Chapter 2 - The Mermaid Play

(A/N I don't own Sonic, or his friends, or anything!)


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Rright now, Sonic and his friends are in Mustard Park.






Vector: I don't get it. They called this park Mustard Park, but where is all the mustards?

Espio: Maybe it's because they sell a lot of mustard here.

Sonic: I thought you guys were detectives. You're supposed to know why they call it Mustard Park!

Espio: The blue one is right. We should know why this park is called Mustard Park.

Vector: I'm not gonna do it.

Sonic: Why not?

Vector: You know our policy.

Sonic: Oh. That policy.

Knuckles: Maybe it's because they use hammers here.

Everyone: ?_?

Knuckles: Or not.

Tails: Let's just forget about it and do something. Maybe buy a chili dog in the chili dog stand.

Sonic: Chili dog? Where?

Amy: Sonic. Quit thinking about chili dogs and think about me for a change!

Sonic: Heh. Yeah right.

Suddenly, Eggman came to Mustard Park.

Sonic: What the heck is Eggman doing here?

Knuckles: To get exercise of course :P

Cream: Well, he's coming this way. Do you think he wants to tell us something?

Eggman: *pant* *pant* There you guys are. I need a favor to ask you.

Sonic: What favor? I'm not doing any favor from you!

Eggman: But I really need a favor from you. All of you! Please!

Sonic: Nope! We're not doing it!

Eggman: I'll give you a lifetime supply of chili dogs!

Sonic: Okay! What's the favor?

Eggman: I have a play for you guys to do.

Tails: Are you sure it's not one of your schemes to capture us and take over the world?

Eggman: No! I'm not doing that until next month! You have to do a bunch of plays or else...

Tails: Or else what?

Eggman: Or else chickens will rule Mobius!

Everyone: ?_?

Sonic: ...We could eat 'em.

Eggman: But those chickens are poisonous! You can't eat them! You have to make them laugh, so they could get out of Mobius and attack another planet!

Tails: Who's coming to the play, though?

Eggman: Well, all of you guys are going to be in the play and I'm going to invite the people I want to watch you guys in the big day.

Tails: Oh.

Eggman: The play is called The Mermaid XP (Kinda Stupid, huh).

Sonic: Wow. So wierd.

Eggman: Meet me at Ketchup Park in the next hour.

Sonic: Where's Ketchup Park?

Eggman: By Amy's House.

Amy: Oh yeah. So, that's what the park by my house is called.

1 Hour Later...

Eggman: I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack! I got all the stuff for the play. The play will be tomorrow.

Sonic: WHAT!? It'll take us days to rehearse, or weeks, or months, or years, or decades!

Knuckles: Okay! We get the point there!

Eggman: First, I'll give you a random script. Whoever gets a script, does that. NO TRADING!

He gives everybody a random script.

Knuckles: WHAT?! I'm the evil witch?!

Eggman: Ooo! Nice one!

Charny Bee: I'm the seagull!?

Espio: I'm the Krabby Patty!

Eggman: It's a crab. Not a Krabby Patty.

Shadow: Whoop-dee-doo. I'm the prince charming.

Tails: What about us?

Eggman: I forgot your scripts. Okay. *Pointing to Tails* You, the Fairy Godmother. *Pointing to Cream* You, the Maid. *Pointing to Cheese* Be that one fish. *Pointing to Vector* You, be the King. *Pointing to Rouge* You, be the evil eel that works with the evil witch. *Pointing to Tikal* You, since you're good with words, you're the narrator. *Points to Mighty* You, be the belly dancer.

Mighty: WHAT?!

Eggman: Yes! A belly dancer!

Tails: I'm a WHAT?! This is embarrassing!

Rouge: Well, I like my skit!

Tails: And how could the fairy god mother be in the play? I thought it the mermaid! Not Cinderella!

Eggman: Oh well!

Cream: My mom said to not complain about what I have, so I'm not complaining.

Sonic: What am I, Egghead?

Eggman: *Chuckling* You...the mermaid... *Starts laughing*

Sonic: WHAT?!

Everybody except Sonic was laughing.

Sonic: No way! I'm not doing any girly act.

Amy: What about me?

Eggman: You're Grettel!

