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Derp Tank

Derp Tank

Derp Tank by TheGameArtCritic
Derp Tank by TheGameArtCritic

Description

Description
TheGameArtCritic
TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK.

Herp or derp?

HERP OR DERP??

Both!

General Info

General Info
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Category Games » - by Genre » - Shooter/FPS games
Date Submitted
Views 23511
Favorites... 5
Vote Score 2
Comments 7423
Media Digital drawing or painting
Time Taken 2 hours
Reference none

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TheGameArtCritic on July 17, 2012, 1:02:18 PM

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TheGameArtCriticHarry: *Swallows the Prozac*

Walter: Won't be a problem, getting farther. We're a skilled bunch.

Rick: Aw yeah. ;D

mechadragon13 on July 17, 2012, 1:06:48 PM

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mechadragon13Mia: *grins*

Key: *smiles, going to pack up her backpack*

Claire: *smiles a bit* That we are. I'm not too worried.

TheGameArtCritic on July 17, 2012, 1:10:28 PM

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TheGameArtCriticEveryone: *Gets ready*

Rick: *Opens the door*

Harry: *Runs out and shoots a zombie in the face* D8<

Walter: *Slices up zombies*

mechadragon13 on July 17, 2012, 1:18:05 PM

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mechadragon13Mia: *shoots zombies* >:C

Key: *shoots zombies* >:(

Claire: *shoots zombies*

*they walk*

TheGameArtCritic on July 17, 2012, 1:19:27 PM

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TheGameArtCriticMan: HELP!!

Rick: !! *Immediately runs to help*

Walter: !! Rick, WAIT!! *runs after him*

Harry: D: *follows them*

mechadragon13 on July 17, 2012, 1:23:50 PM

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mechadragon13Key: !! *chases after them*

Mia: Aah, wait up! *follows them*

Claire: ... *follows them, though she's hesitant*

TheGameArtCritic on July 17, 2012, 1:34:58 PM

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TheGameArtCriticMan: *Is stuck under some rubble* P-PLEASE!! A TANK ATTACKED ME! I'M STUCK IN HERE! I NEED HELP!!

Walter: D:

Rick: Hold on, we'll get you out! D8< *Starts trying to lift the rubble* GGNNGHFF

Harry: D: ! *Helps*

mechadragon13 on July 17, 2012, 1:36:50 PM

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mechadragon13Claire: !! *also helps*

Key: *shoots at a few infected that run at them*

Mia: *watches the rooftops* ...

TheGameArtCritic on July 17, 2012, 1:41:18 PM

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TheGameArtCriticSuddenly --

Ten Survivors: *Walk out of their hiding places, pointing their guns at the group*

Man: *slips out easily from the rubble, takes Harry's gun, and points it at Rick* We'll be taking your weapons and supplies now. >:(

Rick: DDDD8< !!!

Harry: WHAT?? DDDD8<

Walter: >:( ... I knew it.

mechadragon13 on July 17, 2012, 1:52:59 PM

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mechadragon13Key: D8> !!

Mia: !!! *stays close to Walter*

Claire: ... *lowers her gun, knowing they don't stand a chance*

TheGameArtCritic on July 17, 2012, 4:48:28 PM

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TheGameArtCriticRick: Why are you all doing this? >:/

Man: Why do you THINK? To SURVIVE! Now give us the frackING SUPPLIES AND GUNS! DB<

Raiders: *Step closer to the group*

Walter: *Looks around. No shotguns. Mostly pistols and automatics and one poorly used sniper rifle. Suddenly, Walter stabs the raider to his nearest left*

Everyone: !!!!

Raiders: *Shoots at Walter*

Walter: *Dodges around bullets and blocks many*

Rick: *Uses the opportunity to take Harry's gun from the distracted man's hands and shoot him in the face. He then tosses the shotgun at Harry and takes his hunting rifle*

Harry: *catches the gun and shoots at the raiders* D8<

mechadragon13 on July 17, 2012, 4:57:25 PM

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mechadragon13Key: D8!! *shoots a guy in the legs*

Mia: !! *just tries to avoid getting shot*

Claire: *shoots at them*

TheGameArtCritic on July 17, 2012, 5:02:20 PM

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TheGameArtCriticWalter: *Shouting at the raiders* HOW MANY DID YOU KILL OR STEAL FROM BEFORE US?? YOU ALL DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE!! D8< *He continues to slash at the raiders and hit their bullets away*

Harry: *Shoots at them*

Rick: *Also shoots at them*

Raider: *Before Walter is able to get to him, the raider shoots him right in the middle of his chest*

Walter: Hkh?? *He collapses*

mechadragon13 on July 17, 2012, 5:09:25 PM

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mechadragon13Mia: WALT!! *shoots the raider that attacked Walter, killing him with a few shots* D: ... *runs over to him while the others take care of the rest of the raiders* Walter, oh my god, SAY something...! D8>

TheGameArtCritic on July 17, 2012, 5:12:58 PM

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TheGameArtCriticWalter: *Shaking, twitching, and gasping for air* F-F-frack...!

Rick: We've got a man down! D8 *Runs over to where Mia and Walter are*

Harry: Will a first aid kit help at all?? D8>

mechadragon13 on July 17, 2012, 5:16:53 PM

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mechadragon13Claire: Bandages would help stop the bleeding, but--do we still have any morphine left??

