Chapter 3 - my funeral
Submitted February 20, 2004 Updated April 20, 2006 Status Incomplete | my big sis has a umm...'interesting' imagination, but very funny
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Chapter 3 - my funeral
Chapter 3 - my funeral
yet again idea is my sisters
when i die, i am going to be the richest person in the world. i shall have all the bones in my body sterilized, and painted the color purple. Then they shall be scatterd over the fourty-eight contiguous united states. Five years after they have been scattered throughout the U.S. there will be a scavenger hunt for the bones, whoever finds the most bones will get my will, and all my muney. After that i shall have my skin cremated and out into cocaine, so when some one eats or snuffs it, someone will be like, hey! you just ate a dead person! and then i would have done a good deed, because i have stopped that person from doing drugs again in case they eat another dead person. and that is how i'm gonna die.
the next chapter may not be up for a while, but it will be simalar to the others, i promise.
when i die, i am going to be the richest person in the world. i shall have all the bones in my body sterilized, and painted the color purple. Then they shall be scatterd over the fourty-eight contiguous united states. Five years after they have been scattered throughout the U.S. there will be a scavenger hunt for the bones, whoever finds the most bones will get my will, and all my muney. After that i shall have my skin cremated and out into cocaine, so when some one eats or snuffs it, someone will be like, hey! you just ate a dead person! and then i would have done a good deed, because i have stopped that person from doing drugs again in case they eat another dead person. and that is how i'm gonna die.
the next chapter may not be up for a while, but it will be simalar to the others, i promise.
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Animefan012 on December 5, 2004, 4:53:39 AM
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LOL COOL I can't wait to read the others. The_Chao_Lover on June 26, 2004, 9:54:32 AM
...that didn't come out right..The_Chao_Lover on June 26, 2004, 9:54:17 AM
I wanna die like dat too!