Amy: That's from the story Hansel and Grettel.

Eggman: OH WELL! *Pointing to Big* You are Robin Hood. *Points to Froggy* You're just a frog that swims all over the place.

Big: But he is a frog.

Eggman: So.

Sonic: What about you?

Eggman: Me? You'll see... Let me continue. *Points to Chaos* You! Peter Pan! *Points to Omega* Robo Dude!

Omega: My name is E-123 a.k.a Omega.

Eggman: Whatever. You are Jerry.

Omega: Who is Jerry?

Eggman: The mouse! *Points to Metal Sonic* You! You're John Smith!

Metal Sonic: Correcting Dr. Eggman. Isn't John Smith in...

Eggman: DON'T CORRECT ME!!!

Metal Sonic: Yes, master.

Eggman: Good. We've got everybody. MAKE ME PROUD MY MONKEYS!

Sonic: We are not your monkeys.

Eggman: Okay. MY RACCOONS!

The Next Day...

Eggman: Okay! Everybody ready?

Sonic: I don't wanna sing in front of people!

Eggman: The play won't go on until the next 10 minutes.

Tails: Who did you invite?

Eggman: Oh, let's just say...A BUNCH OF PEOPLE!!!!

Sonic: You mean...

Eggman: Yes! Them!


10 Minutes Later...

Eggman: Oh, no. Not them. Places everybody! They're here! *Gets to the front of the stage* Hello, everybody! Welcome to the 1st annual Eggman show! Okay. We'll have a play about a mermaid. Here it goes...

Tikal: One day, in the sea, there was a mermaid sitting on a rock...boredly.

Sonic (The mermaid): I'm bored. Nothing to do. I wanna smack somebody.

Espio (The crab): You shall not go up, because the father said so and I said so.

Sonic: No you didn't.

Espio: I didn't?

Cheese (Fish): Chao! chao! Chao!

Sonic: What is it, you fish?

Cheese: Chao! Chao! (An ugly boat is coming!)

Sonic: Wow. Let's go see...

Espio: No! I command you to come down here or else us crabs will pinch your tongue.

Eggman: Pinch your tongue?

Espio: Hey, I can't think of anything else.

Bark the Polar Bear: Hey, the crab didn't pinch tongues in the original!

Tikal: So, without listening to the crab, the mermaid and the fish just went there.

Charmy Bee (Seagull): Hi, peoples!

Sonic: It's mermaid, you freak!

Charmy Bee: Whatever. I just found...A PS2!

Sonic: A PS2. Wow.

Bean the Duck: Hey, the mermaid in the original didn't get a PS2! It was a fork, and she was intrested in the fork.

Sonic: I DON'T CARE!

Charmy Bee: You could have it.

Sonic: Where's that ugly boat?

Charmy Bee: Oh, that boat? It swam across the sea and was never found again.

Sonic: NOOOOOOOOO!!! This is all your fault you fish!

Charmy Bee: They say that it's coming back here tomorrow.

Sonic: YAY! l don't get it.

Tikal: So, the mermaid went back home, but when she got home, her father was very angry.

Vector (The father): DAUGHTER! WHY DID YOU GO UP IN THE SURFACE AGAIN?!

Sonic: 'Coz I wanted to.

Vector: I keep telling you to stop going up to the surface. Now, you're gonna eat...MUD for dinner all this week.

Sonic: MUD?! That's nasty!

Mighty the Armadillo: The king did not make her eat mud!

Sonic: Come on, fish. Let's go.

Tikal: The mermaid was mad at her father. So, she went to her hiding spot where nobody could see her.

Sonic: This is stupid! I hate it when my father yells at me and makes me eat mud!

Cheese: Chao! Chao!

Sonic: Whatever. I just hope my father knows this place.

Espio: Yes.

Sonic: What?! Mr. Krabs! Why did you tell my father? Why, why, why!?

Espio: Because he promised me ham.

Sonic: Why would a crab eat ham?

Espio: I don't know.

Sonic: If you tell my father again about this, I will eat you for dinner!

Espio: Alright! Alright! I won't do it again, Princess.

Sally Acorn: WHAT?!

(A/N Don't ask why I put her here)

Sonic: Don't call me Princess!

Espio: Okay.

