Chapter 3 - Sonic 2 ch.3

Fan Fiction-“Sonic the Hedgehog v.1.1" CHAPTER III



(Green Hill Zone)



The view: Dr. Eggman's name has been switched to Dr. Lard-Butt.

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Sonic and Tails were now on Act 1-2. Just then they stopped right in front of one of those item



box thingies. “Yo foo! Looks like a crack storage container to me.”said Tails. “Ummmmm....



I don't think so. It has a little blinking picture of a ring on it though.” Sonic replied.



“Yo fo sho'! I dare you to kick it.”



“Better not.”



“Why?”



“Because Tails, it will make God unhappy!!!! First, he will overcook his Digorno' Pizza, then,



he will miss his tap-dancing lessons, and finally, he will forget the 1-800 number for QVC!!!



And why you ask?... all because you want me to kick the stupid box with the pretty picture on it!!

“Dude, you need help.” said Tails. “Well, if your not going to kick it dawg, then I will!” Tails



then walked up to the item box and kicked it. “NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!” cried Sonic. All



of a sudden, God came down from heaven and killed Tails. Sadly, he was all out of lives.



However, he used Sonic's one and only continue. Before they knew it, they had stopped arguing



and had gotten to the end of the level. However, there was no goal flag in this level. This time



some really cheesy (but awesome) 80's music started playing. This confused Sonic. Then out of



nowhere, Dr. Lard-Butt came in some strange looking death machine. It started to drive back and



forth. Sonic thought to himself, “How can I apply my newly forged jumping ability to this



screaming metal death trap?.....Hmmmmm....Maybe if I jump on Dr. Lard-Butt's head while



dodging his spikes of death, it just might damage him.” Sonic tried out his plan, but only to



realize that jumping on Lard-Butt's head only made him blink red a few times.

“Awwwww man! Its not working!”



“Yo Sonic! You IDIOT! It is working! After all, what kind of phenomenal animation can a piece-



of-crap 16-bit system pull off anyway!”



“Ohhhhhhhhhh. No wonder! So that's why Pinnochio was made of wood!!!



“Sonic you re-re! What the heck does Pinnochio have anything to do with Sega?!”



“Boogers?”



“OMG, WTF! Just STFU and kik the crap outa that pile o junk. Lol, jk.” said Tails in perfect



ummmm...Internet-esse. Dodging the last ejector spiky thingy the evil Dr. Had to offer, Sonic



crushed Lard-Butt and his hopes and dreams of becoming a world famous dog breeder. (Don't



worry, I don't exactly get it either.) The battle was over, and level one was finally complete.



However, Sonic and Tails had no idea what was coming next.............Muahahahahahahaha!!!!!

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