Key: I-I'm pretty sure we do! *digs through her backpack*

Mia: I don't think we're in a good place to do this right now. D8

TheGameArtCritic on July 17, 2012, 5:19:14 PM

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TheGameArtCriticHarry: I'll make sure to kill any zombies if they come -- Make sure to get the bullet out first! D8>

Walter: *After a bit of wheezing, he passes out*

Rick: D8 !!

mechadragon13 on July 17, 2012, 5:23:53 PM

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mechadragon13Mia: shoot--CLAIRE! D8>

Claire: *opens up the med kit and pulls gloves on* I need that morphine, Key--

Key: here! *hands it to her*

Claire: *injects Walter with the morphine, just to make sure he doesn't panic if he wakes up suddenly, then works to remove the bullet*

TheGameArtCritic on July 17, 2012, 5:27:28 PM

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TheGameArtCriticRick: Careful -- Make sure it doesn't break into pieces! D8

Harry: *Keeps watch*

Walter: *Unconscious*

mechadragon13 on July 17, 2012, 5:30:05 PM

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mechadragon13Claire: *ignores him, trying to concentrate. after a few tense moments, she manages to extract the bullet. she tosses it away, then starts pulling bandages out of the med kit to cover up the wound* This should be enough until we get somewhere safe, but right now, we need to move.

Mia: *nods* D8

TheGameArtCritic on July 17, 2012, 5:32:54 PM

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TheGameArtCriticHarry: *Shoots a zombie away only to see a horde coming* ... shoot. DDDD8

Rick: DDDDD8

Walter: *Unconscious*

mechadragon13 on July 17, 2012, 5:36:57 PM

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mechadragon13Claire: !!! Someone carry Walter, we need to get out of here...!!

Mia: D8< *isn't about to let them get anywhere near him--she unloads on the horde, mowing them down*

Key: !! *shoots at them*

TheGameArtCritic on July 17, 2012, 5:39:34 PM

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TheGameArtCritic on July 17, 2012, 5:49:14 AM

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TheGameArtCriticWalter: Well, that's a massive improvement from 'get me a pain killer'. ;P

Everyone: *Asleep*

mechadragon13 on July 17, 2012, 5:53:47 AM

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mechadragon13Mia: *laughs a bit* Yeah, really. It's only a little bit sore now.

Everyone: *zzz*

TheGameArtCritic on July 17, 2012, 5:54:51 AM

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TheGameArtCriticWalter: Think it's healing at all?

Everyone: *Asleep*

mechadragon13 on July 17, 2012, 6:01:35 AM

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mechadragon13Mia: Maybe... WOULD something like that just... heal?

Everyone: *zzz*

TheGameArtCritic on July 17, 2012, 6:05:19 AM

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TheGameArtCriticWalter: Well, it might. We can keep our fingers crossed, can't we? :)

Harry: *Waking up* ...?

Rick: *Asleep*

mechadragon13 on July 17, 2012, 6:17:48 AM

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mechadragon13Mia: I guess so. <:P You wanna help me check?

Everyone: *asleep*

TheGameArtCritic on July 17, 2012, 6:48:56 AM

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TheGameArtCriticWalter: Sure. <:) *He starts unwrapping her bandages a little to see*

Harry: *Watches*

Rick: *Asleep*

mechadragon13 on July 17, 2012, 6:58:16 AM

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mechadragon13Mia: *sits still, enjoying the cool air against her now-exposed skin*

Everyone: *asleep*

TheGameArtCritic on July 17, 2012, 7:04:09 AM

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TheGameArtCriticWalter: *Checks over her wound*

Harry: ...

Rick: *Asleep*

mechadragon13 on July 17, 2012, 7:10:30 AM

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mechadragon13Mia: ...How is it?

Claire: *waking up* ...

Key: *zzz*

TheGameArtCritic on July 17, 2012, 12:08:54 PM

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TheGameArtCriticWalter: Well, it's... It's doing better.

Harry: ...

Rick: *Asleep*

mechadragon13 on July 17, 2012, 12:14:32 PM

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mechadragon13Mia: *slightly concerned* ...How MUCH better?

Claire: ...

Key: *zzz*

TheGameArtCritic on July 17, 2012, 12:18:38 PM

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TheGameArtCriticWalter: It's better, Mia. It's getting there. A little bit of patience will be required though. <:/

Harry: <:/

Rick: *Asleep*

mechadragon13 on July 17, 2012, 12:19:47 PM

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mechadragon13Mia: ...Okay.

Claire: <:/

Key: *waking up* ...?

TheGameArtCritic on July 17, 2012, 12:30:16 PM

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TheGameArtCriticRick: *Snorts awake* Bwah. Morning! D:

Harry: Yeah. Good Morning.

Walter: ^^

mechadragon13 on July 17, 2012, 12:36:31 PM

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mechadragon13Key: Morning...

Mia: *presses the bandage back against her cheek*

Claire: *gets up, picking up her gun*

TheGameArtCritic on July 17, 2012, 12:40:41 PM

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TheGameArtCriticWalter: *Helps Mia wrap her face back up*

Harry: *He nuzzles her a little, a bit more forgiving about the night before*

Rick: :D

mechadragon13 on July 17, 2012, 12:44:03 PM

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mechadragon13Key: *nuzzles him back, appreciating his forgiveness*

Claire: ...You shouldn't have to wear those too much longer.

Mia: Alright.

TheGameArtCritic on July 17, 2012, 12:48:43 PM

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TheGameArtCriticWalter: <:D

Harry: ... I need to go take my pill. *He gets up to go do so*

Rick: :/

mechadragon13 on July 17, 2012, 12:58:08 PM

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mechadragon13Key: <:/

Mia: *stands up and stretches*

Claire: We'll have to try and get farther today.

