Chapter 3 - More rootbeer! and some other stuff
Submitted October 3, 2006 Updated June 1, 2008 Status Incomplete | After being rudely shot down by Kairi, Sora and Riku deceide to have a slumber party. Is it funny, or just stupid? Please tell me want ya think. (little teeny hints of yaoi)
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Chapter 3 - More rootbeer! and some other stuff
Chapter 3 - More rootbeer! and some other stuff
Chapter 3
Sora: Riku! What are you doing with my sterio?
Riku: I want to see what CD's you have.
Sora: DON'T!!
Roxas: What's wrong, are you hiding something?
Sora: NO!
Just as Sora said that, Riku held up an interesting looking CD. A pretty pink CD.
Riku: Uh..Sora?
Sora:(with a red face) Yeah...
Riku: Hilary Duff? Not really dude power.
All the other boys start bursting out in laughter.
Sora: t-that's not mine!! It's it's...my sisters!
Leon: You don't have a sister.
Sora: oh yeah. *thinks a bit* It's Kairi's! Yeah, that works. It's Kairi's!
Riku: Then out the window it goes!
Riku throws 'kairi's' CD out the window.
Sora: *silent wimper*
Tidus: You ok, Sora?
Sora: *wimper* yeah *wimper*
Cloud: Ok, Sora obviously doesn't have any good music. So now what?
Riku: How about spin the bottle?
Wakka: Dude, how are we gonna do that with no girls?
Riku: uhh...nevermind!
They all look at Riku.
Silence.
Riku: DUDE POWER!
More silence.
Leon: *looks at Sora* Now what?
Sora: ...*looks at Riku*
Riku: DUDE POWER! ...I dunno.*looks at Roxas*
Roxas: ...*looks at Tidus*
Tidus: ...*looks at Wakka*
Wakka:...*looks at Cloud*
Cloud: ...*looks at Leon*
Leon:...*looks at Sora*
Sora:...*looks at Riku*
This goes on for about another half hour.
Riku: ...*looks at Roxas*
Roxas:...
Leon: ICE CREAM!!!
Everone: O.o
Roxas: What?
Leon: Ice Cream! One time Yuffie went to a sleepover and she told me there was ice cream!
Sora:(looking into freezer) I don't have ice cream.
Leon: NOOOOO!!!
Cloud: Go get some!!!
Sora: Why would I...
Sora sees Leon start to pull out his gunblade.
Sora: OKAY!!!
Sora runs out the door to go get ice cream
Ten minutes later he comes running though the front door.
Sora: I *pant* GOT *pant * THE ICE CREAM!!!!! *pant pant*
Wakka: Sora, did you run the whole way?
Sora:(whispers) Leon scares me. (loud) I got more rootbeer too!
Leon: Yay!
Leon runs into the kitchen.
Roxas: Aren't you worried what he's gonna do in there?
Sora: A little.
20 seconds later Leon runs back out of the kitchen with a huge tray of rootbeer floats.
Tidus: Woah, how'd you make those so fast!?
Leon:*sneaky look* I have my ways.
They all look at him.
Silence.
Wakka: Gimme one! *takes one*
Everyone else takes one.
Riku: Hey, let's have a chugging contest!
Sora: Great idea!
Riku: DUDE POWER!!
They all start chugging down their rootbeer, and just seconds later Roxas finishes.
Roxas: I am the rootbeer king!!!!!!!
Another minute later, everone else finishes.
Leon: Wow Roxas! That was FAST!
Roxas: Like I said, I'm the rootbeer king. *BURP*
Riku: nice one! *BURRP*
Wakka: Dude! *BURRRP*
Cloud: *BURRRRP*
Leon: *BURRRRRP*
Tidus: *BURRRRRRP*
Riku: DUDE POWER!! *BURRRP*
Roxas: *BURRRRRRRRP*
Everyone looks at Sora.
Cloud: *BURP*
Sora: What!?
Wakka: You know *BURP* what.
awkward silence. (Well, other than the burping)
Sora:......*BELCH*
Cloud faints.
Roxas: Holy crap, Sora!
