Chapter 32 - Unfinished stories... Part deux

Hooray! Found 2 other stories that never got completed! I was trying to remake the old ones in a new jacket, but never got to finish it due to writersblock… So, enjoy whatever is left of it!





Mobius’ Army…



Few years after the war… I thought I’ve seen it all… The unimaginable events of war… Yet, it was about to get worse… On a dark, cold night… My worst fear became true…



Kids: *rings doorbell*
Blain: *opens door*
Kids: TRICK OR TREAT!!!1

Yes... A bunch of kids doing trick or treat… I was just standing there, looking terrified at them… Every single one of them stared at me… At that point, I got pushed away by Shadow seeing as I was too scared to do anything…



Shadow: Aw look at you little bastards!! YOU’RE SO ADORABLE!!!1
Kids: Thank you sir!
Shadow: SONIC!! TAKE A LOOK AT HOW CUTE THESE LITTLE MOTHERfrackERS ARE!!!

Sonic: *peeks corner* Yup, those are some adorable sons a doges!!
Shadow: Damn right, here you go kids! *passes out candy*
Kids: Thank you!
Shadow: Oh wait! You’re gonna love this! I hired a mummy for the holiday feeling!
Kids: O_o
Shadow: MUMMY!!!1
Mummy: Blergh!
Shadow: GET YOUR @$$ OVER HERE!!!1
Mummy: Blargh!
Shadow: Dance for these kids mummy!
Mummy: BLEEERGH!!!1
Shadow: I.. said… DANCE!!!
Mummy: *dances*
Shadow: You call that dancing?!1
Mummy: BLERGH!!!1
Shadow: YOU SHUT YOUR dog MOUTH!!!1 *slaps mummy*
Sonic: Dude, what the hell is going on?!
Shadow: Mummy here wont put his heart into the art of the dance!!!
Sonic: fracking lazy @$$ mummy…

Shadow: NOW YOU GET YOUR OVERLY BANDAGED @$$ UP OFF THE FLOOR AND ENTERTAIN THESE NICE CHILDEREN!!!1

Frankenstein: Bwaa!!
Shadow: DON’T YOU BE SASSING ME FRANKENSTEIN!!!
Sonic: Dude, he’s Frankenstein’s monster…
Shadow: … Don’t you be sassing me Frankenstein’s monster!!
Werewolf: Rar!
Shadow: DON’T EVEN OPEN YOUR MOUTH!!!1
Werewolf: Daw…
Shadow: Now get your furry @$$ back in the kitchen!!
Sonic: Hey I made some more candy!
Shadow: Goodnight kids!!1 *slams door*

Kid: What the frack…

Shadow was high on sugar… At that point… I realized… Something had to be done… Against the kids doing trick or treat… I was the only one realizing the dangers of what these kids could do… That night, I went for a walk through town… What I saw was horrible… Small kids beating up old grannies for some candy… Everything was coming back… I knew what I had to do… I had to… I had no choice… Mobius was in need of an army, and I was the one forming it… I placed an advertisement in the newspaper and the next day, a few people reported on the grass plains…


Big: Duuuuuh…
Blain: …
Big: Private Froggy reporting for duty ma’am!
Blain: You fat frack…
Big: Oh yeah, and private Big too!
Blain: You’re too fat!!
Big: But we really, really really want to!
Blain: You do huh? Tell that to me when you have bullets whizzing by your head, you overgrown fat bunghole.

Big: Now you’re just making fun of my weight! I don’t like that!!
Blain: Big, it’s called a joke, come on, smile! It’s a joke!
Big: *smiles*
Blain: You fat country matters.
Big: O_o



The assasination squad...



One day… The crew sits outside…



Sonic: Hey…
Shadow: What…?
Sonic: Blain looks fustrated…
Shadow: What makes you think that…?

They all look at Blain who’s being poked by Cream…



Cream: Heehee! ^-^ *pokes*
Blain: …
Cream: Heehee! ^-^ *pokes*
Blain: …
Cream: Heehee! ^-^ *pokes*
Blain: Hey Cream…?
Cream: Yeeeeeeeeeeesh…? Blain: You wanna play astronaut…?
Cream: Oh yes please!!
Blain: HERE’S YOUR HELMET!!! *shoves plastic bag over Creams head*

Cream: NJuumjuujmhf!!1
Blain: Get ready for lift off!! *throws Cream in the air*
Cream: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!1
Blain: *sees Cream landing on the ground* Houston… We have a problem… *giggles*


Sonic: See…?
Shadow: Yeah… I think he’s bored…
Sonic: Poor Cream…
Shadow: That guy has a sense of humor though…
Sonic: True…

*long silence*

Sonic: Weeeeeeeeeeeeell…
Shadow: What?!
Sonic: He doesn’t have anything to do… Wait. What’s he doing?
Shadow: He’s… Cleaning his guns…?
Sonic: For what?

Then suddenly, shots are heard and the sound of a dieing antelope…



Blain: Who’s hungry?

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