Chapter 3 - ~** Cheez wurld **~

And so, the chase for the Typewriter begins.
Mean while, Tigerstar is off somewhere, typing.


Tigerstar: Let’s see… nine more lives...maaaah, what the hell I’ll make it ten… Ummm…!

Hollystar: Grrrrrr Tigerstar! I’ll give you one chance to give me that typewriter before I-

Tigerstar: To late!

A large swirling portal pops out of nowhere and sucks up all the Warriors.

Hollystar: where…wha… WHAT THE ****

Lionblaze: OMGOMGOMGOMGCHEEEEEEEEEEEZ!!!!!!!!1!!

Hollystar: Jayfeather…?

Jayfeather seems to have dropped out of the portal into quickcheese.

Lionblaze: It’s not quickcheese that would be kwikcheez and anyways it’s called Wipped creem in cheez form!!!

Hollystar: Someone! Get a cheez rope!

Lionblaze is gnawing on a pillar of cheddar and takes no notice.

Hollystar: Fine!

She nips of a vine of swiss and throws it to Jayfeather.

Hollystar: Grab it with your teeth!

Jayfeather: DX ewwwww nooo I hate swiss!

Hollystar dips it in a pool of musturd

Jayfeather: =D

Even after Hollstar pulls him out, Jayfeather continues to suck the swiss cheese and then throws up.

Hollystar: Lionblaze, Jay, let’s move.

Lionbalze: Nooolm!

Hollystar: Don’t make me come over there!

Lionblaze: D=

Lionblaze tears off a chunk of cheddar and prances next to Hollystar.

Hollystar: ur so gay. Sooooo Jay, know howda get outa here? Psychic powerz…?

Jayfeather: We need to go to the provolone palace and attain the provolone pass. Then Into the cheez treez and that’s where Tigerstar is!

Hollystar: I wish I could do dat

The trio journey to the cheese castle and meet a moat.

Lionblaze: Let’s swim across it :P

Hollystar: Woah, woah, woah. You don’t know what that is.

Jayfeather: It might be musturd!

Hollystar: Very suspicious musturd…

Lionblaze: Maybe we could fly over it!

Hollystar: Hey, that aint sucha bad idea… Hey Lio, stand on this cheez slab right here-

You can pretty much guess what happened thar

Hollystar: Hey- narrator- you’re supposed to narrate

Lionblaze: I’ll go get the key now…!

Lionblaze sniffs through the castle, ocassionally licking a curious looking cheez. He finds the pass and returns to the moat

Hollystar: Oh **** what do we do now

Lionblaze: can I fly again?

Hollystar: NO. Hey Jay! Use your psychics to get the pass over here.

Jayfeather floats the card over to their side, and Lionblaze is hangingon it by his teeth.
They make it to the forest, and there is a large wall with a small slice in it. They put the card in, and the wall evaporates.

Tigerstar: So you have found me haha this was only a test. Bye-bye!
Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!

Hollystar: ****. Now we have to go find him again.

Just then, a portal appears and sucks them up. Where will they go now?

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