Chapter 2 - Dr. Phil...

Dr Phil…























One day… The crew sits in the garden…











Blain: Why are we sitting in the garden anyway…? O_o





Sonic: How the hell should I know?! It was Shadows idea!





Rouge: Where is Shadow by the way…?





Knuckles: Up there!











Knuckles pointed up to a roof…











Blain: Dad?! What are you doing up there…?





Shadow: Ssh…





Sonic: Eehm… Shadow…?





Shadow: I said SSSSSSSSH damnit!!!





All: O_o











*long silence*











Knuckles: What the hell is he doing…?





Rouge: I don’t know…











Then Big came in… O_o











All: O_o





Blain: What the frack are you doing here?! O_o





Big: FROGGY!!!111





All: O_o





Rouge: You lost froggy again…? O_o











*long silence*











Big: FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROGGY!!11





Blain: Check your @$$, maybe Froggy got squished…











*long silence*











Big: FROGGGGGGGGGGGGGGY!!!!!1ONE

















They all ignored Big…











Rouge: So… Sonic…?





Sonic: Yeah…?





Rouge: Still got problems with Amy…?





Sonic: Why do you ask…? *looks down on Amy chained on Sonic’s leg*











Then Espio came in the garden a bit sobbing…











All: O_o





Knuckles: Espio! What’s wrong?!





Espio: Well… *sob* I saw a beautiful episode of Dr. Phil…





All: T_T





Espio: A father and his son got separated but they found each other after 2 hours! *sob sob*











Rouge: Don’t you think you guys should go to Dr. Phil one day…?





All: Why…? T_T





Rouge: You’re obsessed with stupid things!





All; Like what……………?





Rouge: Think about it… Amy is so obsessed with Sonic… Sonic is obsessed with chilidogs… Tails is a nerd… Knuckles is obsessed with his Master Emerald… Shadow with Maria… Espio with his stupid ninja tricks… and Big is obsessed with his froggy thing….











All: O_o





Knuckles: Well what about you…?





Rouge: Whadda mean?! O_o





Knuckles: Every time you see a jewel, you’re like, OMGWTFROFL JEWEL!!!!!1





Rouge: O_o











Shadow is still sitting on the roof…











Shadow: You know guys… I’ve heard the whole thing… Maybe this isn’t such a bad idea…











Shadow jumps down from the roof, but got stuck with his foot in the drainpipe, tumbling off the roof and falls on the ground…











All: LMFAO!!!!





Shadow: Shut the frack up…











Sonic: Well… Maybe we should go and talk with Dr. Phil… O_o





Knuckles: Yeah! Then Shadow will stop doging about Maria and whining he hates humans and stuff!











Shadow: What…? >=(





Knuckles: I know that you hate humans!!!





Shadow: If you keep talking-





Knuckles: What about Maria?! Holy shoot! Drop it already! You’re so obsessed with her! *starts acting like Maria* OMG SHADOW!!!! SAVE ME FROM THOSE SCARY SOLDIERS!!! ALTHOUGH YOU’RE THE ULTIMATE LIFEFORM, YOU CANT EVEN SAVE ME!!!!!











Shadow: O_o





Knuckles: ^-^





Rouge: Go ahead Shadow…





Shadow: Thank you… *beats the crap outta Knuckles*





Sonic: I think only Shadow should be on the show…





All: Why…?





Sonic: Because he’s the craziest of us all!! O_o





Shadow: ……………………





Sonic: It’s true! O_o





Shadow: No… I’m not crazy… I’m being haunted by my cursed past… The things I went through… Horrible things… You know what’s it like to lose a friend…? You know what its like to have nobody around loving you…? With all those immorality and lost morals, I’m cursed… Cursed to live on like that forever…











All: O_o





Blain: Yeah… But you have me… And everybody else!





Shadow: Yeah… But somehow I can’t let it go…





Sonic: Don’t worry, we can do this! Together!!





Shadow: I don’t want to go to the show damnit!!!!











A few weeks later… The show was taped… and is now being aired on tv…











Blain: Guys its starting!!

















Tv: And here he is, ladies and gentlemen! The one… The only… Dr. Phil !











Dr. Phil walks on stage…











Dr. Phil: Yeah dog!!











Dr. Phil sits down in his chair…











Dr .Phil: Good evening… Ladies and gentlemen… Today, we have some guests, with some problems! ^_^











Then the introduction scene is popping up…











*dramatic piano song*











Shadow: Sonic keeps on telling me that I should go on the show, and talk about my problems! I don’t want any of that crap!! frack you Phil!!!











