Raptor: i would've rather gone emotionless for the rest of eternity than have to put up with that.......

Shadow: *coughs again, this time coughing up a bit of blood* not being able to feel joy again? Being unable to mourn for a friends passing? You would want to live with that forever...?

Jacob: well, when he puts it that way...

Raptor: mmh.....

Me: i'm tempted to have raptor ask the gay question, lol.......

Newman: *comes into the room* HI ALL! :D

Shadow: Newman...!

Newman: I broughts you the foods! *gives them a package of frozen chicken* :D

Jacob: *freaks out* WHAT ARE YOU??? WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE ECLIPSE???

Raptor: !!!!! *puts a hand on his gun*

Shadow: clone...

Jacob: A CLONE???? He doesn't act anything like Eclipse!!

Newman: I'm his opposite! :D

Raptor: i noticed.... -_-

Newman: Shadow, aren't your intestines getting cold without you protecting them?

Shadow: *glares at Newman*

Raptor: could you go away, plz? you're very irritating.

Newman: Mr. Inderretta sent me here to drive you crazy! :D

Shadow: sweet jesus, no...

Jacob: dear lord...

Raptor: *facepalm* i think i'm already losing it.......

Newman: LET LOOSE THE RIENDS OF DISASTER!! >:O *pokes Raptor* poke! :D

Shadow: ...

Jacob: I have a bad feeling about this clone.

Raptor: i'll say. *is poked* DO YOU MIND? >:(

Newman: No :D

Jacob: Raptor - I just got an idea. Do you carry any form of alcohal with you? If not, do you think there might be some in this room?

Shadow: ?

Raptor: eheh... *pulls out a can of beer* i was with friends a while ago ^^; *hands it over*

Jacob: *frowns at the can* this isn't enough... surly, there must be SOMETHING in this room... a robot... thing... like Inderretta probobally had some while still alive...

Newman: he has some in a cuboard... to the left...

Jacob: *finds it and opens the cuboard* oh ho... I didn't know that the badger was an alcoholic... we've got TONS here... *takes out a bottle of liqor* YES...

Shadow: plan to get drunk?

Jacob: no, Shadow... I plan to make YOU drunk...

Shadow: ?

Jacob: when your drunk, you don't feel pain... alcohal is a depressant... and it can work as a pain killer when you've got enough in your system...

Newman: I think I just revealed something I shouldn't of...

Raptor: well, SORRY i'm a moderate drinker D:< pffah. well, thats a good idea, though. it'll work

Jacob: bottoms up, eh, Shadow?

Shadow: *grunts*

Jacob: *helps Shadow drink the liquor* check for any signs that he's drunk. Remember, too much can kill him.

Shadow: *drinking, but he's gained a little immunity from when he drank a lot after Rouge died*

Raptor: *watches for drunkness*

*after a few minuts of chugging like a madmobian, Shadow's speech starts to slur*

Shadow: thisss esss pret' awes'mmm... y'know...

Jacob: do you feel any pain?

Shadow: knoww noh'ssss'ch word...

Jacob: *stops making Shadow drink the liqor* there. Alright then.

Shadow: awww...

Raptor: heheh. he's pretty drunk allright. hopefully that helps.....

Jacob: *takes out an altoid, and gives it to Shadow* We can't have Inderretta get suspicious.

Shadow: pepp'rmmm'nnnt...

Jacob: yup.

Newman: D:

Jacob: say anything, and we'll kill you.

Newman: silence is my middle name!

Inderrettabot: *comes back in*

Shadow: sss'up, f***er...

Inderrettabot: ... ?

Jacob: *hastily* he got a little cocky when you were gone ^^;

Raptor: yup! ^^;

Inderrettabot: hrmph. *slides his clwas over to Shadow's left shoulder to start the torture again*

Shadow: *when the claws slice deeper into him, he groans weakly from the pain, but does not scream - this, not only because he's lost his voice, is because of the alcohol in his system*

Inderrettabot: why aren't you screaming...?

Jacob: he got used to it...?

Inderrettabot: *growls, knowing something's up*

Raptor: constant exposure to pain eventually nullifies it. it's a fact.

Me: 'tis true. its happened to be befor.

Inderrettabot: *continues glaring at Shadow* ...

Jacob: ...

Inderrettabot: *continues his torture*

Shadow: gonna k'llll meh...

Inderrettabot: no, I'm keeping you barely alive... *has noticed something wrong with his speech, and makes sure that the next time he talks, he'll listen*

Raptor: *holding his breath* *thinking* please dont talk, please dont talk......

Shadow: d'mmmmb'sssss... yerrrr g'nn' k'lll m'hh...

Jacob: DD:

Inderrettabot: I KNEW IT! *his arm turns into some kind of device with a tube at the end* *shoves the tube in Shadows mouth, then holds his nose so he has to breath into it*

Shadow: !!!!