Riku: TOTAL DUDE POWER!!!!
Sora:^ ^ *belch*
Sora: Riku! What are you doing with my sterio?
Riku: I want to see what CD's you have.
Sora: DON'T!!
Roxas: What's wrong, are you hiding something?
Sora: NO!
Just as Sora said that, Riku held up an interesting looking CD. A pretty pink CD.
Riku: Uh..Sora?
Sora:(with a red face) Yeah...
Riku: Hilary Duff? Not really dude power.
All the other boys start bursting out in laughter.
Sora: t-that's not mine!! It's it's...my sisters!
Leon: You don't have a sister.
Sora: oh yeah. *thinks a bit* It's Kairi's! Yeah, that works. It's Kairi's!
Riku: Then out the window it goes!
Riku throws 'kairi's' CD out the window.
Sora: *silent wimper*
Tidus: You ok, Sora?
Sora: *wimper* yeah *wimper*
Cloud: Ok, Sora obviously doesn't have any good music. So now what?
Riku: How about spin the bottle?
Wakka: Dude, how are we gonna do that with no girls?
Riku: uhh...nevermind!
They all look at Riku.
Silence.
Riku: DUDE POWER!
More silence.
Leon: *looks at Sora* Now what?
Sora: ...*looks at Riku*
Riku: DUDE POWER! ...I dunno.*looks at Roxas*
Roxas: ...*looks at Tidus*
Tidus: ...*looks at Wakka*
Wakka:...*looks at Cloud*
Cloud: ...*looks at Leon*
Leon:...*looks at Sora*
Sora:...*looks at Riku*
This goes on for about another half hour.
Riku: ...*looks at Roxas*
Roxas:...
Leon: ICE CREAM!!!
Everone: O.o
Roxas: What?
Leon: Ice Cream! One time Yuffie went to a sleepover and she told me there was ice cream!
Sora:(looking into freezer) I don't have ice cream.
Leon: NOOOOO!!!
Cloud: Go get some!!!
Sora: Why would I...
Sora sees Leon start to pull out his gunblade.
Sora: OKAY!!!
Sora runs out the door to go get ice cream
Ten minutes later he comes running though the front door.
Sora: I *pant* GOT *pant * THE ICE CREAM!!!!! *pant pant*
Wakka: Sora, did you run the whole way?
Sora:(whispers) Leon scares me. (loud) I got more rootbeer too!
Leon: Yay!
Leon runs into the kitchen.
Roxas: Aren't you worried what he's gonna do in there?
Sora: A little.
20 seconds later Leon runs back out of the kitchen with a huge tray of rootbeer floats.
Tidus: Woah, how'd you make those so fast!?
Leon:*sneaky look* I have my ways.
They all look at him.
Silence.
Wakka: Gimme one! *takes one*
Everyone else takes one.
Riku: Hey, let's have a chugging contest!
Sora: Great idea!
Riku: DUDE POWER!!
They all start chugging down their rootbeer, and just seconds later Roxas finishes.
Roxas: I am the rootbeer king!!!!!!!
Another minute later, everone else finishes.
Leon: Wow Roxas! That was FAST!
Roxas: Like I said, I'm the rootbeer king. *BURP*
Riku: nice one! *BURRP*
Wakka: Dude! *BURRRP*
Cloud: *BURRRRP*
Leon: *BURRRRRP*
Tidus: *BURRRRRRP*
Riku: DUDE POWER!! *BURRRP*
Roxas: *BURRRRRRRRP*
Everyone looks at Sora.
Cloud: *BURP*
Sora: What!?
Wakka: You know *BURP* what.
awkward silence. (Well, other than the burping)
Sora:......*BELCH*
Cloud faints.
Roxas: Holy crap, Sora!
Riku: TOTAL DUDE POWER!!!!
Sora:^ ^ *belch*
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vampireprincess2 on July 23, 2008, 8:32:08 AM
XD XD XD XD XD XD XD!hilarious! and I've never even played the game!
RedPaint on October 21, 2006, 12:51:39 PM
RedPaint on