TheGameArtCritic on July 17, 2012, 1:01:00 PM

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TheGameArtCritic on July 16, 2012, 3:53:09 PM

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TheGameArtCriticHarry: But... But we DON'T... DX

Everyone: *Asleep*

mechadragon13 on July 16, 2012, 4:00:00 PM

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mechadragon13Key: That's what I said... DX

Everyone: *zzz*

TheGameArtCritic on July 16, 2012, 4:02:22 PM

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TheGameArtCriticHarry: .. I-I mean... It would be NICE... But... But it's not necessary! D:

Everyone: *Asleep*

mechadragon13 on July 16, 2012, 4:08:30 PM

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mechadragon13Key: *snorts, somewhat amused* It's something that can DEFINITELY wait, yeah...

Everyone: *zzz*

TheGameArtCritic on July 16, 2012, 4:11:34 PM

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TheGameArtCriticHarry: *A little disappointed* Yeah... <:/

Everyone: *Asleep*

mechadragon13 on July 16, 2012, 4:18:37 PM

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mechadragon13Key: ...Maybe we should just sleep...

Everyone: *zzz*

TheGameArtCritic on July 16, 2012, 4:20:12 PM

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TheGameArtCriticHarry: Right. Good idea. <:/ *He tries going to sleep against the wall*

Everyone: *Asleep*

mechadragon13 on July 16, 2012, 4:23:25 PM

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mechadragon13Key: ... *tries scooting next to him again*

Everyone: *zzz*

TheGameArtCritic on July 16, 2012, 4:35:47 PM

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TheGameArtCriticHarry: *Doesn't bother moving away again*

Everyone: *Asleep*

mechadragon13 on July 16, 2012, 4:45:38 PM

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mechadragon13Key: *smiles a little bit, and leans her head against his shoulder, closing her eyes* Goodnight...

Everyone else: *zzz*

TheGameArtCritic on July 16, 2012, 4:48:12 PM

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TheGameArtCriticHarry: *With a sigh* ... 'Night. XC

Everyone: *Asleep*

mechadragon13 on July 16, 2012, 4:51:06 PM

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mechadragon13Key: *doesn't notice his expression. she falls asleep quickly*

Everyone else: *asleep*

TheGameArtCritic on July 16, 2012, 6:12:19 PM

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TheGameArtCritic*The Next Morning*

Harry: *Asleep*

Rick: *Asleep*

Walter: *Not. He nuzzles Mia*

mechadragon13 on July 16, 2012, 6:27:30 PM

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mechadragon13Key: *asleep*

Claire: *asleep*

Mia: *is woken up by the nuzzling, though she doesnt really mind. she nuzzles him back*

TheGameArtCritic on July 16, 2012, 6:36:29 PM

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TheGameArtCriticWalter: How're you feeling...?

Everyone: *Asleep*

mechadragon13 on July 17, 2012, 5:45:09 AM

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mechadragon13Mia: Not bad, actually...

Everyone: *zzz*

TheGameArtCritic on July 17, 2012, 5:48:30 AM

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TheGameArtCritic on July 16, 2012, 6:15:36 AM

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TheGameArtCriticWalter: Key, is something wrong?

Harry: *Comes out of the bathroom, wiping some sweat from his brow and looking even more relieved than when he entered the bathroom in the first place*

mechadragon13 on July 16, 2012, 7:04:21 AM

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mechadragon13Key: *notices this, and reddens a bit* Nope. Not at all. <///<

Mia: *calling to Harry* You doing okay back there, big guy?

Claire: *gives them all an incredulous look--were they really just dancing around the issue like that just to tease them?*

TheGameArtCritic on July 16, 2012, 7:06:47 AM

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TheGameArtCriticHarry: Y-yeah, I'm fine. >///>;

Walter: *Snickers*

Rick: :/

mechadragon13 on July 16, 2012, 7:35:13 AM

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mechadragon13Key: *stands around awkwardly* >/////////>

Mia: *snickers*

Claire: ...I think it's time for you kids to go to bed. :I

TheGameArtCritic on July 16, 2012, 7:37:15 AM

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TheGameArtCriticWalter: Yeah yeah. XP *He leads Mia over to a spot to sleep*

Harry: ... Mrokay. *He finds a corner*

Rick: I'm an adult, I get to stay up. ;D

mechadragon13 on July 16, 2012, 7:49:22 AM

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mechadragon13Claire: No, you have to go sleep too. >:P

Mia: *follows him over*

Key: ... *sits next to Harry*

TheGameArtCritic on July 16, 2012, 8:05:07 AM

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TheGameArtCriticRick: :C

Harry: *Scoots a little bit away from Key*

Walter: *Cuddles with Mia* <3

mechadragon13 on July 16, 2012, 8:07:52 AM

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mechadragon13Claire: Go on. :P

Mia: *cuddles with him, whispering* You okay, it doesn't hurt as much anymore.

Key: <:/ ...

TheGameArtCritic on July 16, 2012, 8:12:37 AM

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TheGameArtCriticRick: *Trudges away to some secluded corner of the room*

Harry: *Feels awkward around Key*

Walter: Well... That's really good to hear. <:D *he kisses her cheek*

mechadragon13 on July 16, 2012, 8:35:51 AM

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mechadragon13Claire: *sits down against a wall*

Key: *quietly* ...I'm sorry. About earlier.

Mia: *kisses him back, on the lips, then snuggles into him*

TheGameArtCritic on July 16, 2012, 8:47:46 AM

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TheGameArtCriticRick: *Tries sleeping*

Harry: There's nothing to be sorry about.

Walter: *snuggles with Mia* <3

mechadragon13 on July 16, 2012, 11:25:01 AM

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mechadragon13Claire: *also tries sleeping*

Key: ...Did Mia talk to you?

