Chapter 31 - RRTS Field Manual: Lesson 2 - Hand to Handgun combat
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Chapter 31 - RRTS Field Manual: Lesson 2 - Hand to Handgun combat
Chapter 31 - RRTS Field Manual: Lesson 2 - Hand to Handgun combat
RRTS Field Manual – Lesson 2
Hello! And welcome to another lesson of the Rapid Response Tactical Squad Field manual. This time, we’re teaching you Hand-to-Handgun combat!
Hand-to-Handgun combat. Lesson 2.
Now, if you’re being threatened by a handgun, there isn’t much you can do. However, you can quickly disarm your opponent by using the standard tactics.
Step 1: Reason with your opponent for not taking drastic measurements.
Step 2: Make sure he drops his weapon!
Step 3: Secure the firearm!
Summary: Reason, drop, secure!
Easy as one two three isn’t it? Yes. It is. Don’t argue with me. This is how the RRTS would do.
Step 1: Reason with your opponent!
Step 2: If not complied, kick him in the nuts or any vital parts!
Step 3: Make sure he’s down on the ground!
Step 4: Pretend to be a plastic surgeon and rebuild his face with your fists!
Step 5: If he still isn’t dead, grab his handgun and shoot an entire clip empty on his face!
Step 6: Yell at your opponent. Say something tough like, “I EAT BASTARDS LIKE YOU FOR BREAKFAST!!1”
Summary: Reason, kick, ground, plastic surgeon, handgun!
This concludes our lesson for today. Join me next time on the RRTS Field Manual! And yes, saying “I eat bastards like you for breakfast!!1” is tough!
Blain.
Hello! And welcome to another lesson of the Rapid Response Tactical Squad Field manual. This time, we’re teaching you Hand-to-Handgun combat!
Hand-to-Handgun combat. Lesson 2.
Now, if you’re being threatened by a handgun, there isn’t much you can do. However, you can quickly disarm your opponent by using the standard tactics.
Step 1: Reason with your opponent for not taking drastic measurements.
Step 2: Make sure he drops his weapon!
Step 3: Secure the firearm!
Summary: Reason, drop, secure!
Easy as one two three isn’t it? Yes. It is. Don’t argue with me. This is how the RRTS would do.
Step 1: Reason with your opponent!
Step 2: If not complied, kick him in the nuts or any vital parts!
Step 3: Make sure he’s down on the ground!
Step 4: Pretend to be a plastic surgeon and rebuild his face with your fists!
Step 5: If he still isn’t dead, grab his handgun and shoot an entire clip empty on his face!
Step 6: Yell at your opponent. Say something tough like, “I EAT BASTARDS LIKE YOU FOR BREAKFAST!!1”
Summary: Reason, kick, ground, plastic surgeon, handgun!
This concludes our lesson for today. Join me next time on the RRTS Field Manual! And yes, saying “I eat bastards like you for breakfast!!1” is tough!
Blain.
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ShadowsGirlfriend1_0 on July 4, 2007, 10:05:20 AM
Flashthehedgehog on July 3, 2007, 8:20:55 PM
Classic, will do sir
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Now I shall become a plastic surgeon for unsuspecting peoples! MUAHAHA!!XP