Chapter 4 - Quickie! - The best Sonic story ever!!1

Quickie! - The best Sonic story ever!!1












WARNING!!













CONTAINS LOTS AND LOTS OF RANDOM THINGS!!!













IQ MUST BE LOWER THEN 45!!













YOU NEED A SENSE OF HUMOUR!!













IF YOU DO NOT COMPLY WITH ANY OF THE ABOVE… THEN LEAVE NOW!!













LAST WARNING!!!












Shadow: Is it possible for you to shut the frack up for 10 seconds…?












OK I WILL SHUT UP!!!












Shadow: Thank you…











OH AND ONE MORE THING!!













Shadow: SHUT UP!!! frackING SHUT UP!! YOU’RE GETTING ON MY NERVES!!1











OKIEDOKIE!!!













Shadow: -_-‘

















*long silence*











Shadow: Pom pom pom…



























































Ok, for real now…












Once upon a time… There was a hedgehog…












Sonic: Yo!












And… His best friend Tails!











Tails: Hi!











Who is probably also his lover!












Tails: Wtf?! O_o











And one day… They set out to find the Chaos Emeralds!













Sonic: What are we doing…?





Tails: We’re looking for the Chaos Emeralds!





Sonic: Why!?





Tails: I don’t know!





Sonic: Oh…











Then suddenly… They see a red Echidna!













Knuckles: Hey Sonic, hi Tails!





Sonic: Hey!





Tails: Hey Knuckles!











But it’s an evil Echidna!













Knuckles: OMG I’M EVIL!!!1





Sonic: No you’re not…





Knuckles: YES I AM!!! THE NARRATOR SAYS SO!!!











But it turned out that he’s not evil! ^^













Knuckles: Yes!!











No wait… He is evil!













Knuckles: O_o





Well ok, maybe not that evil… but-













Knuckles: Make up you’re mind!











Ok… He’s not that evil…












Knuckles: Thanks ^^











And he like to punch things!













Knuckles: I like to punch things!

















And then some stuff happens…













Tails: Guys… Some stuff is happening!





Sonic: OMG ITS… ITS…





Knuckles: A FAT GUY WITH A MUSTANG!!!! OH GOD WHY?!!!





Tails: Don’t you mean moustache…?





Knuckles: Yeah… Whatever you say…











And then the fat moustache guy stole the emeralds which they didn’t even had!!!













Eggman: MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!1 *lmfao*





Sonic/Knuckles/Tails: O_o











Tails: You’re going to pay for this Eggman!! *slaps Eggman with his tail*











Eggman: You’ve won this time Tails!! Next time you won’t be so lucky!! MWUAHA!!












And they were like…













Sonic: Hey guys! Let’s have a barbeque! Nothing bad is gonna happen today!











And so… They had a barbeque…













Sonic: HAMBURGERS!!!!1





Tails; OMG YAYNESS!!11OMGWTFBBQ!!1











Then… Shadow shows up…













Sonic: OMG!!1 ITS SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG!!1





Shadow: Hey guys…





Tails; SHADOW JUST ROBBED THE FEDERAL BANK!!1





Shadow: No I didn’t… O_o





Knuckles: OMG YES YOU DID!!!1





Shadow: What the hell are you guys doing…?





Sonic: Having a barbeque…





Shadow: Can I join…?





Sonic: O_o





Shadow: ^^





Sonic: OMG NO YOU WILL NOT!!





Shadow: Aawh… Why not?! =(





Sonic: Because… You’re an evil hedgehog…





Knuckles: Who just robbed the federal bank!!!1











Shadow: Fine… If I cant join… THEN NO ONE WILL JOIN!!!!





Sonic: That’s ok by me, no one else is in the story!!











Then suddenly Amy, Big, Cream, Espio, Vector, Charmy, Rouge, Chris, Blain and Omega fall from the sky…











All: O_o











All: HELLO!!1











Shadow: Yeah… Where was I…? Ah yeah… Witness my true power…





Sonic: No! ^^





Shadow: Whadda ya mean, No?!





Sonic: I’m not witnessing your power!





Shadow: O_o





Sonic: ^^





Shadow: Well I-





Sonic: HUFFELPUFF!!!!





Shadow: O_o





Sonic: ^^











It’s time for me to say something again… Well… Shadow backs off because he’s scared of Sonic… But then…











Shadow: Holy frack!! It’s Eggman!!!





Sonic: He stole my hamburger!!!





Knuckles: THAT SON OF A dog!!!! O_o











And Eggman got away again…













Sonic: Guys! I have no other option! I have to retrieve my hamburger from Eggman! Its dangerous! And I may not return!!











Shadow: I’m going too…





Sonic: Ok… Knuckles! Good luck with your Master Emerald! *punches Knuckles*











Sonic: Tails! You’ve always been a good friend! *punches Tails*





Shadow: Can we go now…?





Sonic: Yeah sure.. T_T











And so… THEY HEADED FOR EGGMANS SECRET BASE!!!!1













Sonic: Here it is!!1





Shadow: Eggman…





Eggman: O_o





Shadow: Give back the hamburger you fat son of a dog…





Eggman: Its already eaten!











Sonic: Clever bastard!!!











All: O_o











Sonic: Never mind… T_T












Eggman: SHADOW!!! YOU’RE AN ANDROID!!!!





Shadow: No I’m not!





Eggman: OMG YES YOU ARE!!! *throws water on Shadow*





Shadow: T_T











And they started to kick Eggmans @$$!!!1 They got back…













Sonic: Sorry guys… no… no hamburger…











Knuckles: HEY LOOK!!! THE CHAOS EMERALDS!!!1





Tails: WE FOUND THEM!!!





Knuckles: No… I did…





Tails: Aawh…











*long silence*











Knuckles: So now what…?





Sonic: LETS LOSE THEM AGAIN TO LOOK FOR THE FOR THE 78^TH TIME!!!!





All: YAY!!11











Shadow: *Cough* Okay… I will never… ever… do that again… T_T











THE END!!!!1

















Back to reality…











*long silence*











Blain: Eehm… Sonic…?





Sonic: YEAH?!!





Blain: YOU will never… EVER… tell a campfire story again…





Sonic: Aawh…

















The real end… O_o

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