Inderrettabot: *looks at the readout* ...you're intoxicated...

Shadow: ahmmmm nnn't!

Raptor: ffffff.... *facepalm*

Jacob: Probabally hiding in in factory.

Shadow: most likely.

Raptor: okayyyyyy.... and where would THAT be?

Shadow: Zephcorp? It's a few miles north from here.

Jacob: there we go. ^^

Raptor: okay then..... lets go.

*and so they go*

Shadow: *sneaks in with the others, into the basement part of Zephcorp, finds the door, and knocks*

Jacob: *waits, nervous*

Inderrettabot: *opens the door* *with a hiss in his voice* YOU...

Shadow: me.

Inderrettabot: why are you here?

Shadow: help.

Inderrettabot: help? Help you?

Shadow: yes.

Inderrettabot: NO.

Raptor: umm, plz? ^^;

Me: raptor's not a people person. he can lead an army, but he finds it hardto have a conversation

Inderrettabot: give me a reason why I should not kill you were you stand. Any reason.

Shadow: won't tell everyone where you are. Help us, and you're safe.

Inderrettabot: so you're BLACKMAILING me?

Shadow: *grunts a yes*

Inderrettabot: .. ... ... I respect that, Shadow. Come in.

*they all go in*

Raptor: .............

Inderrettabot: *without even looking over Shadow* so you're losing your emotion, and you want it back.

Shadow: how?

Inderrettabot: I figured from the way you were talking. I CAN mess with your brain to make you express emotion again... but I want something in return.

Shadow: like?

Inderrettabot: I don't know... YOU offer ME...

Shadow: Don't know what to give...

Inderrettabot: then I can't help you.

Raptor: *super suspicious* ........

Inderrettabot: you know what I want, Shadow... I want you to suffer...

Shadow: can... torture me. For a day. Torture. Not kill. Torture. Watch me feel pain... then you give me emotion again. Deal?

Jacob: DDD:

Inderrettabot: hmmmmm... deal. *Shakes Shadow's hand*

Raptor: he must be crazy.....!!

Jacob:*whispering to Raptor* I guess he's THAT desperate...

Inderrettabot: *leads Shadow to a metal table* get on.

Shadow: *gets on*

Inderrettabot: *shackles Shadow down to the table*

Shadow: ...

Raptor: *remembers the cruel tortures the purebloods would give the hybrids* ..............

Inderrettabot: If I can torture Sonic without killing him, I can do the same to you... *rakes his sharp claws across Shadow's body*

Shadow: *winces from the pain*

Raptor: *winces just from watching* ...............

Inderrettabot: *moves his arm across Shadow's body, back to where he started, and cuts again, in the same place, making it deeper*

Shadow: *instead of wincing, he now has to bite his tongue to stop from crying out - the pain is unbearable*

Jacob: oh... my... god...

Raptor: ...... *realizes how close this was to torture in the pureblood army, and hangs his head* ........

Inderrettabot: *now laughs cruelly as he rakes his claws again*

Shadow: *can't help but cry out this time as the wounds get deeper, and wider... it doesn't even feel like he's screaming, but rather, someone else... he can't help it* AUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHH!!!

Inderrettabot: *keeps doing it* >:D

Shadow: *his blood leaks all over the table, and drips on the floor*

Jacob: *fights to stop himself from attacking Inderretta*

Raptor: *see jacob's post* rrrrr..... he's going too far........

Jacob: he can go as far as he wants... he has a whole day... I wish Shadow toned down the deal a bit...

Inderrettabot: *takes a break to see his handiwork*

Shadow: *his breath is shuddered. The wounds have gone so deep, that you can see his ribs glistening through all of his spilt blood. Just as Sonic had, Shadow's large intestine can be see poking through*

Inderrettabot: there. I kept him barely alive...

Jacob: THAT'S HORRIBLE!!

Inderrettabot: I never said I was nice.

Raptor: *snorts* you gonna fix 'im up?

Inderrettabot: no. If Sonic could survive this, Shadow can survive this too.

Shadow: *wheezing*

Jacob: D:>

Raptor: ...................

Inderrettabot: I'll be in my studies. *walks out of the room, and closes the door behind him*

Door: *makes a clicking noise*

Jacob: *rushes to open the door. He fails* WE'RE LOCKED IN!!! D:>

Raptor: i should have expected that. *pushes on the door, but fails to open it* dammit. *takes out a gun* do i HAVE to shoot this open?

Jacob: you can't... it's made out of five layers of duro steel... *looks at Shadow, worried* you really think he's going to survive without any medical attention...?

