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Chapter 4 - Episode Four

A humorous parody of shows like Maury, Dr. Phil, Jerry Springer, ect. Created by two awesome people of fanartcentral; I, Esshole and my good friend, Link_The_Hedgehog_Magician!

Warning: Script form, because those shows seem scripted.

Chapter 4 - Episode Four

Chapter 4 - Episode Four
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Robotnik: If you have a problem.[br]
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Image of Robotnik yelling at a hoodlum.[br]
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Robotnik: You can call me![br]
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Several images are played in the next line.[br]
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Robotnik: You are the father! You are not the father! You need to have love and understanding! Hey, you don’t bring that trash onto my show![br]
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Image of Man running with a pocketknife toward Robotnik.[br]
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Robotnik: Hey! You get off my stage![br]
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Image of Security dragging man off stage.[br]
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Man revealing he peeps on women.[br]
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Robotnik: *disgusted face* Snooping as usual I see. *shakes head sadly*[br]
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Camera closes up on Doctor Robotnik face.[br]
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Robotnik: Welcome, to the Doctor Robotnik show.[br]
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Camera fades to black.[br]
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Audience: Pingas! Pingas! Pingas! Pingas! Pinags![br]
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Robotnik: Good day to you all.[br]
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Camera zooms in.[br]
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Robotnik: I apologize to all of those who have been kept waiting for my show, the network has temporarily put us on hold … but worry no more. I’m back![br]
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Audience: PINGAS! PINGAS! PINGAS! [br]
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Robotnik: It’s true the network has been quite pingas as of late. But now they have opened their eyes to good will and allowed my teachings to return.[br]
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Camera closes in on his face.[br]
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Robotnik: That is why today’s show is a special among the others – no commercials today. I have read a letter, from one Amy Rose. Her current boyfriend, Shadow the hedgehog, hasn’t been showing her any kind of care for her – she claims that all he’s been using her for is sex! And worse that he’s even ABUSED her multiple times.[br]
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Audience boos.[br]
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Robotnik: (Sarcastic) REAL tough guy, eh?[br]
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Audience: PINGAS! PINGAS! PINGAS![br]
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Robotniks: Well, let’s bring her out, folks. Here’s Ms. Rose.[br]
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Amy Rose walks out from backstage, she appears timid. The audience cheers her on as she sits besides the good doctor. Her eyes filled with tears and Robotnik hands her a handkerchief.[br]
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Robotnik: You’re a brave woman, Amy, and the first step to recovery is admitting there’s a problem. The second is looking for a solution, you’re on that. The third is resolution. You’re almost there.[br]
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Amy: Thank you, doctor.[br]
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Robotnik: We’re all here for you. Isn’t that right, folks?[br]
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Audience gives a thunderous applause.[br]
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Robotnik: Now, tell us what’s been going on between you two.[br]
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Amy: Well, when Shadow and I first began dating – he seemed like the kind of guy I liked. A little rough around the edges but I felt like I could smooth him out! *Cries*[br]
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Robotnik: I have seen so many women fall for the same trick of mind. You’re not alone.[br]
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Amy: Well … one day I gave into him and we … had sex. After that he’s been treating me like he owned me – calling me names and making me have sex with him.[br]
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Robotnik: So, he’s been beating you down emotionally and mentally, keeping you on his level, making you feel like you can’t do better than him, just so he could use you for sex?[br]
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Amy: *Heavy tears falling* …. Yes![br]
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Audience: *Booing* PINGAS! PINGAS! PINGAS![br]
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Robotnik: I am terribly sorry.[br]
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Amy: And … one day …. I wanted to go out with my girlfriends to the mall … and he got angry for no reason … he began yelling and screaming … throwing stuff around …. And then he … he … hit me! Multiple times, he hit me! *Squalling* Oh my god![br]
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Audience boos. Robotnik goes to comfort her, whispering “It’s okay now. We’ll get through this, go back stage and try to calm down.” Amy gets up and walks backstage. Robotnik rests back in his seat.[br]
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Robotnik: Well, maybe we should see what kind of a man this Shadow is. Here’s a video clip he sent in with his words.[br]
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Shadow appears on screen with multiple different clips from different angles all in black and white[br]
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Shadow (On TV): I don’t know what Amy thinks she’s doing here, bringing her trashy self on television just to humiliate herself in front of the world. Does she think bringing me out here will change me? I don’t think so! This is my life and she IS MY PROPERTY! I’ll slap her around if that’s what it takes to teach her a lesson. And, Doctor, don’t think you can stop me either![br]
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Robotnik: *Serious look about him. He nods* Alright, so he’s Billy Bad @$$, eh? Well, we’ll just see about that.[br]
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Robotnik stands and easily lifts the chairs from their feet with one hand and lightly tosses them on the floor. He walks to the center of the stage.[br]
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Robotnik: Alight, Shadow, let’s see what kind of man you really are![br]
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Shadow steps out from the back and is greeted by roaring boos. Shadow gives them the cold shoulder.[br]