Tikal: Then, the boat from this morning came.

Sonic: Hey, it's that boat I saw earlier. Wanna see it?

Cheese: Chao! Chao!

Espio: NOOOOO!!!

Tikal: They all went to the surface again, and they didn't miss the boat.

Sonic: Wow. A Party. This is so boring. Bye.

Then, Eggman yelled at Sonic.

Eggman: Sonic! You're not supposed to say bye! You are supposed to say that Shadow is so beautiful!

Sonic: That's yaoi ya freak! I'm not a yaoi person!

Eggman: You're a yaoi hedgehog then.

Sonic: I'm not that either!

Fang the Sniper: Can we get to the play now?

Eggman: Okay. Carry on.

Sonic: Wow. That black hedgehog is so ugly.

Shadow: WHAT DID YOU SAY, HEDGEHOG?!?!?!

Sonic: It's mermaid!!

Shadow: Whatever.

Tikal: Suddenly, there was a storm coming. Everybody was panicking everywhere on the boat.

Mighty: We're going to DIE!!!! Let's do our final dance in our lives people! *Does a belly dance*

Metal Sonic: NOOOOOOOO!!!

Big: I'm Tarzan. The king of the jungle. I'm going to jump off this boat. Bye-bye!

Metal Knuckles: HEY!!! THERE WAS NO BELLY DANCER IN THE STORY!!!

E-102 Gamma: AND TARZAN WASN'T IN THIS STORY!!!

Eggman: Big, you're supposed to be Robin Hood!

Metal Sonic: I'm going to save you, Robin Hood!

Chaos: I'm flying awaaaaaaayy! *Ran over a huge rock*

Bean: This is one of the wierdest plays I've been to.

Bark: Zzzzzz

Omega: Squeak.

A Few Minutes Later...

Tikal: After the storm, the mermaid took the prince on the surface.

Sonic: He's gonna EXPLODE!! SWIM FOR IT!!!

Cheese: CHAO!!!

Espio: What about my ham?

Sonic: Forget about the ham you crab!!!

Tikal: He was supposed to explode? Ah, never mind. The Prince dude...

Eggman: DON'T CALL HIM DUDE!!

Tikal: Riiiight...The PRINCE woke up, and then a very fat person came and took him to his castle.

Eggman: Oh, no! This explosive hedgehog has to go rest in his castle for a while! *Drags him with is feet to the castle*

Sonic: Look, a fat guy is taking him to his castle!

Espio: Oooo. Where's the ham?

Sonic: ?_?

Espio: Okay. Too much dramatic stuff here. Let's go.

Sonic: Okay!

Tikal: So, they went back to the castle with the very crazy father. In the next day...

Sonic: Let's go to the cave, you ugly fish.

Cheese: CHAO!!! *Strangles Sonic*

Sonic: Okay!

Vector: Where are YOU going?!?!?

Sonic: I don't know.

Vector: Okay. Bye.

Tikal: They went to the secret cave that nobody knew except the mermaid, the fish, and Mr. Krabs.

Espio: MY NAME IS NOT MR. KRABS!!!!

Tikal: Okay.

Sonic: Wow. Look at this ugly-looking statue of the ugly black fake--- I mean hedgehog.

???: And why do you have this ugly statue of the hedgehog, huh?

Sonic: Because it's ugly.

Vector: Now, I'm gonna destroy it and you NEVER EVER SEE your stupid statue anymore!

Sonic: YAY!!!

Shippou: Wait a minute...The mermaid was supposed to be sad when the father destroyed it.

Eggman: Yeah. We're just doing random stuff.

Vector: There. I destroyed everything in sight. You're now going to eat Mr. Krabs for dinner.

Espio: NOOOOOOOOOOOO and my name is NOT Mr. Krabs!!!

Tikal: The mermaid's father was so angry, he went back home! Suddenly, an eel came to see the happy mermaid.

Rouge: Hi! My name is Ms. Eel! I work for the wicked witch! Wanna come with me?

Sonic: Sure!

Cosmo: WHAT?! This story doesn't make sense at all! (That's why I like it)

Tikal: Please don't blame me. So, the mermaid went to see the evil witch.

Rouge: HUH! The mermaid is here.

