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Chapter 1 - Destiny Island

Basically the KH crew trying to do a scene and they kinda screwed up...

Chapter 1 - Destiny Island

Chapter 1 - Destiny Island
Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts at all. Point Blank. I wish I owned Sephy though... *sighs*

Kingdom Hearts: Cast Tryout #1

Director: Okay. Scene one, Sephiroth and Kairi. Ready, Action! Okay Kairi, You're Sora and Sephiroth you're Kairi. Kairi do the beginning sequence.

Kairi: I've been having these weird thoughts lately. Like, WHY THE HELL DO I HAVE TO BE A GUY!?

Director: Cut! *sigh* Okay, okay. You're on the island now. You wake up and see Sephiroth. Action!

Kairi: So what? I just sit here or am I standing? Playing pool?

Director: *sighs and replies sarcastically* Being an idiot while lying down...

Kairi: Okay! *Begins doing aerobics* One, and two, and three, and four!

Director: Shut up and lay down!

Kairi: Fine, fine. *lays down*

Director: Now when you see Sephiroth, or Kairi, you yell and sit back up.

Kairi: 'kay. *looks around for a bit* Seph?

Sephiroth: *pant, pant* Curse the monkeys!

Director: *just stares* Okay Kairi, do what I told you.

Kairi: CRAP! * sits up and bonks heads with Sephiroth*

Director: No I meant yell, "Auugghh!", or something like that.

Kairi: Oh. *picks her nose*

Monkey: I shall kill you!

Sephiroth: Curse the monkeys! *takes off running with Kairi*

Monkey: I shall kill you!

Kairi and Sephiroth: * run off cliff and start screaming*

Director: We'll call you!!

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RoxasXsister249 on January 9, 2007, 7:57:22 PM

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RoxasXsister249hmm kairi that loser....IT IS GOLD!!!

Saru_no_Cheesecake on October 17, 2006, 3:22:44 PM

Saru_no_Cheesecake on
Saru_no_CheesecakeHAHAHA!!! CURSE THE MONKEYS!!!! *cracks up* I hope you write more, this is GOLD!!!! XD

LadySymphonia on July 29, 2006, 5:52:55 PM

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LadySymphoniaA FRIGGIN MONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
KAIRI DONE PICKED HER NOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

SoloAzume on July 25, 2006, 10:43:48 AM

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SoloAzumeLOL!!!
Monkey: I SHALL KILL U!!

ZidanesGirl on June 22, 2006, 2:52:56 PM

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ZidanesGirlAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! OMG that's too funny *continues to laugh but manages to press the fave button*

zamone on February 8, 2006, 3:17:02 PM

zamone on
zamonelofl this is great!!!! do more

The_Swayz on December 16, 2005, 12:47:16 PM

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The_SwayzLmao XD

shadowformer12 on November 7, 2005, 10:18:34 AM

shadowformer12 on
shadowformer12oh my god that was so awesome do another one,do another one,do another one,do another one pleeeeeze

KingdomHeartShera on October 5, 2005, 1:05:24 AM

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KingdomHeartSheraAAAAAH!!!!!!! Hilarious!!!! Kairi is a ditz!!! Yaaaay!!!

sora_RIKU_12 on July 20, 2005, 12:42:55 AM

sora_RIKU_12 on
sora_RIKU_12ha ha ha ha ha ha that's so funny......adds to favs

XxDRAGONPUNK7xX on April 24, 2005, 10:31:10 AM

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XxDRAGONPUNK7xXROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love you stories so much!

Sesshys_girl_5579 on October 30, 2004, 2:03:44 PM

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Sesshys_girl_5579The was feakin hilarious! Do More!

Wolfy_Girl333 on September 3, 2004, 6:15:01 AM

Wolfy_Girl333 on
Wolfy_Girl333PICKS HER NOSE!?!?!?!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OMG OMG I'M DIEING!!!!!! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH OMG THAT'S FUNNY AS HELL! DO MORE!

Riku_gurl on July 23, 2004, 2:00:41 PM

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Riku_gurlWHAT THE HELL!? WHY DON THESE PPL LOOK AT THIS STUFF!!!! ITS FUNNY!!!!!!
Good fic!