Chapter 6 - 9 Things I Hate About People
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Chapter 6 - 9 Things I Hate About People
Chapter 6 - 9 Things I Hate About People
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2 People who are willing to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake so you can eat it". What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No, Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.
6 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'.... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it.. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it couldn't be new.
8 When people say 'life is short'. Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, moron?
Author's note: Admit it; you've all done at lease one of these.
2 People who are willing to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake so you can eat it". What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No, Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.
6 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'.... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it.. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it couldn't be new.
8 When people say 'life is short'. Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, moron?
Author's note: Admit it; you've all done at lease one of these.
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wolfmoon on July 25, 2008, 2:58:50 AM
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Not all of em........ I do admit to the remote thing however.