Chapter 1 - Act 1 Scene 1

Setting: A Dark Room
Characters: Shadow, Black Doom, Amy, Maria, Rouge, Sonic and Dr. Eggman
 
Shadow: (sits on the floor) Who am I and who is this blue hedgehog running in circles around me??
Sonic: (continues running) ARE YOU DIZZY YET!!!!
Black Doom: (appears out of nowhere) I WANT A PIZZA!
(a pizza appears out of nowhere)
Eggman: MINE! (jacks the pizza)
Amy: SONIC! (hugs Rouge)
Rouge: O_O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; I'm a girl you bimbo
Amy: So????
Rouge: (Shakes Amy off and runs away screaming) HELP AMY IS WALKING THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROAD!!
Maria: Please, Shadow... I need your help... Everyone's fae depends on... YOU...
Shadow: Huh???????????
Black Doom: SHADOW, THE PROMISED TIME HAS COMMMMMMME!
Shadow: Oh shut up
Sonic: (tackles Eggman) MY LOVE!! TAKE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Eggman: OHMYGONG ITS TOUCHING MEEEE!
Rouge: This is going  to take SO many years of therapy...
Maria: I know...
Amy: ROUGE?? WHERE ARE YOU?? MY LOVE TAKE MEEEE!
Rouge: (An idea pops into her head so she stands in front of Sonic) AMY!!
Amy: (comes running)
(Rouge steps out of the ways so Amy ends up kissing Sonic)
Maria: LOL!
Eggman: Thank you Rouge. I shall give you the Master Emerald.
Rouge: No. I want pizza.
Shadow: (runs around) I'M SO CONFUSED! DO I BELIEVE YOU OR HIM OR HER??? MOMMY I'M SO CONFUSED!
Vanilla: We shall conquer all, my dear Cream!
Cream & Cheese: MUAHAHAHAHAH!
Tails: Where did THEY come from?
Sonic: AUGH!!! HELP ME! AMY IS TOUCHING MEEEEEE!
Eggman: That's for trying to come near me.
Amy: (puts on a horror movie)
Cream & Cheese: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MOMMY MOMMY! (they run away and Vanilla chases them)
Rouge: THANK YOU- (Maria claps a hand over Rouge's mouth)
Maria: Do you want her to hear you?
Shadow: (speaks to the reader) Wow, it's getting so you can't  tell who the actual cast is anymore...
Sonic: (makes the witch sign at Shadow) HE BROKE THE 4TH WALL! HE'S A WITCH!
Amy: Know what? I don't like Rouge anymore
Maria: Who do you like?
Amy: SONIKKKKKKKKKU!!!
Sonic: OHMYGONG IT'S TOUCHING MEE!
Eggman: Not this again...
Black Doom: I still want my pizza -_-
Shadow: Where did HE come from??
Sonic: YOU WITCH! YOU CONJURED HIM!
Shadow: Ok Sonic I'm not a witch...
Tails: I need new friends...
Black Doom: JOURNEY WITH ME IN THE VALLEY OF THE DARKNESS!!!
Tails: Should I? (turns to Rouge)
Rouge: Well, does he have cookies?
Black Doom: Yeah, I've got cookies.
 
      ((ACT 1 SCENE 2 COMING SOON!!!))
 

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