Chapter 4 - Finally! some blonde jokes!
Submitted March 7, 2006 Updated April 7, 2006 Status Incomplete | if u like funny stories about mental people u will like this.i am not mean, just funny.
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Chapter 4 - Finally! some blonde jokes!
Chapter 4 - Finally! some blonde jokes!
God loves blondes
I have nothing against blondes, my best friend is one. But sometimes they get ditzy.
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Once there was a blonde who’s business was going out of business.
She went to God and prayed; God please help me. I’ve lost my job
And I’m going to lose my car as well. Please help me win the Lotto.
Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it.
She again prays to god; god please help me! I’ve lost my job, and my car
And I’m going to lose my house. Please help me win the Lotto.
Lotto night comes and she still has no luck.
She prays to God; God why have you forsaken me! I’ve lost my job, car, house, and my kids are starving! I’ve tried being your humble servent why!
Suddenly the heavens part open and she sees God himself.
“ Work with me sweetheart!, buy a ticket!”
I have nothing against blondes, my best friend is one. But sometimes they get ditzy.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Once there was a blonde who’s business was going out of business.
She went to God and prayed; God please help me. I’ve lost my job
And I’m going to lose my car as well. Please help me win the Lotto.
Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it.
She again prays to god; god please help me! I’ve lost my job, and my car
And I’m going to lose my house. Please help me win the Lotto.
Lotto night comes and she still has no luck.
She prays to God; God why have you forsaken me! I’ve lost my job, car, house, and my kids are starving! I’ve tried being your humble servent why!
Suddenly the heavens part open and she sees God himself.
“ Work with me sweetheart!, buy a ticket!”
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Ultimate_Lifeform on April 10, 2006, 10:36:24 AM
LOL!