Sonic: So, what do you want from me?

Knuckles: My name is HUH!

Fang: Huh?

Knuckles: I told my assistant to look for you.

Sonic: Yeah, yeah. SPIT IT OUT YOU FREAKY WITCH!

Knuckles: I will make you a HEDGEHOG!!!! HAHAHA! But first, I'll do the dance. *He did the Leg Rap*

Sonic: ?_?

Knuckles: Ahem. Okay. Assistant! Get all the potions I made from my feet!

Sonic: But you don't have any feet.

Knuckles: Oh, alright. MR. KRABS' RELATIVES!!!

Espio: MY NAME IS NOT MR. KRABS!!!

Everyone: ?_?

Knuckles: Okay. Now, say the magic words. HUH HUH HUH!

Emerl: This play is very wierd.

Tikal: Then, the pot begins to boil...and then EXPLODE!!!!!

Knuckles: Okay then. Now, I need your... (Whispering to Rouge) What was it again?

Rouge: I don't know.

Knuckles: Anyways, I need...your HAIR!!!!

Sonic: I don't have any hair!! Only quills.

Knuckles: You have some hair from your nose :P

Sonic: GROSS!!!

Knuckles: Whatever. Okay. HUH HUH HUH!!!

Tikal: Now, the pot sucked in the mermaid and then...

Knuckles: Oooooooooo...Aaaaaaaaaah...

Eggman: What the heck are they doing?

Tikal: Now the mermaid was...a mouse!!

Sonic: I AM NOT A MOUSE, TIKAL!! I am a hedgehog!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!

Knuckles: You were a hedgehog all your life already.

Sonic: Oh.

Espio: Oh no! The mermaid turn into a crab! What shall we do?

Cheese: CHAO!!!

Espio: You're right. AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!

Cheese: Chao...

Tikal: Now, the "hedgehog" went up to the surface because he's dumb. Then, Mr. Krabs...

Espio: I'M NOT MR. KRABS!!!

Tikal: Yeah. That's what you think. Anyways, the CRAB and the fish took the HEDGEHOG to the surface to help IT. Now, in the next day...

Espio: What the heck happened?

Cheese: Chao?

Sonic: What the heck? I'M A HEDGEHOG!!!!

Espio: So.

Tikal: Then, the black hedgehog came.

Shadow: WHO CAME TO ROB MY MANSION?

Eggman: HOUSE!!!

Shadow: WHATEVER!

Sonic: ARREST ME!!! I'M THE ONE YOU WANT!!!!!!

Shadow: What?! The fake-- I mean another hedgehog? I thought I was the only one in this village!!

Sally: What the...Isn't the mermaid lose its voice!

Knuckles: So THAT'S the part I was supposed to say!

Sally: -_-'

Shadow: Hey, wanna go stay at my house!

Sonic: Nope! I don't wanna stay at a fake---

Eggman: GO ON THE SCRIPT, MISTER!!!!

Sonic: Ah, fine! Sure. I'll go...

Shadow: NOOOO!!!

Sonic: What!?

Everyone: Huh?

Chickens: CLUCK!!

Everyone: ?_?

Tikal: So, the hedgehog went to stay with the black one for a while. In the next day...

Cream: Hello. This is your wake up call!

Sonic: What?

Bark: The mermaid didn't have a wake up call!

Bean: Yeah. He doesn't have a wake up call.

Bark: QUIT COPYING ME!!

Bean: WAAAAA!!!

Rabbot: Hey, make him shut up!

Sonic: I didn't have a wake up call.

Cream: Well, now you did. Bye-bye!

Sonic: Okay. At least it's not getting any worse.

Tails: Hello. I'm your fairy godmother. What's your wish.

Fang: Hey, they didn't have any fairy god mother in the story. (At least it's funny)

Eggman: Oh well, people!

Sonic: My wish is to get out of this house right away!

Tails: Okay! Your wish has been granted.

Tikal: So, the fairy god mother took the "hedgehog" out of the house, but he I mean she ended up in front of the house.

Sonic: I mean, like, far away from this house!

Tails: Sorry. I only to one wish per person. Bye!

Sonic: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Amy: Hi, Sonic! I mean stranger, where is my brother, Hansel?

Sonic: I don't know.

