Chapter 1 - Chao Problems

Chao Problems
Characters:
- Sonic the Sonic Chao

- Amy the Amy Chao

- Giggy the Sapphire Hero Chao

- Shadow the Shadow Chao


- SpyroX the yellow Knights Chao (has all phoenix parts except for the wings)

- Emmy the swim/swim type hero chao (has no legs, has phoenix feathers, raccoon hands, and tiger ears)

- Tails the Tails Chao

- Cream the Cream Chao

- Rouge the Rouge Chao

- Eggman

- Various robots (all of them belong to Eggman)

- Random people/CHAO
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SpyroX: *running away from Shadow with a Chaos Emerald* I'm going to figure out how to be super before you even grab this!

Shadow: I am NOT chasing you for the Chaos Emerald! I'm just running away from Amy!

Amy: *chasing Shadow with her eyes closed* KISS ME SONICKUU!!!!!!!

Shadow: Just open your eyes you dookie!

Amy: *opens eyes* Hey. You’re not Sonic. AAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! I hate you! *points her middle finger at Shadow, which doesn't exist*

SpyroX: *goes between Amy and Shadow and is carrying an arrow pointing to Sonic* Here's your hint Amy!

Amy: Thank you SpyroX! *runs towards Sonic* SONICKUU!!!!!!!!!!!

Sonic: NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! It's the Pink One!!!!!!

At The Chao Garden:

Cream/Tails: *flying into the Chao Garden*

Emmy: *notices Cream and Tails* What is the password?

Cream/Tails: Giggy's number one!

Rouge: Have you seen SpyroX?

Cream/Tails/Emmy: Yup!

Giggy: How'd you get here Rouge?! I thought that you were in the Dark Garden!

Rouge: It got too crowded. Now tell me were SpyroX is!

Cream: Why do you want to know where Mr. SpyroX is, Miss Rouge?

Giggy: *blank expression*

SpyroX: *walks in the door and farts* Ahhhh....

Emmy: NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Poison Gas!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tails: Actually, it's methane.

Cream/Giggy: *faint from the smell*

Rouge: I gottya now SpyroX! Give me back my Chaos Emerald! NOW!!!!

Emmy: *starts power punching Rouge* Don't do that to my Chao friend!

Everyone else but Rouge: Yeah! *start punching and kicking Rouge*

Sonic: Can someone please beat Amy in the Chao Stadium Karate?! *finds Emmy* I heard that you beat SUPER in karate.

Emmy: Sure did!

Everyone else: *nod* Yup! She never lies about karate.

Sonic: Please beat Amy for me! PLEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAASE!!!!!!!!!!

Emmy: Whatever.

Rouge: *spots Shadow drinking Dr. Pepper (you know. The soda)* Shadow, can you help get my Chaos Emerald back?

Shadow: *falls asleep and scratches his butt* Maybe next year.

Rouge: What do you mean by that?

Shadow: Why don't you go on a date with Knuckles the Echidna?

Rouge: I'm not Rouge the Bat. I'm Rouge the Chao.

Shadow: Then go on a date with Knuckles the Chao.

Rouge: I have no idea about who you’re talking about.
At the Chao Stadium (KARATE):

SpyroX: *as the intercom* On the left hand corner, weighing 3 pounds and is 2 feet tall is...... EMMY!!!

Audience: Go EMMY Go!!!!

SpyroX: *being sarcastic* On our whatever corner, weighing a secret weight and is 2 feet tall is Amy.....

Audience:BBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

SpyroX: Ready.......
Set............
GOOO!!!

Emmy: *power punching Amy* Your weaker than the BEGGINERS level!

Amy: WAAAHHH!!!!! *starts to cry*

SpyroX: Emmy wins!

Audience: YYYYAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!

Sonic: I hope that keeps her off of me for a month..... or two!

At Station Square:

Amy: *sob* I hate you Sonic! I’ll find someone else to like, like *runs to the casino*

Shadow: *in the casino enjoying the lights, but notices Amy* Amy? Why are you here?

Amy: Sonic ditched me so

Shadow: So what?

Amy: I’m gonna make you my new boyfriend!

Shadow: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *runs away from Amy*

Cream: *carrying Giggy and is flying over Shadow* Mr. Shadow? Why’s Miss Amy chasing you?

Giggy: Yeah! Did you hit her with a pie, AGAIN?

Cream: It sure looks like it.

Shadow: Don’t you know that she hates Sonic and now has a crush on me?! *runs to a dead end* NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Amy: *corners Shadow and puckers her lips as she gets closer*

Giggy: EEWWWWWWWWWWW!!! GROOOOOOOOSS!!!!

Cream: *throws up*

Amy: *slips on the puke and falls on it face first* Hey! This stuff tastes like chocolate!

Sonic: *comes out of nowhere* Yuck! Cream, I told you not to drink the toilet water!

Giggy: Yeah Cream! Now you’re in trouble!

Cream: *starts to cry* Mr. Sonic, please don’t ground me for life!

Giggy: HEY! I’m your boss!

Sonic: Yeah, exactly what Giggy just said.

Shadow: Sonic..please.don’t.do..that..again.

Sonic: If I don’t, Amy is going to do that to me!

