Chapter 1 - the dude power begins
Submitted October 3, 2006 Updated June 1, 2008 Status Incomplete | After being rudely shot down by Kairi, Sora and Riku deceide to have a slumber party. Is it funny, or just stupid? Please tell me want ya think. (little teeny hints of yaoi)
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Chapter 1 - the dude power begins
Chapter 1 - the dude power begins
Chapter 1.
It was a friday afternoon and Sora, Kairi and Riku were sitting on the beach.
Sora: So Kairi, what are we gonna to tonight?
Kairi: Well I'm going to a slumber party at Selphie's with some of the other girls.
Sora: Cool! What time should we be there?
Kairi: (thinking) Idiot (out loud) Girls only, stupid!
Sora: What!? Well Riku's close enough!
Riku: Heh!?
Sora:(to Riku) Kairi says we can't come to Selphie's slumber party.
Riku: What!? How discriminating!!!
Kairi: Uhh...Riku?
Riku: Screw you Kairi! Come on Sora, we're gonna have our OWN slumber party!
Sora: ...What?
Riku pulls Sora away by the arm and starts blabbering on.
Riku: We'll have a slumber party 20 times better then dumb old Kairi's.
Sora: Fine, but could you stop calling it a slumber party? It sounds girly.
Riku: Ok then. We'll call it a...um...uh...DUDE POWER!!!
Sora: Uh..sure.
Riku: Yeah!
Riku starts jumping up and down while yelling "dude power"
About five and a half minutes later at Sora's house,
Sora: Why are we doing this at my house?
Riku: Because. This will get very messy, and I really don't feel like cleaning up my own house.
Sora glares at Riku coldly, but Riku just smiles back.
Sora: Anyway, who are we gonna invite to this...
Riku: DUDE POWER!
Sora: right.
Riku: Say it.
Sora: No!
Riku: Come on, please! For me?
Sora: No.
Riku: Please.
Sora: No.
Riku: Please.
Sora: No.
Riku: Please.
Sora: No.
This goes on for about 4 minutes.
Riku: Pleeeeeeeeeeease!?
Sora:FINE! Dude power.
Riku: Now say it with some meaning...
Sora: Dude power!
Riku: Now SCREAM IT!!
Sora: DUDE POWER!!!!
Riku: YEEAAAAH!! DUDE POWER!!
Sora: DUDE POWER!!
Riku: DUDE POWER!!
This goes on for another 4 minutes.
Sora: Ok that's enough. So are we going to invite?
Riku: To the dude power?
Sora: Don't start that!
Riku: Sorry. How 'bout Roxas? He's cool
Sora: K, and Leon and Cloud?
Riku:(starts writing all this down) Yeah, and Tidus and Wakka.
Sora: Hand me the phone, I'll start calling.
Riku throws Sora the phone, and he dials Cloud's cell,
Sora: Hey Cloud? It's Sora. Listen you gotta come over tonight.
Cloud: Why? Are you coming on to me?
Sora: What?! Eww, gross! No! Me and Riku are...
Riku: DUDE POWER!!
Cloud: Did Riku just yell 'dude power'?
Sora: Yeah. Listen, just be at my house at 5.
Cloud: Are you sure you're not coming on to me? And why do I ha-- he hung up on me.
A few phone calls and many "DUDE POWER"s later, Sora and Riku were ready to start their
Riku: DUDE POWER!!
Right, their dude power.
Riku: DUDE POWER!!
end chapter 1.
It was a friday afternoon and Sora, Kairi and Riku were sitting on the beach.
Sora: So Kairi, what are we gonna to tonight?
Kairi: Well I'm going to a slumber party at Selphie's with some of the other girls.
Sora: Cool! What time should we be there?
Kairi: (thinking) Idiot (out loud) Girls only, stupid!
Sora: What!? Well Riku's close enough!
Riku: Heh!?
Sora:(to Riku) Kairi says we can't come to Selphie's slumber party.
Riku: What!? How discriminating!!!
Kairi: Uhh...Riku?
Riku: Screw you Kairi! Come on Sora, we're gonna have our OWN slumber party!
Sora: ...What?
Riku pulls Sora away by the arm and starts blabbering on.
Riku: We'll have a slumber party 20 times better then dumb old Kairi's.
Sora: Fine, but could you stop calling it a slumber party? It sounds girly.
Riku: Ok then. We'll call it a...um...uh...DUDE POWER!!!
Sora: Uh..sure.
Riku: Yeah!
Riku starts jumping up and down while yelling "dude power"
About five and a half minutes later at Sora's house,
Sora: Why are we doing this at my house?
Riku: Because. This will get very messy, and I really don't feel like cleaning up my own house.
Sora glares at Riku coldly, but Riku just smiles back.
Sora: Anyway, who are we gonna invite to this...
Riku: DUDE POWER!
Sora: right.
Riku: Say it.
Sora: No!
Riku: Come on, please! For me?
Sora: No.
Riku: Please.
Sora: No.
Riku: Please.
Sora: No.
Riku: Please.
Sora: No.
This goes on for about 4 minutes.
Riku: Pleeeeeeeeeeease!?
Sora:FINE! Dude power.
Riku: Now say it with some meaning...
Sora: Dude power!
Riku: Now SCREAM IT!!
Sora: DUDE POWER!!!!
Riku: YEEAAAAH!! DUDE POWER!!
Sora: DUDE POWER!!
Riku: DUDE POWER!!
This goes on for another 4 minutes.
Sora: Ok that's enough. So are we going to invite?
Riku: To the dude power?
Sora: Don't start that!
Riku: Sorry. How 'bout Roxas? He's cool
Sora: K, and Leon and Cloud?
Riku:(starts writing all this down) Yeah, and Tidus and Wakka.
Sora: Hand me the phone, I'll start calling.
Riku throws Sora the phone, and he dials Cloud's cell,
Sora: Hey Cloud? It's Sora. Listen you gotta come over tonight.
Cloud: Why? Are you coming on to me?
Sora: What?! Eww, gross! No! Me and Riku are...
Riku: DUDE POWER!!
Cloud: Did Riku just yell 'dude power'?
Sora: Yeah. Listen, just be at my house at 5.
Cloud: Are you sure you're not coming on to me? And why do I ha-- he hung up on me.
A few phone calls and many "DUDE POWER"s later, Sora and Riku were ready to start their
Riku: DUDE POWER!!
Right, their dude power.
Riku: DUDE POWER!!
end chapter 1.
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RedPaint on October 3, 2006, 6:32:46 AM
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AnimeChick21 on October 3, 2006, 8:39:36 AM
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no offense taken. I use 'stupid' in a good way all the time.
Ha..this story made me laugh *faves it*