ReQuest for Demonic_Sora

ok, i'm not much of a pervert myself. like i'm not really in ti sex and all that. buuuut its a request. what else can you do?<br />
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Kelli- So I walk into the room. then suddenly I see him sitting there naked. Quickly he pulls out a hammer. then asks me to dance.<br />
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5 MINUTES LATER<br />
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Kelli- oh! this is my favorite part! We were eating fundip naked at yellowstone park. when a sales person comes outta know where asking us, "Hows the weather?" I look over and see a cow. then thats when i thought, "Nows my chance!"<br />
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Me- ...?<br />
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72 MINUTES LATER<br />
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Kelli- It tasted JUST like cherrys! when suddenly a beaver runs in!<br />
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me- *eye twitching*<br />
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kelli- And then-<br />
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me- WHAT GO'S ON IN THE BED ROOM, STAYS IN THE BED ROOM!!