Chapter 35 - Unfinished stories... Part drei

Ok, well, found some more… -_-‘


The beach.



Summer broke down on Mobius… And it’s really hot lately… So one day…



Blain: Amy…? Can I ask you something?
Amy: Sure! What is it?
Blain: How long have you been wearing that skirt?
Amy: Eh… To be honest, I don’t know. I’ve been wearing it my entire life! ^^
Blain: Ok and… You do realize that every time you bent over, we can see your @$$ right?

Amy: … Only Sonic is supposed to look at that.
Blain: Amy… Sonic is never gonna fall for ya… Believe me, I’m doing you a favor.
Amy: What makes you think that?! *looks pissed*
Blain: BECAUSE WE CAN SEE YOU’RE shoot STAINED UNDERWEAR EVERY TIME YOU BENT OVER!!!! DO US A frackING FAVOR AND CHANGE FOR frackS SAKE!!!1

Amy: O_o

And she ran away yelling her lungs out… Sonic and Shadow came standing next to me…



Sonic: So… How’d she take it?
Blain: Good… You know Sonic?
Sonic: What?
Blain: I feel sorry for you.
Sonic: … Thanks.
Shadow: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!111
All: O_o
Shadow: Sorry, I just had to yell.
Blain: Shadow….?
Shadow: Yeah?
Blain: Shut the hell up.
Shadow: Right-o.

So afterwards, the three of us proceeded to the backyard. Rouge was sunbathing in a bikini…



Rouge: Hey guys!
Knuckles: Humina humina humina humina humina humina humina humina humina!!!1
Blain: ‘Sup…
Rouge: Hey eh… Anyone want to go to the beach? It’s so hot lately…
Blain: Be-Beach?!! O_o

Sonic: Yeah sure!
Shadow: … Ok…
Knuckles: Humina humina humina humina humina humina humina humina humina!!!1
Amy: HOORAY!!!!1
Cream: … Whoopee!!
Rouge: … What’s wrong with you? *pokes Blain*
Blain: O_o

I never said that I don’t like the beaches. The last time I was on a beach, it wasn’t exactly what you call fun…



Blain: Eh… No thanks?
Sonic: Aw come on!! It’ll be great!! I’m gonna drown Shadow!
Shadow: I’ll just get a tan…
Sonic: But, you’re already black!!
Shadow: But that’s racist!!!!
Knuckles: I’m gonna pretend I’m a mermaid! ^-^
All: O_o
Knuckles: What?! Mommy always said I was a pretty mermaid…
Blain: Oh yeah? Well you’re mommy is a fracking retard…
Rouge: What the hell is wrong with you?!
Blain: NOTHING!!! GET OFF MY frackING BACK!!!1 *shifty eyes*

Knuckles: Blain, you seriously need to control you vocabulary.
Blain: My voca-whattus?
Knuckles: Vocabulary. You can’t even say something without using the F word!!
Blain: …
Knuckles: That’s good…

*long silence*

Blain: fracking asshat…
Rouge: Sooooooo… Are we going?!
All: YES!!!1 >w<
Blain: But-

I didn’t even have a vote. And still, I was outnumbered… I got dragged along with them. They didn’t trust me when I was home alone. For some reason, every time I was home alone, all the potato chips were gone. I always said a giant leprechaun caught me by surprise and tried saving the potato chips. Worked for the first few times but I think they know that I always ate those chips. So, I got dragged by the others to the beach… Forty minutes later…



Sonic: HERE WE ARE!!! THE BEACH!!!1
Blain: Whoopee…
Knuckles: I’m going for a swim!
Amy: Me too! I’ll go on ahead! Sonic, look at my @$$!
All: NO!!!!1
Amy: … Hmpf…

So I took out a towel and placed it on the sand. I lie down and closed my eyes… Guess this aint so bad after all…



Cream: MR BLAIN!!! MR BLAIN!!! MR BLAIN!!!!

… Guess I spoke to soon…


Cream: Look!

