Chapter 5 - Enter: Axel

Dude Power Chapter 5


Once that whole kicking episode was over, the boys, once again, find themselves bored...

Cloud: I'm bored.
Riku: Me too. Sora, whaddo we do?
Sora: I dunno. Tidus, whaddo we do?
Tidus: Why ask me? It's your house!
Sora: I know.You just haven't had a lot of lines so far.
Tidus: -.-

-silence-

Leon: How about a scary movie?
Roxas: Do you really expect Sora to have any scary movies?
Sora: Hey!
Riku: Come on Sora...
Roxas: Yeah, need I remind you of the pink CD incident?
Sora: It was KAIRI'S!

-pause-

All but Sora: Ha ha ha -on and on-
Sora: *steam*

Sora runs over to the DVD cabinet under the TV, pulls out a DVD, and hurls it at the laughing idiots.

Sora: There!!

It hits Riku.

Riku: Ow! Sora, what the heck!? *looks at the DVD* "The Ring"...
Cloud: Hmm...Impressive.
Leon: *grabs "The Ring" from Riku and starts reading the back* Hey, look at this.
Wakka: What is it?
Tidus: Hey Wakka, you're conscious.
Wakka: Yeah. Stay away from me, Sora!
Sora: Sorry.... ^_^;;
Riku: What were you saying Leon?
Leon:....I don't know. I just totally lost my train of thought.
Cloud: Hehehe, loser!
Leon:...Whatever, just put the movie in!

About an hour into the movie....

TV: Seven days!!
All: Ahh!!
Doorbell: Ding-dong~!
All: Ahh!!
Riku: Dude! (power) It's just the doorbell!
Everyone else: *still scared* -nod-nod-

Riku goes to the door and opens it.

Guy at the door with scary-looking mask on: OoOoOoOoOohhh!!! Wagga! Wagga!!
All: Ahh!!

The guy takes off his mask.
It's Axel.

Axel: Hahaha!! I got you guys good! Hahaha...
Sora: N-no ya didn't...!
Axel: Hehe, yeah, I did.
Sora: No, you didn't!
Axel: Yeah! I did!
Sora: No! You didn't!
Axel: Ye~ah! I did!
Sora: Nyu!!! You didn't!
Axel: Yea-cut off-
Sora: NO! You di-cut off-
Axel: I did!
Sora and Axel: iherhgjkheraasffgtyyuiieuehgisughaioklahomapeghjnmvhtemijopdsrgwwhggsjfgsij!!!!
(Authors Note: Find the hidden messege in their garble! ^^)
Riku: DUDE POWER!!!
Axel: Wut?
Riku: Dude Power!
Sora: Stay out of this, Riku!
Cloud: Oh no, he di - nt!
Sora: You too, Cloud!!
Cloud: .... -single tear- You yelled at me....but I'm Cloud...
Leon: Yeah Sora! That was very uncalled for!
Sora: ...sorry :( *slinks down*

Riku: Axel, what are you doing here?
Axel: I dunno ^___^ I got bored since Roxy wasn't--Wait a minute! Why wasn't I invited??!?!!??!
Roxas: (thinking) Roxy?

-small awkward pause-

Axel: SO!!?!?!??!
Sora and Riku: Uh....
Roxas: (still thinking) Roxy?
Riku: Um, uh...we, uh, forgot?
Axel: You FORGOT!?!?!?!?
Cloud: (whispering to Leon) Drama queen...
Axel: What'd you say????
Roxy: (out loud) Roxy?
Axel: What's that Roxy?
Roxas: Don't call me 'Roxy'!
Axel: Why not, Roxy?
Roxas: Because, my name is 'Roxas' R-O-X-A-S. Roxas.
Axel: :O How dare you spell stuff!?! That's MY thing!
Roxas: What make it YOUR thing!? You didn't copyright it or anything!
Axel: Yes I did! I even published a book! *takes a book out of his coat*
Roxas: *stares at book* Wow...
Sora: *squeezes into the conversation* "Got it Memorized? by Axel"
Everyone but Axel: *awe*
Roxas: "Has sold over 1 million copies"...
Everyone but Axel: *still in awe*
Axel: Mm-Hmm! Ya better believe it!
Riku: Does that mean your, like, rich?
Axel: (happy) Ye~ah! (scary-like) Now tremble beneath my awesome (dude) power!!!
Tidus: Scary...
Axel: Yes! Fear me! *evil-ish laugh*
Wakka: Wait!
Axel: What?

Wakka runs up to Axel and kicks him where he was previously kicked by Sora...
I bet you weren't expecting that!

Axel: ...
Eveyone else: *laughing like idiots*
Wakka: *takes a bow* Thank you! Thank you!
Cloud: Haha, Axel!
Axel: *lying on the ground* Drop dead!
Wakka: Haha- *trips* haha!

End Chapter 5.

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