Shadow: Ummmmmmmm, then never make Amy like anyone.

Cream: That does not make any sense.

Shadow: HEY! I expected Amy or Giggy to say that! Not you!

Amy/Giggy: CREAM! Never say what we’re going to say! OK!?

Cream: *terrified* ok

Tails: *in the Tornado and lands next to them* Look at what I got from Miles Tails Prower!

Sonic: Coooool! We can do what Sonic and Tails did in SONIC ADVENTURE DX Directors Cut!

Everyone else: *long pause*

Giggy: What did Sonic just say?

Sonic: Who cares?! Let’s ride!

Cream: Let’s go get the others Miss Giggy!

Giggy: Awright!

At The Chao Garden:

SpyroX: *running away from Rouge* Haha! I still have your emerald! Oh no! She’s gone mad!

Rouge: *breathing fire and steam is coming out of her nostrils* AAARRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!! GIVE ME MY EMERALD!!!!!!

Emmy: *pouring water on Rouges head* Stop that! You’ll cause a fire!

SpyroX: Yeah Rouge! *taunts at Rouge*

Emmy: SpyroX didn’t steal your emerald to sell at the Black Market!

Rouge: Oh yes he did!



SpyroX: *sticks tongue at Rouge*

Rouge: AAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *resumes chasing SpyroX*

Tails: *flies in with the Tornado and everyone was on it* SpyroX, Rouge, Emmy, jump in before Miles Tails Prower gets me!

SpyroX/Rouge/Emmy: AWRIGHT! *jump on*

On The Tornado:

Tails: Did you guys fasten your seatbelts yet?

Everyone else: Yup! *seatbelts were actually tied up instead of fastened*

Emmy: I’m squeezed into orange juice in here!

Sonic: Are we there yet?

Tails: No.

Sonic: Are we there yet?

Tails: No.

Sonic: Are we there yet?

Tails: No.

Sonic: Are we there yet?

Tails: No.

Everyone else: *get confused and get headaches*

Sonic/Tails: What’d we do?

Amy: What is that thing? *points to a robotic air unit that looks like a giant bald eagle but it’s silver instead of brown and is red instead of white*

Everyone else: NOOOOO!!! It’s Eggman!

Eggman: How dare you call E-162 a thing!

E-162: *starts firing homing lasers at the Tornado*

Tails: Tornado transformation!

Tornado: *transforms into the Cyclone but it was too far and too damaged to land on E-162, so it falls from the sky fight*

Everyone: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Eggman: Those Chao are very troublesome. E-104, get me a strawberry shortcake and some daisies!

In Hawaii:

Person#1: Oh! Those Chao in that blue box are so adorable!

Person#2: I agree! Who’s selling them?

Person#1: Who cares! I have a net! *pulls out a fishing net and attempts to capture them*

Shadow: Chaos Spear!

Person#1: *gets hit* Ahhhhh!

Rouge: Since when did you get a Chaos Emerald?

Shadow: SpyroX let me borrow it!

SpyroX: Did someone say my name? *looks around*

Rouge: SpyroX let you borrow it?

Shadow: Yeah, I just told you!

Rouge: But SpyroX didn’t ask me to borrow my Chaos Emerald!

Emmy: *springs out from the steering wheel of the Tornado* Look at what I found!

Giggy/Cream: *spring out next to Emmy* Yeah! She found something cool!

Tails: *springs out next to Giggy and Cream* She found…..

Sonic: *springs out of the driver’s seat* a…..

Giggy/Cream/Tails/Sonic: Chaos Emerald!

Emmy: *pulls out a Chaos Emerald* See! It’s right here!

SpyroX: Uh Tails?

Tails: What SpyroX?

SpyroX: Don’t you remember who’s airplane this is?

Tails: *long pause* Oh no! I feel so guilty! This airplane isn’t my creation and it’s totaled!

Eggman: *appears with his Egg Walker (from Sonic Adventure 2 Battle)* There you are! This time, you’re not going to live!


Amy: *screams so loud out of surprise and a volcano erupts, so out of the volcano, the last 5 Chaos Emeralds appear in front of her* Oh! I got free jewelry!

Emmy/Shadow: *put their Chaos Emeralds next to Amy’s*

Everyone but Eggman: *turn super and power punch, spin kick, black wave-Rouge, chaos spear-Shadow, sonic wind-Sonic, time stop-Sonic, amy flash-Amy, flamethrower-SpyroX, hydro pump-Emmy, thunder shoot-Cream/Giggy*

Eggman: *loses* You won this time, but next time, I’m really going to kill you! *flies away*

Amy: I hate you Shadow….. *finds Sonic* Sonickuu!

Sonic: Oh well… I’m used to it.

Tails: That’s such a lie.

Shadow: FREEDOM!! *echo*

Emmy: Yay! SpyroX, you rocked at that fight!

SpyroX: You did too Emmy…. Let’s get some Eggo Waffles!

Cream/Giggy/Shadow/Rouge: OK!!!

At Costco:
Tails: I got the Eggos!

Amy/Sonic: What’s that?

Cream/Giggy: What in the world?

Emmy/SpyroX: Oh no…

Shadow/Rouge: This is bad….

E-104: Where are those strawberry shortcakes… (to be continued…)

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