Chapter 1 - 20 things to do in school when your bord

During a test, randomly start crying, when someone ask whats wrong act as is nothing happened

Stare at the teacher until they ask 'what are you doing' say 'ha you blinked, I win!'

Bring a phone to school. In class call your teachers mobile and hangup.

Repeat

Put your hand up to answer a question, when the teacher picks you say you forgot

When your teacher walks in a little late, sit on her desk, fold you arms and shake your head. Then say, 'Your late, I'm reporting this.'

In a test when its silent, jump on your desk and shout at the top of your lungs 'PARTY!'

Ask to go to the bathroom and come back with gum, when the teacher asks, 'I hope you have enough to share with everyone' sarcasticly,
start randomly handing out gum


Scribble all over your text book and blame it on the person sitting next to you.

Talk a different language in english

Stick a pen up your nose and say 'I was born with problems'

In history test, yawn as loud as you can.

Cover yourself in red dots and say your allergic to learning

In history class, ask 'can I go to the princibles office?'

Stare at your classmates when they say what say what back.

repeat continuestly

Ask to get a drink. Take a long time. If the teacher says 'what took you so long?' say 'ohhhh, I really said, can I go help my Mum with the sink, listen carefully next time', then roll your eyes and sit back down.

Eat soap, then enter class on all fours. when the teacher asks what you are doing reply by saying 'raw!'

Put your hand up as if you know the answer then scream, 'WHY ME!'

Answer every question with 'MOOOOOOOO'

If of these get you in trouble say 'I did nuthin' And pretend nothing ever happened

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