Then it’s switched over to Sonic…











Sonic: Shadow keeps on mumbling that he hates humans and stuff. He is also too obsessed with Maria… Please Dr. Phil, do something about it because its making me SO sick of hearing that crap everyday!!











Then the camera switch back to normal…











Dr. Phil: O_o





Shadow/Sonic: ^-^











Dr. Phil: I don’t see what the problem is… Because… Shadow said he didn’t wanted to be here… But you’re here now aren’t you…?











Sonic: Well Dr. Phil, if I may interrupt-





Dr. Phil: Hey dog!!! I wasn’t done talking!!





Sonic: O_o





Dr. Phil: So if I understand correctly, you have a problem with this… Maria girl…





Shadow: No…





Dr. Phil: Its ok… Tell us about it…











Shadow: *Sigh…* She was my only friend when I was onboard the space colony ARC… But then, Special Forces invaded the place and Maria got shot…











Dr. Phil: See… We’re making some progress! ^^





Shadow: Can I go home now…?





Dr. Phil: O_o





Shadow: ^-^





Dr. Phil: You may go home whenever I say so… Because… It’s MY show!!!





Shadow: O_o











Dr. Phil: So Sonic… what makes you think-





Sonic: Well I-





Dr. Phil: YOU’RE INTERRUPTING ME AGAIN!!!!!





Sonic: O_o





Dr. Phil: So… What makes you think Shadow as all these idea’s…?











*long silence*





Dr. Phil: You may talk now… T_T





Sonic: Oh, well… I don’t know really…





Dr. Phil: Well, that’s about it. After the break, we’ll be back!





Sonic: But Shadow’s problem isn’t solved yet!!!





Dr. Phil: Shut up!





Sonic: O_o











After the break…











Dr. Phil: We’re back…





Sonic: Yay!





Dr. Phil: Shut up!











Shadow: Well Sonic has a few problems too…





Sonic: O_o





Dr. Phil: I see… Go on…





Shadow: He things he’s acting cool… But infact he’s a loser… Who the hell says for a battle phrase “Lets blast through with Sonic speed!!” O_o











Dr. Phil: O_o











Shadow: It’s so fracking corny!! Atleast in my game, I’m acting cooler!





Sonic: Yeah, too bad you’re game got low ratings!! *lmao*





Shadow: Who said to Eggman “Hastala vista!! Mistah!!”?!! What the hell!!





Sonic: So what?! Who was it that said 400 times, “I got my own reasons… But I’m not going to tell you…”











Shadow: I DIDN’T GOT CREDIT IN “SONIC HEROES” FOR BASHING THE CRAP OUT OF METAL OVERLORD!! I THOUGHT WE BOTH WE’RE TURNING INTO OUR SUPER FORMS!!!











Sonic: So…?





Shadow: The only thing I did, was saying, “We’ll stall you some time, that way YOU can use you’re SUPER powers” What the hell?!!!! O_o











Sonic: Yeah… That sucked…











Dr. Phil: Eeh… Guys…?





Shadow/Sonic: WHAT?!!!





Dr. Phil: Its… MY show… I should do the talking… O_o





Shadow: The hell with this!! I’m going!











Shadow stands up, and the audience is shouting boo and stuff…











Audience: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! LOSER!!!





Shadow: YOU SONS A dogES!!!! *throws chair into audience*





Audience: O_ o











Shadow walks off stage…











Dr. Phil: Another happy client! ^_^





Sonic: Yeah…





Dr. Phil: By the way… I also got a letter saying that you too have to fix a problem… I can help you with that…











Sonic: From who…?





Dr. Phil: Let me check… *searches letter*





Sonic: O_o





Dr. Phil: Aah… I found it… *reads letter*











*long silence*











Dr. Phil: You know what I hate…?





Sonic: What…?





Dr. Phil: I hate it when people are stuffing so much fonts in ONE SINGLE WORD!!!!!! O_o











Sonic: O_o





Dr. Phil: This letter is from Amy, which she says that you don’t love he-





Sonic: AAAAAAAAAAAH!!! O_o *runs through stage*











Dr. Phil: Eeh… What the frack…?











Dr Phil: Well, before we go, I would like to say a wise statement that I always do… Eat one apple a day… otherwise you will turn bald… Goodnight everybody! ^^











Audience claps ofcourse… T_T

















Back to normal life…











All: O_o





Blain: Did it worked…? Talking to Dr. Phil…? 





Shadow: MARIAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! *sob sob*





Sonic: Guess not… O_o





Rouge: Well maybe you should try Oprah…











All: O_o











End! O_o

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