Chapter 13 - Man...Sax...XEMNAS!!!!

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TIS CHAPTER 13!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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uh. . . oh yea! Like I said in the previous chappie, I had a list of requests and/or demands XD so. . . here it is cause I gots nothing else 2 sayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!111oneoneomg

Disclaimer: I&dont&own&Kingdom Hearts&how many times do I have to SAY IT!!!!? &it makes me feel&pwettyful XD

Xemnas: Kingdom Hearts, strike me where I stand&
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Xemnas walked into the dark room.

Who said that Kingdom Hearts was in here? He asked

I did. Voice butt in.

Whos there? Show yourself!

Yeah&havent you been reading the other chapters? I thought not. Sit down.

Where is Kingdom Hearts?

Ill tell you if you sit down.

Show yourself--

SITTY THE DOWNY!!!
Xemnas sat down impatiently. (I guess he really want that moon thingy that gives the game its name&odd&)

Where. Is. Kingdom. Hearts? Xemnas asked again. (Yup&he REALLLLLLLY wants it&)

Right here! Voice threw a brand-new Kingdom Hearts game at Xemnas. And youll need a PS2 for that. He also threw a PS2 at Xemnas, hitting him on the nose.

This isnt what I meant&

You gotta be more specific, now SILENCE!!!
Xemnas scoffed.
Know your stars. Know your stars. Know your stars.
Xemnas twitched.
Xemnas, the Superior of Organization XIII, and man of many names . . .has a nickname. . .and what a nickname it is. . .

Dont you DARE even THINK about--- Xemnas was cut off by:

MANSEX!!!!! (We all shouldve seen this coming. . .)

Curses. . . 

MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is the meaning of this!?
Voice grabbed a dictionary.

Lets see. . .ah! Here it is. . . Mansex. . .verb. . .the sexual inter--

NOT THAT!!! THIS!

OH!. . .This. . .a--

Nevermind& Xemnas covered his face and slouched in his seat. My life is ever tortured.... He thought

Man. . .er . . .Xemnas. . .wants something special for his birthday. Voice winked. (Not that we could see it&)

What? Xemnas asked in a tone that said Maybe I shouldnt have asked&

A saxophone came flying through the window and hit Xemnas in the nose&again... Three men walked in and started playing their Saxes.

SAXMEN!!!!!

Xemnas stood up.

THATS IT!!! he shouted. I SHALL NOT TORORATE THIS ANYMORE!!!!! PREPARE FOR TOTAL UNIALLATION!!! Xemnas summoned his laser swords (or whatever you wish to call them.) and prepared to strike.

You know, Voice interrupter Copyrighting is not good, unless u have the right to copy it. Xemnass eye twitched.

KINGDOM HEARTS ISNT WORTH ALL OF THIS!!!! He ran out of the room, flailing his arms.

If only he knew: Kingdom Hearts doesnt belonged himeth--it belongeth to Square-Enix. He checked his list. YES!!!! O HOW LONG IVE BEEN WAITING!!!!
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XD I noe the mansex thing is old...rly old...but no1 ever said I couldnt use it, w00t! >D Saxmen...I got it off of a comic on deviantART

U all probably got the wrong idea...>3

Next up: Zexion (cause hes meh hubby XD)

Ms.Korsak: Movie titles usually give a clue to wut the movies about.

Hans: Wut about Finding Nemo?

Ms. Korsak: Its about fish finding Nemo...

Jose: Wut about Who Stole My Potatoe Salad??

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