Cosmo: Zzzzz

Tikal: Now, the "hedgehog" went back to the house all mad and junk.

Eggman: Tikal, you were not supposed to say junk in the play.

Tikal: All right.

Sonic: I'm so bored.

Shadow: How about a game of cards?

Sonic: Got any 2450? Go fish!

Shadow: There is no such card as 2450.

Sonic: Well, there is at my deck, check it out.

Shadow: That's just a bad drawn card.

Sonic: What did you just say?

Shadow: I said that you were beautiful.

Sonic: Wow. You are so crazy you crazy man.

Shadow: Thank you for saying that.

Sonic: You're welcome.

Sally: This play is not a bad play after all.

Eggman: It isn't, little girl?

Sally: No. I say it's the most craziest plays I've ever been to in my whole entire freakin' life!

Eggman: Dangit!

Tikal: Now, the blue hedgehog and the black hedgehog went to walk around the city for a while.

Sonia: Is it supposed to be a town? And why is my bro playing a girl part?

Manic: Yeah. "Robuttnik" is pretty stupid to make him play a girl part.

Tikal: I'm not entirely sure.

Shadow: I wanna go to the arcade first.

Sonic: Well, I wanna go to the track.

Shadow: Arcade!

Sonic: Track!

Shadow: Arcade!!

Sonic: Track!!

Shadow: ARCADE!!!!

Sonic: TRACK!!!!

Charmy Bee: What about if you could go to the pond?

Sonic and Shadow: Good idea!

Bean: How did that seagull got there?

Tikal: So, they went to the pond to talk and all that stuff.

Shadow: Little person.

Sonic: HEDGEHOG!!!

Shadow: Faker. Little hedgehog. I wanna tell you something.

Sonic: What is it, you crazy faker?

Shadow: I wanna say that I...

Sonic: *Slapped Shadow in the face* Well, I hate you!

Everyone: *gasp*

Sally: That's not right. They were supposed to like each other!

Tikal: Suddenly HUH came!

Knuckles: You said the magic word, you crazy mermaid! Now, you'll turn back into one!

Sonic: Yay! I'm going to win turkey!

Espio: Hey, that was my ham!!!!!!

Sonic: So. And it's Turkey!

Knuckles: Your good days of a hedgehog are now over, mermaid. Goodbye hedgehog, hello mermaid!

Rabbot: How many times did he said that?

Antonie: Maybe a lot I guess.

Tikal: HUH was now casting a spell on the hedgehog turning into a mermaid again.

Sonic: Goodbye, faker!

Knuckles: Since I've got you out of there for good, you will die!

Sonic: How dare you said that to the world's fastest hedgehog!!! *Punches Knuckles*

Knuckles: Oh, so now you wanna fight. well, ya got one! *Punches Sonic*

Bean: Wow! a fight!

Rabbot: Where's my camera?

Bark: Great! There's violence in the play! This is getting good!

Cosmo: I'm rooting for you, HUH!!

Knuckles: It's Knuckles!

Now, there was a fight! BOOM PUNCH KICK SOCK HIT CHICKEN (wait, chicken?)

Chickens: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Eggman: Yes! The chickens are laughing!

A few minutes later...

Sonic: Are you done yet?

Knuckles; I was just warming up.

Suddenly, somebody made a clap. Who was it?

???: That was the most funniest plays I've ever seen!

Eggman: What?! You were the person who made the story.

Me: Yes. That's why everybody loves randomness.

Then, Bark clapped, then Sonia, then Manic, then Bean, and then everybody else.

Fang: She's right! This is the funniest play I've ever seen!

Bean: Those other ones are so BOring!!

Then, all the cast came and bowed down.

The next day...

Eggman: Thank you all for doing my favor!

Sonic: No prob. We know that mostly everyone wants violence in a play except the blood.

Eggman: Good.

Shadow: Maybe we could rehearse more of your plays since they're very funny.

Amy: Did you record it?

Eggman: Yes. I did. We could watch it at Amy's house.

Amy: YAY!!

Everybody watched it at Amy's house. And they all lived happily ever after. (Yeah right)

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Okay. This is also stupid. I'm making more later on. PLEASE PUT COMMENTS!!!!!!!!!!

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