Chapter 2 - Root beer and Mexican Food
Submitted October 3, 2006 Updated June 1, 2008 Status Incomplete | After being rudely shot down by Kairi, Sora and Riku deceide to have a slumber party. Is it funny, or just stupid? Please tell me want ya think. (little teeny hints of yaoi)
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Chapter 2 - Root beer and Mexican Food
Chapter 2 - Root beer and Mexican Food
Chapter 2.
Sora: Riku, what are you doing with my PS2?
Riku: Just checking if you got any good games. Hey what's this one with the girly looking dude with brown spikes?
Sora hovers over Riku with a cold stare.
Riku(sitting on the floor) looks up at Sora and then at the game again.
Riku: Oh.
Door bell: Ding dong!
Sora: Our first guest! I'll get it!
Riku: DUDE POWER!!
Sora opens the door and it's Roxas. He had a sleeping bag in one arm and a little black backpack in the other.
Roxas: This better be good. I had to cancel a date with Axel for this.
Riku: What was that?
Roxas: Uh...uh... I mean, uh, dude power?
Sora: Right.
Riku: DUDE POWER!!
Roxas: ...
doorbell: ding dong!
Riku: I got this one! DUDE POWER!
Riku jumps up from the PS2 and gets the door. Cloud and Leon.
Cloud: Ok Sora, what's this all about?
Leon: Dude power slumper party.
Riku: DUDE POWER!!
Cloud: How did you know that!?
Leon: Riku called me.
Cloud glares at Riku.
Riku: ^ ^
Wakka bursts through the door with Tidus following.
Wakka: Hey, everyone's here already
Tidus: I told you we would be late! You just HAD to stop for Mexican food!
Sora: Mexican food!? You save any for us?(mostly me)
Wakka: Here ya go, dude.
Wakka digs around in his backpack and throws like 6 bags of tacos at Sora.
Sora: YAY!!! He he he!
Roxas: Hey look what I found!
Roxas holds up 3 12-park cases of root beer.
Everyone but Sora: Cool!!!
Sora:(with a mouth full of taco) Roxas, what were you doing in my fridge?
Roxas: Looking for root beer of course.
Me: I think the better question is, what's Sora doing with all that root beer?
Many, many tacos and cans of rootbeer later, the seven boys were acting like drunk (on root beer) morons.
Tidus: Hey Riku,
Riku: Huh...
Tidus you said Kairi, Selphie and the other girls said you and Sora couldn't come to their sleep over?
Riku: Yeah. So.
Tidus: Well... I gots an idea!
He whispers something to Riku.
Tidus: Attention fellow dudes,
Riku: DUDE POWER!! (he hasn't said that in a while)
Tidus: Me and Riku and an AWESOME idea.
Leon: Well, what is it?
He picks up the phone and dials Selphies home phone. Kairi answers.
Kairi: 'ello?!
Tidus: Kairi? Oh thank goodness! I have something VERY important you should here.
Kairi: What is it?
Tidus hands the phone over to Riku. Then Riku puts the phone down by his butt and rips a big, smelly fart right into it.
Kairi: What the-
She faints from the smell (mexican food will do that to you) And yes, she can smell it over the phone line.
Selphie: Uh, Kairi?
Tidus and Riku: *high five*
Sora: Riku, what are you doing with my PS2?
Riku: Just checking if you got any good games. Hey what's this one with the girly looking dude with brown spikes?
Sora hovers over Riku with a cold stare.
Riku(sitting on the floor) looks up at Sora and then at the game again.
Riku: Oh.
Door bell: Ding dong!
Sora: Our first guest! I'll get it!
Riku: DUDE POWER!!
Sora opens the door and it's Roxas. He had a sleeping bag in one arm and a little black backpack in the other.
Roxas: This better be good. I had to cancel a date with Axel for this.
Riku: What was that?
Roxas: Uh...uh... I mean, uh, dude power?
Sora: Right.
Riku: DUDE POWER!!
Roxas: ...
doorbell: ding dong!
Riku: I got this one! DUDE POWER!
Riku jumps up from the PS2 and gets the door. Cloud and Leon.
Cloud: Ok Sora, what's this all about?
Leon: Dude power slumper party.
Riku: DUDE POWER!!
Cloud: How did you know that!?
Leon: Riku called me.
Cloud glares at Riku.
Riku: ^ ^
Wakka bursts through the door with Tidus following.
Wakka: Hey, everyone's here already
Tidus: I told you we would be late! You just HAD to stop for Mexican food!
Sora: Mexican food!? You save any for us?(mostly me)
Wakka: Here ya go, dude.
Wakka digs around in his backpack and throws like 6 bags of tacos at Sora.
Sora: YAY!!! He he he!
Roxas: Hey look what I found!
Roxas holds up 3 12-park cases of root beer.
Everyone but Sora: Cool!!!
Sora:(with a mouth full of taco) Roxas, what were you doing in my fridge?
Roxas: Looking for root beer of course.
Me: I think the better question is, what's Sora doing with all that root beer?
Many, many tacos and cans of rootbeer later, the seven boys were acting like drunk (on root beer) morons.
Tidus: Hey Riku,
Riku: Huh...
Tidus you said Kairi, Selphie and the other girls said you and Sora couldn't come to their sleep over?
Riku: Yeah. So.
Tidus: Well... I gots an idea!
He whispers something to Riku.
Tidus: Attention fellow dudes,
Riku: DUDE POWER!! (he hasn't said that in a while)
Tidus: Me and Riku and an AWESOME idea.
Leon: Well, what is it?
He picks up the phone and dials Selphies home phone. Kairi answers.
Kairi: 'ello?!
Tidus: Kairi? Oh thank goodness! I have something VERY important you should here.
Kairi: What is it?
Tidus hands the phone over to Riku. Then Riku puts the phone down by his butt and rips a big, smelly fart right into it.
Kairi: What the-
She faints from the smell (mexican food will do that to you) And yes, she can smell it over the phone line.
Selphie: Uh, Kairi?
Tidus and Riku: *high five*
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Shipo on February 22, 2008, 8:40:40 AM
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GreyPichu on January 19, 2007, 11:18:12 AM
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HHHHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAH!!!!!(LOts of"ha's"later)way funnyBirdz555 on October 15, 2006, 7:25:06 AM
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Yes! That is sooo funny! ^_^ How can she smell it over the phone?? That's onw powerful fart! ^_^Write more please!
*faves*
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