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Robotnik: So, how’s it going Mister Bad @$$?[br]
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Shadow: *Chuckling* Pretty good, until I had to come out here to see your fat @$$.[br]
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Robotnik: Hmmm …. So, you’re not afraid to say anything, are you?[br]
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Shadow: Hell no! Why should I be scared? I mean all you are is a Wannabe Steve Wilko, who, instead of muscle, has a belly the size of Shamoo![br]
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The good doctor stood still, a slight smile and a nod.[br]
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Robotnik: Shadow, do you know why you are out here today?[br]
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Shadow: Of course, you dumb frack! I sent a video in! Amy thinks she can change me by parading me in front of the whole world on some talk show![br]
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Robotnik: I don’t believe that’s particularly true. I believe that there’s a strong possibility that Amy brought you out here so I could put an end to your abuse towards her.[br]
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Shadow: Isn’t that what I just said? She brought me out here so you could change me![br]
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Robotnik: I didn’t say that. I said so I could put a stop to your abuse. By that I mean getting her away from you![br]
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Shadow stopped, his eyes pierced at Robotnik with rage. [br]
You better not take my dog away from me! frack that! She won’t leave me … I’ll kill her![br]
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Robotnik: You won’t get the chance.[br]
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Shadow: The hell I won’t! And I know full well she won’t leave me! She loves me because I don’t take crap and she knows full well I won’t take her bullshoot![br]
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Robotnik: Oh? Well, let’s see how much she really loves you. *He put the mike up to his lips* Amy Rose, please come out.[br]
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Amy stepped out from backstage, the audience cheers at her courage. She stood and gazed at Shadow, a thousand thoughts played tug-of-war with her mind.[br]
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Robotnik: Amy, you’re almost at the finishing line. We need to get some things settled with Shadow first, okay?[br]
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Amy nodded.[br]
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Robotnik: Amy, did you love Shadow when you first got together?[br]
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Amy: Yes, I did.[br]
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Robotnik: Did you love Shadow when he first beat you?[br]
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Amy: Yes …[br]
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Robotnik: Do you love Shadow now?[br]
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Amy: *She put her head down* … No, not any more.[br]
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Shadow gasped.[br]
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Shadow: What?![br]
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Amy: Look, Shadow. I can’t take your abuse anymore![br]
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Shadow: Abuse? Baby I though you liked that! Look, baby, I’m sorry. I’ll never hit you again I swear. I can change! I’m a new, man. I’ll never lay these hands on you in aggression ever again. We can be happy! Look baby, I’ll get a better job and a bigger house and we can raise a family! You and I! What do you say?[br]
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Amy stopped and looked at the floor. The idea played with her mind. She looked and shook her head.[br]
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Amy: No! I can’t keep doing this, Shadow! You keep saying the same thing every time I’m about to leave you. I’m sick of it! I didn’t have anybody in my corner, but now I have Ivo Robotnik! We’re through, Shadow, we’re through![br]
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Shadow: So, you’d rather listen to some fat talk-show host, rather than a real man, like me![br]
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Robotnik: *Steps in with eyes wide and anger in his soul* A REAL MAN wouldn’t lay his hands on a woman! A REAL MAN would try to make his lady happy! A REAL MAN would sacrifice what he could for his woman! A REAL MAN would fight for his woman! A REAL MAN would try to make his woman laugh! A REAL MAN would try to be A REAL MAN! You, Shadow, are not a REAL MAN![br]
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Shadow stopped and looked to the side. He shook his head and turned back. He sized up Robotnik and threw a fierce punch to his gut. Robotnik jumped, but that was it. Robotnik back-handed the male hedgehog and kicked him like Leonidas. Shadow fell to the ground.[br]
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Robotnik: Security! Take this waste off my stage![br]
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Vector and Omega ran in from backstage and drug an unconscious Shadow off into the left backstage door.[br]
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Audience: PIIIIIIINGAS! PIIIIINGAS! PIIIIIIINGAS![br]
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Robotnk: Well, this is it, Amy. You got so far. Now it all depends on which door you choose. Will you choose the left and rejoin your abusive boyfriend? Or will you choose the right and start your new life?[br]
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Amy stood like stone, she looked to the left, it did seem to call her; and she looked to the right, it sung for her; two doors and one decision. Amy took a step for the left, she stopped herself, “No!” she said, “No more!” She turned and marched to the right and entered the Door of a New Life.[br]
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Robotnik smiled and put the mike up to his lips.[br]
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Robotnik: Another one saved from their abusive significant other. In the next show we will take a look on how she and her ex is doing without one another. Until next time, world, remember, if YOU have a problem and need to contact us, please email us at either: [url="mailto:animationmaster2@yahoo.com"]hyperlink[/url] or [url="mailto:anthony_against_the_world@yahoo.com"]hyperlink[/url]. Please tell us the problem, the characters involved, and the characters to appear.[br]
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(You can also give us your OC's and we'll put em in.)[br]
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Robotnik: Stay safe and Godspeed! [br]
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--------------Credits------------------[br]
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Intro: Esshole and Link_The_Hedgehog_Magician[br]
Greetings: Esshole[br]
Slot 1: Esshole[br]
Ending: Link_The_Hedgehog_Magician[br]
Credits: Esshole[br]
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