Chapter 14 - Lost… O_o ( The completed one )

Lost… O_o ( The completed one )

Dedicated to my good friend Flashthehedgehog!

Blain: Guys! Lost is starting!!
Shadow: Oh goodie!! ^-^

They all sit around the TV like a bunch of zombies…

Tv: And now… Lost…

All: ^-^
Tv: Previously… On Lost…

Jack: OMG!! We’re Lost!!

*dramatic reverb*

Locke: OH NOES!!! IT’S TEH POL4RBE4R!!1
Jack: RUN LOCKE!!
Locke: I CANT RUN ASSHOLE!! IM IN A WHEELCHAIR!!
Jack: …………………………… Good point………
Polar Bear: Blergh!! Locke: EEEEEEP!! O_o

Tv: And now, WE will continue… Lost…

All: O_o
Tv: We interrupt this program for a special announcement! Jack and Locke got Lost and cant be found. The directors and producers are looking for them high and low and we will update you as soon as we found them. Until then, we need replacing actors.

All: O_o
Shadow: What the hell?!

TV: Due to highly recommendation, we chose Shadow T. Hedgehog and Sonic T. Hedgehog as replacing actors. We don’t know why, but Shadow and Sonic fans around the world demand that they replace there roles. There, I’ve said it, now get that gun out of my face!

Shadow fan: ^-^

Shadow: O_o
Sonic: Cool! I get to play as Locke!!
Shadow: O_o

Tv: We advise to Sonic and Shadow to get here immediately, because Shadow fans threaten to blow up the tv station!!!!

And so… They got to the TV station… ^-^



Producer: Stick with the lines and everything should be ok!
Shadow: So who am I playing…?
Sonic: I wanna be Locke! I love his wheelchair!!
Shadow: I’m gonna be Jack!
Producer: Ok, We’ll put you inside a random airplane and you will crash on a random island…

Sonic: Ok, let’s do it!
Producer: The airplane is over there!
Sonic/Shadow: O_o

The guys see a Boeing 747 JumboJet with “CrashDive Airlines” on it, ready for takeoff…



Shadow: Eeh…

Meanwhile, on a random exotic island filled with scary shoot…



Hurley: We’ve been starving for days…
Sayid: Yup…
Hurley: There’s no more food left…
Sayid: Yup…
Hurley: We have to start eating the cat then…
Sayid: I’ll go get the taco chips!
Hurley: Wait! What’s that?!
Sayid: Oh God… Not another airplane…

The airplane crashed… Sonic and Shadow got out…



Hurley: Yay!
Sonic/Shadow: O_o
Hurley: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!
Shadow: Oh God… I died and I’m in Hell…
Sonic: Nope… This is reality dog…
Shadow: Damnit…

Then suddenly Hurley runs towards them and starts nibbling on Sonic…



Sonic: Dude! Let go of my shoes!!
Sayid: Welcome…
Shadow: Huh…?
Sayid: *slaps Hurley* Let go of him! He’s our guest!
Hurley: But I’m hungry!
Sayid: By the look of that stomach of yours, you’re always hungry!
Hurley: Yes… Yes I am…
Sayid: O_o
Sonic/Shadow: O_o
Hurley: ^-^
Shadow: Right... So where are we...?
Sayid: I don’t know…
Sonic: So how long have you guys been stuck here…?
Sayid: About 32 episodes…
Shadow: Right… So whats first…
Sayid: Who are you guys?!
Shadow: We are replacing Locke and Jack! ^-^
Sayid: Right… They got Lost…
Sonic: Just like the title of the show!
Shadow: T_T *slaps Sonic*
Sayid/Hurley : O_o
Shadow: ^-^
Hurley: So what are your names…?
Shadow: Shadow…
Hurley: No it isn’t… It’s Jack from now on!
Sonic: I’m Locke!
Hurley: No your not… Its Melissa now!
Sonic: O_o
Sayid: Right… Let’s go back to the others…

And so… They got to the others…



Sayid: HELLO!!!!
All: O_o
Hurley: Check it out! We’ve got foooooooooood!!
Shadow/Sonic: O_o
All: O_o

And then everyone started to walk slowly towards Sonic and Shadow...



All: Foooooooooooooooooooooood……………………
Shadow: Dude! I’m too handsome to be eaten!
Sonic: O_o
Shadow: What…? I’ve got more fangirls then you…
Sayid: Everyone, SHUT UP!!
All: O_o
Sayid: These are our guests…
Kate: But I’m hungry!
Sayid: There’s a Burger King 10 miles north!!
All: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!1 *runs away*
Sayid: Listen up…
Shadow/Sonic: O_o
Sayid: We have to look for Locke and Jack…
Shadow: Why?
Sayid: *slaps Shadow* Because, once there found, you guys can get off this island… We can can go too… You are our tickets out of here!