Mia: *falls asleep with Walter*

TheGameArtCritic on July 16, 2012, 3:26:18 PM

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TheGameArtCriticRick: *Falls asleep quickly*

Harry: ... Yeah?

Walter: *Falls asleep with Mia*

mechadragon13 on July 16, 2012, 3:35:08 PM

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mechadragon13Claire: ...

Mia: *asleep*

Key: ...Oh. Well, that explains everything. :I

TheGameArtCritic on July 16, 2012, 3:36:45 PM

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TheGameArtCriticHarry: Explains what? <:/

Everyone: *Asleep*

mechadragon13 on July 16, 2012, 3:42:58 PM

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mechadragon13Key: Walter gave me a "talk," too. :I

Everyone: *asleep*

TheGameArtCritic on July 16, 2012, 3:45:09 PM

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TheGameArtCriticHarry: ... So... This was their little plan? Get us alone and try convincing us to have sex?

Everyone: *Asleep*

mechadragon13 on July 16, 2012, 3:52:21 PM

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mechadragon13Key: Apparently... He said we "needed it."

Everyone: *asleep*

TheGameArtCritic on July 16, 2012, 3:52:49 PM

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TheGameArtCritic on July 16, 2012, 3:51:52 AM

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TheGameArtCriticHarry: *He chooses to stay in the room -- At least until he stops having an embarrassing erection*

meanwhile

Walter: Hello, Key. :/

mechadragon13 on July 16, 2012, 3:57:12 AM

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mechadragon13Key: Hello. >////>;;;

Mia: What's... up?

Key: N-Nothing much. <___<

TheGameArtCritic on July 16, 2012, 4:43:13 AM

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TheGameArtCriticHarry: *He looks around. There's no bathroom around. He sighs, very uncomfortable*

meanwhile

Walter: Where's 'Arry? Why's he not here too? :/

mechadragon13 on July 16, 2012, 4:45:19 AM

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mechadragon13Key: He's uh... taking a break. I. guess.

Mia: That doesn't make sense. :I

Key: <_<

TheGameArtCritic on July 16, 2012, 4:59:06 AM

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TheGameArtCriticHarry: *Doesn't know what to do* >__>;;;

meanwhile

Walter: Taking a break from what? :I

mechadragon13 on July 16, 2012, 5:10:44 AM

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mechadragon13Key: S..tanding? <___<

Mia: *snorts at Key's inability to make good excuses*

TheGameArtCritic on July 16, 2012, 5:15:44 AM

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TheGameArtCriticHarry: *Decides to slip out of the room to get to the bathroom, a hand covering his crotch* ./////.;;;;

Walter: Oh, there he is. :/

Harry: *SHUFFLES OFF AS QUICKLY AS HE CAN*

mechadragon13 on July 16, 2012, 5:19:38 AM

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mechadragon13Key: *tries to draw attention away from him* SO UM IS ANYONE HUNGRY?

Mia: We already ate. :I

Key: Well yeah but you might still be hungry <___<

TheGameArtCritic on July 16, 2012, 5:28:12 AM

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TheGameArtCriticHarry: *Manages to reach the bathroom. He locks the door behind him and lets out a sigh of relief*

meanwhile

Walter: Even still, we can't waste our food. :/

mechadragon13 on July 16, 2012, 5:29:31 AM

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mechadragon13Key: *relaxes a bit when she hears toe door close* Oh. Well okay. :I Uh. um. Where are Claire and Rick?

Mia: Good question.

TheGameArtCritic on July 16, 2012, 5:33:59 AM

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TheGameArtCriticWalter: I thought they went into another room? :/

Rick: *Steps out* Is it safe?

mechadragon13 on July 16, 2012, 5:37:24 AM

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mechadragon13Key: What do you mean "safe"? D:/

Mia: *rolls her eyes* Yes, it's safe. :P

TheGameArtCritic on July 16, 2012, 5:42:15 AM

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TheGameArtCriticRick: Oh, good. :P *He steps out into the main area* Where's Harry?

Walter: Bathroom.

mechadragon13 on July 16, 2012, 5:47:06 AM

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mechadragon13Key: <___<

Claire: *follows Rick out* :I

Mia: *grins, silently amused*

TheGameArtCritic on July 16, 2012, 5:50:44 AM

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TheGameArtCriticRick: *Raises a brow* ... Bathroom?

Walter: Yeah, he sort of rushed in there. It must have been serious.

mechadragon13 on July 16, 2012, 5:57:15 AM

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mechadragon13Key: >_______________________>

Mia: *has to contain snickers*

Claire: *raises an eyebrow*

TheGameArtCritic on July 16, 2012, 6:06:17 AM

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TheGameArtCriticWalter: He sure is taking a while, though. Like this is his first time ever using the bathroom.

Rick: :/

mechadragon13 on July 16, 2012, 6:07:45 AM

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mechadragon13Key: <_________________________________________<

Claire: ...

