Chapter 9 - Endless Days, but no NIGHTS

Aaron: AGGGGGGGGG!!!!! *bangs head on desk*

Teacher: HEY! I said NO SCREAMING!!!

Aaron: Ace we've GOTTA get out of this! Don't you have some cool gadget that can help us
finish this paper faster???

Ace: hmmmmm...Don't worry Aaron, I've got it covered! (Ahem) Teacher! Oh Teacher!!! I have a
question!

Teacher: OK, but hurry. You dumb kids are never gonna learn anything if you annoy us adults
with your pointless questions.

Ace: Can I go to my backpack for...(ahem) another uh....sheet of paper? Yah!

Teacher:.....OK but make it fast!

Ace: OK!


At Ace's backpack...

Ace: Let's see here....Palm Pilot, Netscape Knuckle, Java Joint, Nail Byte, Tendin Tech,
Wrist Webber....aHA!!!! Hand Hacker! I gotta get back to the classroom!


Back in the classroom...

Ace: Uh... I couldn't find any paper so I'll write on this useless...piece of junk...that
can't surf the internet....at all.

Aaron: What's the plan A-man?

Ace: It's my Portable Hyper Hand Hacker Plus! We surf the internet, find a twelve page report
on urine, and use it's awesome technology to copy and paste it onto our papers!

Aaron: Yudaman Ace! But how are we gonna find a report that long before Wizeman takes over
the world?

Ace: BINGO! Hey Aaron! Guess what? I just found a report that long before Wizeman takes over
the world!

Aaron: Wow, you can get anything off the internet.

Ace: Hey! Wanna go on Fanart Central and see if ANYBODY else has done a picture of me?

Aaron: No time! Copy and paste the reports so we can get out of here!

Ace: Twelve pages, Urine, Copy, PASTE!!!!!!!!

BRZAP!!!!!

Aaron: OK, here's our reports! BYEEEEEE!!!!

Teacher: OK....wow these are amazing pieces of work. They should be on the internet! My those
children are fast writers, and that handwriting is marvelous!, and both of their reports say
....the exact....same...thing. A'RIGHT COME BACK HERE BOYS!!!!!

Aaron: I think we lost the teacher! Come on! We need to find where Wizeman's commensing his
destruction!

Ace: Woops! I forgot to drop my Hand Hacker at my backpack! Let's try that way!


In Nightopia...

NiGHTS: Owwwwwwwwww...oh I'm hurt pretty bad, but I gotta stay strong for them. I know they
can save their home town...like those other two kids saved Twin Seeds...I wish there was
something I could do...


Back at Aaron's home town...

Aaron: No matter what, there is absolutely NOTHING that NiGHTS can do!

Ace: What makes you all of a sudden, coincidentally, say that?

Aaron: Lookit THAT!!! Wizeman's recking everything with waves and snaps of his fingers! We've
GOTTA stop him!

Nick: Aaron?

Aaron: Nick? Kelsea? Liza? There you are! You've gotta help us! He-

Nick: I KNOW what he's doing. HE'S RECKING EVERYTHING WITH WAVES AND SNAPS OF HIS FINGERS!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Liza: Wizeman must have found his way into the real world!!!!

Kelsea: Well how do we stop him? He could have us captured, tortured, and hung by our
eyelashes in the blink of an eye! We can't fight him!

Aaron: Don't worry! Ace, you know what to do! What are you a man or a CAVEMAN???

Ace: RIGHT! We use techology!!!!

Wizeman: HEH! HEH! I see dead children! HAHAHAHA!!!

Ace: Yah? Well when I'm through with you, the only thing YOU'RE gonna be seeing is little
baby chickies flying around your head!

Wizeman: When YOU'RE through with ME??? HAHAHAHAHA!!!! What are you gonna do? Throw your
little handheld at me?

Ace: Okay, guys we gotta go someplace where Wizeman can't get us LET'S GO!


At someplace where Wizeman can't get them....

Kelsea: SO? How do we defeat Wizeman Ace?

Ace: The same way Aaron and I solve ALL our problems: finish our science poster, fix our
TV, make a pizza, clean our rooms...

Nick: ....

Ace: Think of the problem as a video game!

Liza: We're gonna die. *slaps herself in the face*

Ace: Aaron! You know that Sega Saturn game we had a few years ago before Chief took it from
us? What was it called again?

Aaron: Chief took a lot of Saturn games from us: Sonic R, Sonic 3d Blast, Sonic Jam,
Christmas NiGHTS, NiGHTS Into Dreams...

Ace: Yes! That's IT! NiGHTS Into Dreams! Doesn't this guy Wizeman the Second look a LOT like
the final boss from that game...Wizeman the Wicked?

Aaron: Yah...so?

Ace: If he looks the same way, he must ATTACK the same way! We can defeat him if I can
download some tips for the final boss on my Hand Hacker.

Liza: Oh yah. Great plan Ace. This isn't a video game though! This is REAL LIFE!!!!

Ace: So? NiGHTS Into Dreams follows the EXACT SAME ADVENTURE as we're following! So we need
to follow IT!

Kelsea: OK, but if we die. I'll make sure YOU die TWICE!

Nick: Aw c'mon! Maybe Ace is up to something! Let's follow HIS philosophy...for once.

Ace: OK everybody! Let's get out there on three. Make sure you do exactly what I tell you to
do! I didn't make the game, so we'll have to do the best we can with the tools I have with
me! 1...2...THREE!!!!!!

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