Chapter 1 - You'll never win!!!

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Pong

Author
Gozer
Gozer

Submitted
August 28, 2004
Updated
August 28, 2004
Status
Incomplete

Chapters: 1
Size: 8k
Words: 1,314
Comments: 10
Views: 1,296
Faves...: 2
Rating: 0

One day at an old pizza arcade, our friend Kathia is really bored and the great adventure begins!

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Category: Games

Chapter 1 - You'll never win!!!

-Please insert one coin-

-Please enter your name: KAT -

Welcome to PONG (c)Atari 1979

-BEGIN-

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KAT:0 Com:1
Arrrgh! I wasn't looking that time!

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KAT:1 Com:1
Ha! You're not messing with me today! Feeeel my wrath!

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KAT:2 Com:1
I'm winninggg!!!

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KAT:2 Com:2
Hey! no fair! you stupid machine!!!! that was a cheap shot!!!! Scam artist!!!

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KAT:3 Com:2
Yay! that's what you get for messing with moi!

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KAT:4 Com:2
I'm not even trying!

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KAT:5 Com:2
Is that all you got?!

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KAT:5 Com:3
I guess not.

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KAT:6 Com:3
But I've got more!

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KAT:7 Com:3
(PPbbbTHHH!!!)

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KAT:7 Com:4
HEY!!!!!!

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KAT:7 Com:5
Cut it out!

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KAT:8 Com:5
I warned you.

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KAT:9 Com:5
One more point and I win!

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KAT:10 Com:5
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!

-You are the winner. Score: 12109023-

-Play again?-
No thanks.

THE END

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crawdad_river on February 15, 2006, 6:41:08 AM

this was funny(laughs so hard head explodes!)

Honjetan on October 16, 2005, 11:48:57 AM

I can't stop laughing. Really.

brad_soup on July 26, 2005, 1:15:47 PM

that was ... interesting. ill never look at pong the same way again. BTW its beep not bling

brad_soup on July 26, 2005, 1:14:25 PM

o_o ... 0.0 ... o_o ... 0.0 ... o_o ... 0.0 .oO(WTF?)

CN5 on June 9, 2005, 10:54:20 AM

So...much...knowledge...gained...Now THAT'S LITERATURE!!

L7 on October 21, 2004, 12:17:10 PM

so educational.

Gozer on September 20, 2004, 6:40:29 AM

Yay ^_^ thanks

Chizpurfle52595 on September 13, 2004, 2:21:44 AM

Now that's literature.

sally_the_ragdoll on August 29, 2004, 12:48:47 AM

xD fun!!!