Mia: *is trying really hard not to laugh at the general awkwardness in the room*

TheGameArtCritic on July 16, 2012, 6:14:33 AM

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TheGameArtCritic on July 15, 2012, 4:42:38 PM

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TheGameArtCriticHarry: *Has a bit of trouble tugging off his pants. He's more than a little frustrated*

meanwhile

Walter: No, I'm not that mean. XD

mechadragon13 on July 15, 2012, 4:47:11 PM

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mechadragon13Key: *isn't sure whether to laugh or feel embarrassed for him--though she is getting a teensy bit impatient* D-Do you need some help there? ^////^;;

meanwhile

Mia: I meant just listening in, sheesh. :P

TheGameArtCritic on July 15, 2012, 4:52:00 PM

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TheGameArtCriticHarry: N-no, I'm fine. ./////.;;; *He manages to pull his pants off, moves himself so he's in front of Key. He kisses her*

meanwhile

Walter: Oh, that's different. :3

mechadragon13 on July 15, 2012, 4:59:06 PM

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mechadragon13Key: *moves a hand to the back of his head, combing through his hair as she kisses him back. her legs seem to hitch themselves up on his waist of their own accord, but at this point, she doesn't really seem to care (i guess Walter was right, it DOES just...happen)*

meanwhile

Mia: *lowers her voice* Then come ON... ;P *sneaks over to the door, pressing her ear against it*

TheGameArtCritic on July 15, 2012, 5:01:35 PM

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TheGameArtCriticHarry: *He keeps kissing Key, one hand on her back, the other lightly touching her leg*

meanwhile

Walter: *Does the same* :3

mechadragon13 on July 15, 2012, 5:08:25 PM

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mechadragon13Key: *pauses for a moment to catch her breath, giving him a lustful look she didn't even know she was capable of, before diving in to kiss him again, moaning slightly into his lips*

meanwhile

Mia: *very quietly* Mm, I can't hear much, but what I CAN hear is promising~! CX

TheGameArtCritic on July 15, 2012, 5:12:19 PM

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TheGameArtCriticHarry: *He kisses her back again, now pulling off his underpants*

meanwhile

Walter: *Nods enthusiastically, a grin on his face*

mechadragon13 on July 15, 2012, 5:18:31 PM

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mechadragon13Key: *sees where his hand is going, and squeaks a bit in surprise--she hadn't realized they'd gotten this far, and she was having second thoughts. she blushes redder than ever, and pulls away from him* >//////////////////>;;;;;;

meanwhile

Mia: ??? what just happened?

TheGameArtCritic on July 15, 2012, 5:21:06 PM

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TheGameArtCriticHarry: Oh no -- Did I do something wrong? D8>

meanwhile

Walter: Ssshhh! 8C

mechadragon13 on July 15, 2012, 5:23:32 PM

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mechadragon13Key: No no no, it's okay, I'm just n-not actually ready for this, I'm sorry...! D//////X

meanwhile

Mia: *facepalms*

TheGameArtCritic on July 15, 2012, 5:48:19 PM

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TheGameArtCriticHarry: shoot, I was being too forward -- I'm sorry, Key! D8> *he hurriedly gets his pants back on*

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Walter: DX

mechadragon13 on July 16, 2012, 3:27:30 AM

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mechadragon13Key: *picks up her shirt and hoodie and pulls those on first* No, really, you were doing fine! DX

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Mia: *huffs* Knew it was too good to be true. come on, before they hit us with the door. :I *stands up, and moves back over to her seat*

TheGameArtCritic on July 16, 2012, 3:30:02 AM

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TheGameArtCriticHarry: I really don't think I was, otherwise this might not have happened. DX *Gets his shirt and jacket back on*

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Walter: XC *does the same*

mechadragon13 on July 16, 2012, 3:33:39 AM

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mechadragon13Key: Hey, I chickened out, okay? not your fault i'm a hopeless prude. DDDDX

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Mia: >:I

TheGameArtCritic on July 16, 2012, 3:35:19 AM

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TheGameArtCriticHarry: Stop -- You're NOT, maybe if we just... try again later. Much much later. If you'd let me. DX

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Walter: Ffffst. XC

mechadragon13 on July 16, 2012, 3:40:30 AM

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mechadragon13Key: I-I'd be okay with later. DX

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Mia: *sits there wearing a disappointed scowl*

TheGameArtCritic on July 16, 2012, 3:43:15 AM

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TheGameArtCriticHarry: Okay, that's okay. Yeah. DX *He scoots away from Key awkwardly*

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Walter: XC

mechadragon13 on July 16, 2012, 3:45:55 AM

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mechadragon13Key: *hastily puts her pants on, nearly tripping over them, then scuttles out of the room, trying to fix her now muffed-up hair*

Mia: ! *looks innocent*

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TheGameArtCritic on July 15, 2012, 12:01:52 PM

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TheGameArtCriticHarry: ... Wow. You really DO like back rubs... *He keeps doing that, getting between her shoulder blades*

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Walter: I gave her a sort of "now or never" speech. You? <:P

mechadragon13 on July 15, 2012, 12:09:15 PM

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mechadragon13Key: *lets out an embarrassingly loud moan that seems to startle her a bit--she twists away from his hand, clamping a hand over her mouth, her face nearly as red as her hoodie* O//////////////O;;;

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Mia: Oh, basically the same, plus a few pointers. ;P

TheGameArtCritic on July 15, 2012, 12:12:38 PM

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TheGameArtCriticHarry: No no no, it's okay! D: Just, just, uh... Here. *He gently turns her around again and starts rubbing her back some more, this time deciding to focus on the spot between her shoulder blades*

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Walter: Hahahahaha, I see. XP

mechadragon13 on July 15, 2012, 12:18:42 PM

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mechadragon13Key: Mmmnn... *still blushing a bright red, she rests her head against Harry's chest and tries to contain her pleased moaning. his fingers against her back just felt so good...*

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Mia: Well, hopefully that was enough to convince them. :P

TheGameArtCritic on July 15, 2012, 12:24:35 PM

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TheGameArtCriticHarry: *He slips his hands under her shirt to continue that rubbing motion while actually touching her skin*

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Walter: You know, I truly believe that this will be properly good for them.

mechadragon13 on July 15, 2012, 12:33:11 PM

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mechadragon13Key: *draws in a sharp breath, followed by a drawn-out groan. her hands grasp at Harry's shirt, trying to keep herself from simply flopping over on top of him*

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Mia: *nods* Mhmm. They care about each other enough, so there's no reason for them NOT to...

