Chapter 33 - Randomness at its best...

Randomness at its best… >w<
Just some random small things. Enjoy! >w<


Anaya: But Blain, I don’t want you to go to war!!! I, I, I, I, I , I, I just can't. I won't!!! WEE-OOH, WEE-OOH!!!! Stay, stay and live, live a life with me. WEE-OOH!!!!1 Wee-Ohh Wee-Ohh Wee-Ohh-Wee!



Blain: Look Anaya, those curly things in your hair make me so hot, I can't think straight!!!



Knuckles: I'm a man, too, you know! I go pee pee standing up!!

Sonic: Killing is wrong and bad. There should be a new, stronger word for killing. Like badwrong, or badong. Yes!!! Killing is badong!!! From this moment, I will stand for the opposite of killing: gnodab!!!


Robotnik: Take a close look. 'Cause I rule, baby!!1
Shadow: And who do you rule, the large-dark-nipple people?!!

Blain: What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee chord? My @$$. Nyah, haha, haha, haha!


Rebel: *sings* Chicken go cluck-cluck, cow go moo. Piggy go oink-oink, how bout you? *hears sound in bushes*

Jasco: Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
Blain: I’M JUST A BIRDIE TOO!!!
Rebel: *Continues singing* Lemur go pff-pff, Ostrich go baah. Koala go- *gets shot*

Blain: Nice one…
Jasco: Yup…

Jasco: I'll take a pound of nuts.

Shop Keeper: THAT’S A LOT OF NUTS!!!! THAT’LL BE 4 BUCKS BABY, YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?!!!1


Finitevus: I am a great magician!! Now your clothes are red!! Bwahhahaha!!


Jasco: Blain… I’v-I’ve been shot…

Blain: Oh frack, where?!!

Jasco: Pretty mu-much around the b-big bloody spot…



Robotnik: MY NIPPLES LOOK LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK DUDS!!!1

Jasco: Pay no attention to Cyrus, we purposely trained him wrong... as a joke… >w<



Jasco: Ok, listen up. The extraction point is few clicks north west. We’re gonna be picked up by an APC. Do you understand?

Blain: *nods yes* No I don’t understand…
Jasco: *slaps Blain*

Jasco: I’ll kill you dead!!!



Amy/Rouge/Cream: One...!!! of us...!! is wearing...!! a push-up bra!!! It's lacy and cute!!!

Jasco: I have been called bad before. Many say that I’m killing people just for the hell of it. I don't believe this. I’m a nice wolf, with happy feelings, all the time for fracks sake!!!



Blain: A kilt?! But that would just look stupid and leave my small, sensitive balls completely exposed!!

Shadow: I really like the band N-Sync. My favorite member is Harpo. I think there's a Harpo. If not there should be. I will write their next hit, maybe 'A boom-boom chiky chiky boom-boom a boom-boom chiky chaka chaka cho cho.'


Rebel1: *hanging upside down and sings in a grim mood* We are both Red Faction rebels but now we're upside down… I swing a bit more…

Rebel2: I swing a bit less…

Espio: Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata!! Hiding amongst the candy! Hoping the kids don't break through with the stick!



Jasco: I THINK MY FINGERS ARE JEALOUS ON MY TOES BECAUSE MY FINGERS CAN POINT AT THINGS!!!


Blain: Ok, so here were my options. (a), quickly duck left, dodge the rebel and take him out with a shot to the head, or (b), get shot in the chest, roll on the ground and die.



*Blain gets shot*



Blain: Hmm, should have gone with option (a)…



Jasco: He was my father my entire life, we were friends, I loved him, and now he's dead! Except for his hair and nails… Dead!! Waaaah!!!

End! O_o

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