I opened my eyes and saw Cream with an innertube shaped like a duck…



Cream: Isn’t he the cutest duck you ever saw!!
Blain: Yes… Now get lost on the ocean.
Cream: He’s sooooooo cute!! *pets duck’s head*
Blain: … That’s nice… *closes eyes*
Cream: I’m gonna call him Mr Quackie!! Hello Mr Quackie! How are you doing today?! Blain: *puts up duck voice* Cream! Leave Blain alone!
Cream: Haha! Did you hear it!? He spoke!
Blain: That was me…
Cream: No it wasn’t! I love you Mr Quackie!
Blain: *puts up duck voice again: I fracking hate you Cream!
Cream: Such potty mouth Mr Quackie! Go and apologize!!
Blain: …
Cream: Well?!

So at that point… I got a little bit ticked off… I ripped the duck’s head off…



Cream: O.o
Blain: There.
Cream: But…
Blain: Now swim like you mean it!
Cream: You killed Mr Quackie!!!
Blain: Yeah… I know…
Cream: I HATE YOU!!!!1

And she ran away crying… Rouge was lying next to me… She takes off her sunglasses and looked at me…



Rouge: You could also tell her to go away you know…
Blain: Yeah… There’s no subtle way for me to tell things I guess…

I looked at the distance and saw the others swimming in the sea… Sonic was hesitating to go in the sea… Knuckles and Shadow got a cheeky look on there faces…



Sonic: I don’t know about this guys… It looks dangerous…
Knuckles/Shadow: … >=)
Sonic: What?
Knuckles: SPLASH HIM!!!!1

So they splashed water on Sonic… Sonic was screaming like a dog and tried running up the beach again, but Knuckles grabbed one of his legs so that he tripped and fell down. He got dragged in the sea.



Sonic: GAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!1 I’M MELTING!!!!1
Shadow: DROWN HIM!!!!

So they jumped on him and they are holding his head under water… Sonic splashed around and managed to grab a fish. He then smacks Shadow and Knuckles with the fish



Sonic: I CURSE SWEDISH FISH ON YOU!!!1
Knuckles: HOLY shoot!!!!1 *gets K.O’d by fish*
Shadow: OW!!!! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!1
Sonic: … *looks at fish* It’s a fish.
Shadow: … What kind of fish?
Sonic: The ones that swim.
Shadow: Let’s drown him!
Sonic: Yeah!!!

So they hold the fish under water until it drowned… Ten minutes later…



Sonic: I don’t think he’s dead yet…
Shadow: Let’s kick it.
Sonic: … ‘K…

So they got ready to kick it. They ran up the beach and played… Football…



Shadow: HIKE!! 32!!! 12!!!! 34879497827283!!!!
Sonic: HUT!!!!
Shadow: KICK IT!!!1

And Sonic kicked the fish… It goes… Very far in the ocean.



Shadow: Thanks a lot dumb @$$, now we can’t kick it anymore.

I saw the two of them looking sneaky at Cream, who was playing with Cheese with a ball… So… I decided to play to… I went up to her…



Blain: Creeeeeeeaaaaaaam……?
Cream: WHAT THE frack DO YOU WANT?!!!!!1
Blain: O_o
Cream: SPEAK UP!!!!!1
Blain: Can I eh… Borrow your ball…?
Cream: frack OFF!!!!1

So at that point, I snatched Cheese.



Blain: YO!! We got a ball!!
Cheese: Chao chao chao asshole chao!!!

I threw Cheese at Sonic, who kicked him… In the ocean as well…



Shadow: DAMN IT SONIC!!!!
Sonic: What?!
Blain: Don’t worry, we still got a ball…

Cream was clamping on the ball and hissing. She wouldn’t let go. So, I picked her up and… threw her towards Shadow, who kicked her in the ocean as well…



Shadow: Whoot! Ten points!!
Sonic: You asshat… Cream was still clamping on the ball!!!
Shadow: Oh… Sorry…
Sonic: No, I mean, we don’t have anything to kick now!!

Blain the guard. ( couldn’t think of a better title )

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