TheGameArtCritic on July 15, 2012, 12:38:59 PM

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TheGameArtCriticHarry: *He kisses her neck as he does this, the feel of her skin against his fingers arousing him a bit*

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Walter: Right? It's just them being scared is all.

mechadragon13 on July 15, 2012, 12:47:39 PM

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mechadragon13Key: *moves her hands around from his front to his back, pulling him closer, pressing herself against him, breathing against his neck, low moans constantly escaping her mouth no matter how hard she tries to contain them*

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Mia: We'll just have to wait and see if our nudging paid off. :P

TheGameArtCritic on July 15, 2012, 12:49:43 PM

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TheGameArtCriticHarry: *While rubbing her back* ... Do you want to... I mean... U-um...

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Walter: Keeping my fingers crossed! XP

mechadragon13 on July 15, 2012, 12:57:00 PM

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mechadragon13Key: *quietly, in a breathy whisper* mmmm... we could...

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Mia: Maybe we should keep an ear out for 'em, heheh. For some reason, I'm seein' Key being a screamer. XP

TheGameArtCritic on July 15, 2012, 1:01:08 PM

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TheGameArtCriticHarry: ... Really?

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Walter: Hahaha, then she'd probably scare the others. XD

mechadragon13 on July 15, 2012, 1:05:33 PM

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mechadragon13Key: *nods, nuzzling Harry's neck. she was already feeling aroused from his touch*

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Mia: *snickers* It would be a bit of a wakeup call, wouldn't it?

TheGameArtCritic on July 15, 2012, 4:14:42 PM

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TheGameArtCriticHarry: *Whispering to her* ... Okay. *He slips off his shirt*

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Walter: A wonderfully amusing wake-up call. X3

mechadragon13 on July 15, 2012, 4:16:29 PM

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mechadragon13Key: *pulls off her hoodie, which is quickly followed by her own shirt*

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Mia: Ah, the looks on their faces would be priceless. CX

TheGameArtCritic on July 15, 2012, 4:25:13 PM

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TheGameArtCriticHarry: *He kisses her shoulder and rubs her back a little more*

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Walter: Hahaha, yes. XD

mechadragon13 on July 15, 2012, 4:31:20 PM

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mechadragon13Key: *winds her arms around him again, her breathing heavy as his touch continued to excite her*

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Mia: Sooo worth it. X3

TheGameArtCritic on July 15, 2012, 4:34:38 PM

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TheGameArtCriticHarry: *He has to slip off the table in order to start taking his pants off*

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Walter: ... I do wonder how they're doing in there, though.

mechadragon13 on July 15, 2012, 4:39:50 PM

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mechadragon13Key: ! ... *hesitates for a moment before doing the same, hastily pulling her pants down and kicking them off, still sitting on the edge of the table*

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Mia: I dunno, you wanna check? :P

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TheGameArtCritic on July 15, 2012, 10:19:44 AM

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TheGameArtCriticWalter: Of course it does. :D

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Harry: ... Oh. Mmokay. Uh... Thanks for the tip. >///>;

mechadragon13 on July 15, 2012, 10:24:38 AM

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mechadragon13Key: Pfft. Well of course, YOU would know. X///P

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Mia: Nooo problem. That girl will turn into PUTTY in your hands if you do that. s'pecially if you get her up-- *taps the stop between his shoulder blades* --here. c:

TheGameArtCritic on July 15, 2012, 10:42:54 AM

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TheGameArtCriticWalter: Why yes. ;D Think you're willing to try something with 'Arry? <:P

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Harry: ... Er, okay. Thanks again. I... Really hope you're right about that. >////>;;;

mechadragon13 on July 15, 2012, 10:44:30 AM

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mechadragon13Key: You mean r-right now?? O/////O;

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Mia: *winks* You won't be disappointed. ;P

TheGameArtCritic on July 15, 2012, 10:58:02 AM

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TheGameArtCriticWalter: Well, if you feel like now's a good time. We've still got condoms left for you two. Just don't be nervous. <:P

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Harry: *laughs a little, nervously*

mechadragon13 on July 15, 2012, 11:13:20 AM

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mechadragon13Key: IIIIII don't think now's a good time. D////8

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Mia: You know there's nothing to be nervous about! I'm sure you'll do just fine. ;)

TheGameArtCritic on July 15, 2012, 11:15:51 AM

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TheGameArtCriticWalter: Well, it's your call. Do it whenever, but don't put it off 'till the last minute. You'll thank me later. :/ *He then gets up and leaves*

Harry: *Sees Walter walk out, then looks back at Mia* Uh, you really think so?

mechadragon13 on July 15, 2012, 11:20:42 AM

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mechadragon13Key: ... *stares at her hands in her lap, twiddling her thumbs nervously. hoooo boy, this was probably going to end badly somehow*

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Mia: Absolutely. :3

TheGameArtCritic on July 15, 2012, 11:22:44 AM

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TheGameArtCriticHarry: ... Um... Right, Okay. 'Scuse me -- *He walks over to the room Key's in, shutting the door behind him*

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Walter: Soo, I think I got a step closer with Key. XP

mechadragon13 on July 15, 2012, 11:29:22 AM

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mechadragon13Key: *glances up, and reddens even more when Harry walks in* Oh, h-hey. o///o

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Mia: Actually, I think I managed to nudge Harry along a little bit too. ;3

TheGameArtCritic on July 15, 2012, 11:31:28 AM

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TheGameArtCriticHarry: *He also blushes a bit when Key does* >////>; U-um... So what was that all about?