Shadow: Why…?
Sayid: *slaps Shadow again* Because it’ll be the end of season 2…
Shadow: Why?
Sayid: T_T *slaps Shadow again*
Shadow: Why?!
Sayid: *Slaps him again*
Sonic: I think you broke him…
Shadow: Why…?
Sonic: T_T *punches Shadow*

Sayid: And away we go!
Shadow: To Burger King!
Sayid: No… To look for Jack and Locke… T_T
Shadow: shoot…

And so… THEY WENT INTO THE SCARY JUNGLE WITHOUT FOOD!!1

Few hours later…

Shadow: Whoa… What’s that…?
Sonic: A CHAIR WITH WHEELS!! HOW DO THEY COME UP WITH THAT STUFF?!!

Shadow: It’s called a wheelchair dumbass…
Sayid: It’s from Locke! O_o
Sonic: How do you know?!
Sayid: It says on the side… “Locke’s wheelchair. Do not nick. Batteries not included”

Sonic: WHEEEEEEE!!1 *runs to the wheelchair*
Sayid: What’s wrong with him…?
Shadow: He thinks he’s Locke…

Sayid and Shadow both look at Sonic, sitting in the wheelchair screaming “vroom vroom”… T_T



Sayid/Shadow: T_T

???: Denham!! Hayes?! JIMMY?! Where are you?! I THINK I JUST HEARD KONG!! WE HAVE TO RESCUE ANN!!

Sayid: Huh?!
Shadow: Who’s there?!
Jack: IT’S ME!! JACK!!
Sonic: Hey!! It’s Jack!!

Sonic races off with his wheel chair while Sayid and Shadow look baffled to each other…



Sonic: MEEP!!
Jack: O_o
Sonic: ^-^
Shadow: Jack!!
Sayid: You’re not Jack…
Jack: I am Jack!!
Sayid: No your not…
Jack: YES I AM!! I’M JACK DRISCOLL, THE FAMOUS SCENARIO WRITER AND-

Sayid: Wait…Jack Driscoll…?
Jack: Yeah…
Sayid: From King Kong…?
Jack: Yeah…
Sayid: Sorry, wrong set buddy… Find your own exotic island with scary shoot on it…

Jack: You mean this isn’t Skull Island…?
Sayid: Nope…

*long silence*

Jack: Damn…
Shadow: Right… Moving on…

Meanwhile… On the other side of the island…



Jack: We’re safe for now!
Locke: Yeah!
Jack: Look… Another polar bear!
Locke: Crap… We need to distract him…
Jack: What are you talking about?! Polar bears are foolish!
Polar bear: Bleeeergh!!
Jack: OMG!! We need to kill him!!
Locke: How?!
Jack: With your… Eehm……… eeeh…………………………… Awesome powers!!
Locke: I don’t have any…
Jack: Then we are already doomed…

Then suddenly the polar bear exploded…



Locke/Jack: O_o
Shadow: HELLO!!! ^-^
Locke: Right… And who the hell are you…?
Shadow: Jack replacing actor…
Jack: How did you find us?!
Shadow: Well it started back on Space Colony ARK, where I was-
Sonic: *slaps Shadow* T_T
Locke: Can I have my wheelchair back now…?
Sonic: But… I love your wheelchair…
Locke: So do I!
Sonic: Why!?
Locke: It keeps me going!
Sonic: O_o

And so… They finally headed back to the others…



Shadow: Found them!
Hurley: Great! Let’s eat them!
All: YAY!!
Sonic/Shadow: O_o

Then suddenly a helicopter landed on the beach and Sonic and Shadow were told to get in…



Jack: What?!
Sayid: What about us?!
Sonic: SORRY GUYS!!
Shadow: YOU ALL SIGNED A CONTRACT FOR SEASON 3 OF LOST!!!
All: O_o
Sonic/Shadow: LATER!!

And… The helicopter flew off…



Sayid: Oh for the sake of frack…

Two weeks later…



Sayid: Sayid’s diary… Date: Unknown… We’ve been stuck here for a while now… People are at the end of there strength… It should be all over soon…

Then suddenly he sees a strange guy walking on the beach, placing a towel on the sand and opens a coolbox. He gets a sandwich and can of Coca Cola and drinks it.



Guy: Nice day isn’t it?!
Sayid: O_o

Locke: You know…?
Jack: What…?
Locke: Something tells me that we should have explored the island when we first got here…


End! O_o

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