Shadow: *his eyes are glazed, and distance. His fingers are twitching, and he still fights to keep breathing*

Raptor: ... you're a doctor! do something! do we have ANY medical supplies?! at LEAST some painkillers??? D8>

Jacob: all I have is some advil... DDDDD8>

Shadow: *still all zombie-dead-ish*

lol Its like Guiles from Buffy with hedgehogs.
Nice work!

I <3 BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER!!! XDD

Thanks!

we're watching the 5th season right now XD

werehooooog...

Me: wheeee!!

Raptor: hi jake! :D

Jacob: hi lolololol 8D

Me: XD

Raptor: um, ok.

Me: omg, just realized i havent posted raptor yet!! oh noes!

Me: you MUST!

Jacob: hrrrrrrrrrr........ yeah.

Raptor: umm, you okay there, jake? ):>

Me: i drew him alrady, just need to color him... but im busy w/ your entry too so yeah. did you see shadowsgirlfriend's entry? it's soooooo funnyyyyyyyy.....

Me: I laughed SO HARD at it. The entries are coming along great... it's gonna be hard to choose... I just wish people would send me a link on the CONTEST PIC like I TOLD THEM TO.

Jacob: YES. YES I'M FINE.

Raptor: *eyebrow raise* you're not acting fine XD

Me: i'll link ya, dont worry ^^

Jacob: no, I'm fine.

me: thanks!

Raptor: okaaay.... say, what's that book you got there?

Me: you'll get it tomorrow, most likely.....

me: a'ight.

Jacob: *shows him the book*

Book: "Ghostly Encounters" by Timothy Adams

Raptor: "ghostly encounters"? sounds eerie. well, obviously it's about ghosts.

Jacob: oh iit IS, but it's just so FACINATING... there's a reason a took up studying in my own subject... the unknown has always been a wonderful place to set your mind to "think mode" as I called it with my ex-students... who are now dead...

Raptor: oh hey, dont start with that again. we dont want a guilt attack..... umm.... that sounds like a cool thing to study.....

Jacob: you think so? <:)

Me: another yaoi couple... XD

Me: *facepalm* WHYYYYYYY?! why is it always OUR characters?! but that wouldn't work, raptor's like, twenty-something.......

Raptor: yeah. really. i prob'ly would never be able to get into that kinda stuff anyway. i'm easily spooked when it comes to all that paranormal stuff.....

Me: oh XD

Jacob: hah... and yet for a very long time, you faced the horrors of the battlefield...

Raptor: yeah, but that's a sure thing. you live or you die. you never know what to expect with ghosts and stuff......

Me: you were CONSIDERING IT?! XDDDDDDDD dude, i dont mind if we go for it but, wtf...... it's always OUR characters!!! why???? it never happens with anyone else!!!! D8>

Me: it's because our characters are always perfect matches XD

Jacob: not true. The battlefield is an unpredictable place. Someone who you thought was dead could still be alive.

Shadow: true.

Jacob: you appear out of NO WHERE you know that?

Shadow: yes.

Raptor: not when you know as much about war as i do. and as much as eclipse does, too. *grins* it's an easy thing for me. Hullo, shadow.

Shadow: *grunts in a sort of "hi" way*

Jacob: I find it strange that Shadow's emotions are fading away... possibly, this "Ultimate Lifeform" was faulty after all...

Shadow: say that again, you die.

Jacob: *raises hands defencivly* I was only pointing something out... yeesh...

Raptor: don't kill me for saying this, but ultimate doesn not equal perfect...... don't kill me O_O

Shadow: *snorts*

Jacob: no love for the fallen, eh?

Shadow: can't feel anything. 'Cept the strongest emotion I felt. The one felt the most. Anger. Sucks.

Raptor: that's a little sad, actually.....

Shadow: can't feel sadness... but I guess...

Jacob: dear lord... I wish we could fix you... before you turn into a robot, or something on us.

Raptor: ................... well, i got nuthin. *shrugs* sorry.

Jacob: ... and I'm not THAT kind of doctor... Shadow, we'd have to find you someone as smart as Gerald...

Shadow: can only think of Inderretta...

Jacob: ...

Raptor: that nutso badger?? you've gotta be crazyyyyy~!

Jacob: exactly.

Shadow: have nothing to lose...

Jacob: excuse me?

Shadow: have nothing to lose... why not...?

Raptor: umm, no. we have EVERYTHING to lose. what if he turns you into some psycho zombie... thing?! we'd be SCREWED!! D8>

Me: he's a bird. he gets easily spooked XD

Shadow: that happens, you kill me. Simple.

Jacob: Raptor, do you know anyone else? Anyone who's just as smart?

Raptor: mmh........ no..... *hangs head*

Jacob: we can try it...

Shadow: joy. If had any.

Raptor: do you even know where to find him?

Me: ffffffffffff....... ok, fine. let's roll with it. lets keep it down it "implied" plz.

Me: SET IT TO COLUMN MODE, ITS FASTER. ok, im done XD