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Walter: Muahaha... Excellent! >8D

mechadragon13 on July 15, 2012, 11:34:45 AM

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mechadragon13Key: Oh um... we were just uh... talking. yeah. >///>;

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Mia: Now all we need to do is wait. c: You left them a condom, right? ;3

TheGameArtCritic on July 15, 2012, 11:40:15 AM

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TheGameArtCriticHarry: Oh, okay. <////<;

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Walter: Oh frack me, I didn't! D: *Amused by his own pun* ... Heheh.

mechadragon13 on July 15, 2012, 11:50:34 AM

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mechadragon13Key: *awkwardly twiddles her thumbs, kicking her feet a bit*

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Mia: *snickers a bit at his pun* Well, hopefully one of them will have enough sense to ask for one. :P

TheGameArtCritic on July 15, 2012, 11:53:39 AM

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TheGameArtCriticHarry: *Not knowing what else to do, he sits next to Key and starts rubbing her back and shoulders, just as Mia instructed*

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Walter: Heh, hopefully. ^^;

mechadragon13 on July 15, 2012, 11:59:06 AM

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mechadragon13Key: ! A-Aaahhh... *her eyes droop closed, and she relaxes, a pleased moan escaping her lips*

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Mia: So what did ya have to tell her? <:P

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TheGameArtCritic on July 15, 2012, 8:35:09 AM

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TheGameArtCriticWalter: Yeah, but in private. ^^;

Harry: :/ *eats*

Rick: *Eats*

mechadragon13 on July 15, 2012, 8:39:08 AM

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mechadragon13Key: Oh, okay. .__.; *looks around* Well, there's a room back there, if you really need it. <:/

Mia: ... c:

Claire: ...

TheGameArtCritic on July 15, 2012, 8:57:58 AM

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TheGameArtCriticWalter: There's quite a few rooms in a post office, yes. Come on, let's head over there. :) *He walks off to the nearest room they can use*

Harry: <:/

Rick: So...

mechadragon13 on July 15, 2012, 9:17:08 AM

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mechadragon13Key: *sits down on one of the tables* So... what did you want to talk about? .__.

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Claire: ...so...

Mia: Sssso... Harry... you and Key have been awfully cuddly lately c:

TheGameArtCritic on July 15, 2012, 9:18:35 AM

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TheGameArtCriticWalter: Well... You and 'Arry.

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Harry: Wuh -- Well, y-yeah, I guess... >////>;

Rick: I'll... Go look at the other rooms. ;D *gets up and leaves*

mechadragon13 on July 15, 2012, 9:24:49 AM

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mechadragon13Key: ...I don't like where this is going. 8I

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Claire: ...Wait for me, Rick. *gets up and follows him out*

Mia: I'm still kind of surprised you haven't tried to step it up yet. :P

TheGameArtCritic on July 15, 2012, 9:27:55 AM

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TheGameArtCriticWalter: Oh, I'm sure you know EXACTLY where this is going. Key, I'm not saying you have to, but believe me when I say that having sex with Harry is a completely normal thing to do, and you know what else? It will relieve a LOT of stress. It's something you two really need right now.

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Harry: I-I, uh... W-we're not interested in that sort of thing right now...

mechadragon13 on July 15, 2012, 9:31:08 AM

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mechadragon13Key: I think we both have a silent agreement to take our time with this... I-It's too soon! o////o

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Mia: Well I'm not saying you have to jump right into it... You should just start, y'know... taking it step by step. c:

TheGameArtCritic on July 15, 2012, 9:34:08 AM

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TheGameArtCriticWalter: Key... How soon is too soon when you don't know if you'll live or die tomorrow? Why not do it while you still can? You love him, right? You feel comfortable with him? I know 'e feels comfortable with YOU.

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Harry: I don't get what you're saying. DX

mechadragon13 on July 15, 2012, 9:41:19 AM

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mechadragon13Key: I don't... I don't think that's something you can force, though...

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Mia: Auugh, okay. I need you to tell me: How much do you love that girl?

TheGameArtCritic on July 15, 2012, 9:45:18 AM

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TheGameArtCriticWalter: Believe me, Key, he's a man. A man who, by the looks of things, has never had any action in his life. You won't be forcing anything on him. He'd never pass up a chance to sleep with a beautiful young woman like yourself. Well, ESPECIALLY yourself. He loves you, Key.

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Harry: ... I love her more than anything. <:/

mechadragon13 on July 15, 2012, 9:49:03 AM

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mechadragon13Key: ...but what if I'M not ready...? D:>

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Mia: Then I honestly don't see why you AREN'T sleeping with her yet. I know for a FACT that she loves you just as much as you to her, why not take that chance? Things are pretty unpredictable right now, what if something happens to either of you, and you can't share that moment anymore?

TheGameArtCritic on July 15, 2012, 9:53:39 AM

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TheGameArtCriticWalter: ... So you'd rather wait and risk losing that opportunity? I mean, this is a pretty dangerous world we live in right now. You're going to have to chin up and be a big brave dog for this. It's new, so I understand how it might be scary, but really, sex may be more of a big help to you two than you realize.

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Harry: <:/ ... *He looks down at his hands, which were folded on his lap. He'd rather not think about something like death. Even if death might not have been what Mia meant* ...

mechadragon13 on July 15, 2012, 9:59:44 AM

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mechadragon13Key: *quietly, reddening a bit* But I don't know what to dooo... D///;

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Mia: <:/ ... *picks up her chair, and pulls it up next to Harry, putting a hand on his shoulder* I'm not saying you have to get up and do it right now... But will you at least let me help you along?

