Chapter 1 - Sonic 2 ch.1

Fan Fiction-“Sonic the Hedgehog v.1.1" CHAPTER I



(Green Hill Zone)



The view: Sonic has down-syndrom and is bi-polar. Tails feels the need to talk as though he was on drugs (he thinks it makes him cool). Knuckles is allergic to himself.

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Sonic was rolling along the Green Hill Zone when he came across a two foot high ledge.



“uhhhh how me am I gunna get up this big ledge” (now, lets all remember that sonic is retarded)



Using his “brain”, sonic tried to force his way through the solid path blocking his way.



However, to no avail, it didn't work.. Instantly, Sonic's brain is stricken by a crazy, just



might work type situation. “What if I jump?” he said. You know what happens next? He



jumps and (almost killing himself ) lands on the ledge he o so desperately wanted to get to.



“Right, time to keep moving” he thought. While mastering his astonishing new jump ability,



(Yes, its quite an accomplishment of somebody his calabur) he comes across tails.



“Hey Sonic my dizzle fo shizzle pizzle!! What's up my homie?”



“NO TAILS! I WILL NOT DRINK THE LEMONADE!” (Bi-polar, remember?)



“Cmon' bro it's cool, it's cool. There aren't any drugs in this lemonade”



“Well.....good. I like my lemonade crack-free” Sonic replied.



When Sonic wasn't looking, Tails slipped a small white powder into his drink.



Sonic then instantaneously became high. (I've never seen a bi-polar hedgehog on crack before,



have you?) Anyway, Tails teams up with Sonic and they continue on there mission to get through



the dreaded “Act 1-1".

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