TheGameArtCritic on July 15, 2012, 10:01:57 AM

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TheGameArtCriticWalter: Well, that sort of thing comes naturally! ^^

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Harry: ... How do you plan on "helping me along"?

mechadragon13 on July 15, 2012, 10:08:25 AM

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mechadragon13Key: What do you mean...? D///;

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Mia: *smiles a bit* Oh, you know, tips and pointers, nothing too huge. As Key's roommate for almost a yeeear, I know what she does and doesn't like. c;

TheGameArtCritic on July 15, 2012, 10:10:37 AM

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TheGameArtCriticWalter: Well, YOU might not know what to do, but your BODY does. ;D

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Harry: *His curiosity gets the better of him* ... What does she like?

mechadragon13 on July 15, 2012, 10:17:05 AM

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mechadragon13Key: ...does it really WORK that way...??

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Mia: *grins, and stands up* Well, I know for a FACT that she reeeally likes it when you rub her back and shoulders. :3 *steps behind him, puts her hands on his shoulders to push him forward slightly, and proceeds to rub his back* Liiike this. c:

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TheGameArtCritic on July 15, 2012, 5:47:02 AM

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TheGameArtCriticWalter: *Is very protective of Mia* D8< ...

Harry: *Looks around, gun ready*

Rick: *Puts away his knife and puts both hands on his rifle*

mechadragon13 on July 15, 2012, 5:58:55 AM

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mechadragon13Mia: *stays very close to Walter*

Spitter: *peeks out from an alley, screeching*

Claire: ! *shoots it, but misses, and the spitter hides again* --shoot!

TheGameArtCritic on July 15, 2012, 6:01:55 AM

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TheGameArtCriticRick: It can't hide forever, and it's mean. Don't worry, Claire, you'll get another chance.

Harry: Well, we can't progress until we kill it. We don't want someone else getting dragged through acid.

Walter: <:/

mechadragon13 on July 15, 2012, 6:10:59 AM

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mechadragon13Mia: *shivers, remembering the horrible sensation*

Claire: *waits* .....

Spitter: *shows itself again*

Claire: *SHOOTS IT*

Spitter: *dies with a screechy gurgle*

TheGameArtCritic on July 15, 2012, 6:14:13 AM

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TheGameArtCriticWalter: Good thing that's done with, then.

Charger: *Moos from far away*

Walter: Bollocks. DX

Harry: Let's kill it, then! D:<

Rick: Good idea. XP

mechadragon13 on July 15, 2012, 6:22:08 AM

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mechadragon13Claire: *waits for the charger to come closer*

Key: *glances around nervously*

Mia: --! *shoots at a few commons that suddenly ran at them*

TheGameArtCritic on July 15, 2012, 6:33:29 AM

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TheGameArtCriticRick: *Shoots at the charger while he can with his hunting rifle*

Harry: *Waits until it gets closer*

Walter: *Stands by Mia, though he's shaking* >:(

Charger: *Runs closer, not yet charging at them*

mechadragon13 on July 15, 2012, 7:25:16 AM

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mechadragon13Mia: *with both her hands busy, she presses her arm against his, hoping to ease his shaking*

Claire: *waits until it's close enough, then starts shooting*

Key: ! *also shoots*

TheGameArtCritic on July 15, 2012, 7:44:12 AM

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TheGameArtCriticHarry: *Also starts shooting*

Walter: *Stands his ground* D:>

Charger: *Falls dead before it reaches them*

Rick: Eyyy! Good work, team!

mechadragon13 on July 15, 2012, 7:52:57 AM

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mechadragon13Mia: Yaaay... <:D

Claire: Let's keep moving.

Key: >_>

TheGameArtCritic on July 15, 2012, 7:54:53 AM

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TheGameArtCritic*They manage to reach a Safe House before the sun sets*

Rick: Good work again, team! And it looks like this one is sturdier than what we found before! >:D

Harry: A post office?

Walter: *Shrugs* It works. :/

mechadragon13 on July 15, 2012, 8:08:14 AM

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mechadragon13Claire: *bars the door behind them*

Mia: *sits down in one of the chairs with a sigh*

Key: *digs through her backpack for something to eat*

TheGameArtCritic on July 15, 2012, 8:11:53 AM

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TheGameArtCriticWalter: *Steps around Key* Mmmmhey Key? May I speak to you in private when you're done with what you're doing? *winks at Mia*

Harry: *Sits on the front counter*

mechadragon13 on July 15, 2012, 8:16:20 AM

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mechadragon13Mia: *grins mischievously*

Claire: *catches that little exchange, and raises an eyebrow*

Key: Uh, yeah sure, I guess. Just lemme grab one of these... you want something to eat?

TheGameArtCritic on July 15, 2012, 8:17:49 AM

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TheGameArtCriticWalter: Oh, yeah, sure -- I'm starving. Is there enough for everyone? D:

Harry: ...

Rick: *Chews on deer jerky*

mechadragon13 on July 15, 2012, 8:29:11 AM

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mechadragon13Key: There's a few cans in here, yeah, but we're gonna have to find more soon. <:/ *hands a can to Walter* Anyone else hungry right now?

Mia: *raises her hand*

Claire: ... *half-heartedly does the same*

Key: *passes a few cans along to them*

TheGameArtCritic on July 15, 2012, 8:30:55 AM

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TheGameArtCriticHarry: *Also raises his hand a little* ...

Walter: *Eats cold beans without complaint. It's better than nothing*

Rick: *Simply eats his deer jerky*

mechadragon13 on July 15, 2012, 8:33:41 AM

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mechadragon13Key: *hands Harry a can as well, then opens up her own* So, Walter... you said you wanted to talk about something?

Mia: *eats* c:

Claire: *eats*

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