Chapter 6 - All hail king Elise!! XD
Submitted August 4, 2008 Updated March 8, 2009 Status Incomplete | Sonic and the gang need to find the Chaos Emeralds to save the universe from total chaos. On the way, they are tangled in a lot of random situations and meet characters they've never seen before... RANDOMNESS!!!1 8D
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Chapter 6 - All hail king Elise!! XD
Chapter 6 - All hail king Elise!! XD
ONCE UPON A frackING TIME....!!!! Everyone not on the road trip is still at home... Like the losers they are…
Cream: I am not a loser...
Tails: Yeah, what she said…
Amy: We’re getting closer to our goal… I can feel it…
Vanilla: … We didn’t even get out of the garden yet!!
All: … Oh.
Meanwhile… Back at the Black Pearl… Knuckles is on the phone… Don’t ask how they got a phone though…
Shadow: Who’s Knuckles talking to…?
Sonic: The doctor. He kept on complaining his belly hurts and stuff.
Knuckles: My belly hurts! …… Stomach ache?! …… Is it deadly…? ……… Aah, I see, so it isn’t an evil space alien that crawled inside my head and is hatching in my belly so that one day, he can take over the planet…? …… Ooooh… I see… Thanks doc…
Rouge: When you’re as lonely as Knuckles, you’re getting paranoid.
Sonic: … Yeah.
Shadow: How are the others doing…? Tala and Nicole still rat-arsed?
Nicole: STAY THE frack AWAY FROM ME!!!! >_<
Shadow: … O_o *backs away slowly*
Sonic: … And still drunk… O_o
Blain: Look out below!!!!
And as they all looked up, they noticed Blain and Lara descending by a parachute and they make a perfect landing on deck of the Black Pearl…
Sparrow: Welcome back…
Blain: Aye capt’n. Look what I got! *gets out Chaos Emerald*
All: … Two chaos emeralds!!
Blain: It’s actually a strange thing, because the voice over thingy didn’t mention we acquired two of the seven Chaos Emeralds…
Voice over: You’ve acquired a Chaos Emerald!!
Blain: … It’s a little too late to say that now, huh?
Voice over: … No, because it’s still in you’re possession. Gimme a break here, guys…
Blain: … M’kay…
Lara: Why is that black hedgehog all alone, by himself…?
Sonic: Because eh… He’s all angsty and emo and shoot…
Lara: … I’m gonna talk to him.
Sonic: Don’t… Don’t… Don’t… Don- Oh dear God, she’s talking to him…
Lara: What’s wrong?
Shadow: Leave me alone…
Lara: …
Shadow: You’re so persistent. Ok, I’ll tell you…
Lara: …
Shadow: … I had a… A… A really harsh youth…
Lara: You did huh…?
Shadow: *sighs* Yeah… My… My best friend Maria… I saw how she died… I… I witnessed how they brutally killed her… It still pains me… It’s haunting me…
Lara: Yeah… I know what you mean… A friend of mine and my parents died too… You wanna talk about it…?
Shadow: My creator… He was… He was cruel…
Lara: … Go on…
Shadow: … He used to dress me up in a banana suit and made me suck corncobs out of his asshole… I… Oh God… The horror…
All: O_o
Sonic: … shoot… No wonder he’s all emo and angsty…
Lara: … *backs away slowly*
Tia Dalma: *poof*
All: O_o
Tia Dalma: Oh Wiiiiiiiill!!
Will: Oh dear God!!! *hides*
Rouge: Oh, there’s that mystical voodoo lady again.
Tia Dalma: We be jammin’ mohn! What ees eet tat choo wont…?
Rouge: Next Chaos Emerald…?
Tia Dalma: Lemme tink…
All: …
Tia Dalma: Legend sayz tat the king of Soleana has one in his possession…
Sonic: Great! Let’s go!
Tia Dalma: But eet eez a place where you can not go…
All: …
Shadow: What the hell are you talking about…?
Tia Dalma: … I sense the gems you are looking for are scattered throughout time and dimension…
Sonic: Wh-wh-What?!!! O_o
Tia Dalma: *nods*
Sonic: But!! What about these two?!!
Tia Dalma: … The Chaos Emerald you recovered from Japan is a fake…
Shadow: It is…?
Tia Dalma: Yeeesh…
Shadow: I don’t believe it. Gimme.
Blain: *tosses Emerald to Shadow*
Shadow: … CHAOS!!!! CONTRO- *explodes*
All: …
Shadow: … Itj… Itj ish a fjake… O_o
Tia Dalma: Told ya…
Rouge: So now what…?
Tia Dalma: Take the authentic Chaos Emerald… And Chaos Control yaselfs to Soleana… From there on, you’ll be on your own…
Rouge: Alright…
Tia Dalma: That’ll be 5000 dollars please…
All: …
Sonic: Put it on my account…
Tia Dalma: … Alright…
Rouge: Soleana huh…?
Tia Dalma: *nods*
Rouge: Shadow…?
Shadow: … *sighs* Chaos Control… -_-‘
It’s time for me to say something again. Ok, so, Shadow caused Chaos Control so that the entire ship and everyone on it got transported to a different dimension… Then all of sudden, the group, and their ship, were transported through a warp tunnel, that resembled a really weird drug-induced hallucination...Soon, they were surrounded in darkness...
Meanwhile… In Soleana… The Water Festival was up and running… Thousands of people watched how Princess Elise was being a slut on a boat as like more boats were following her…
Elise: Sun of Soleanna, guide and watch over us with your eternal light! May you’re light shine forever-
Then all of a sudden, the Black Pearl appeared behind Elise’s boat… AND THEY WERE FALLING!!!1
Guess what happened? Well, the other tiny @$$ boats broke like toothpicks by the weight of the Pearl… Lot’sa, lot’sa people died!! And there was chaos and confusion as everything ran away in panic!! Unfortunately, Elise was still ok, except she was soaked. Elise actually plays a major roll in this story. Don’t tell anyone I said it though. ^w^
Co-ordinator: NO!!! NOOOO!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! WHO THE HELL ORDERED A PIRATE SHIP?!!! I SURE DIDN’T!!! GAAAAAH!!! IT’S ALL RUINED NOW!!! GET ME A frackING DOUBLE ESPRESSO, ON THE DOUBLE!!!!!!
Sonic: … Whoa… Déjà-Vu… O_o
Shadow: Here we are, Soleana… -_-‘
But...Sonic should not remember (but who cares XD) Because supposedly, STH '06 'never happened' >.>....Because they reversed time that cancelled out all the events of the game, so you basically never played, and the game itself never existed… =3
*ahem* Back to the story… X3
Sonic: That’s princess Elise! O_o
All: … What?
Sonic: … She’s being evacuated to safety!!
Eggman: Damn!! I’m too late!!
Sonic: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!111 O_o
All: …
Eggman: Yeah, it’s me, Sonic, I had a liposuction…
All: *Gasp!!* EGGMAN!!!
Sparrow: Eggman…?
Gibbs/Lara: … Just play along… -_-‘
Sparrow: …
Gibbs/Lara/Sparrow: *Gasp!!* EGGMAN!!!
Eggman: …
All: …
Eggman: Aaaanyway… You can’t stop me now, Sonic!! I have my master scheme up and running and there’s nothing you can do to stop me!!!
Lara: He’s a bad guy?
Sonic: … Yeah.
Eggman: I will conquer all of Soleana after I captured the princess!! My droid army is on high alert and will invade the kingdom once I press this button- *gets shot*
All: …
Lara: *places pistol back in holster*
All: …
Lara: What, he just didn’t shut up…
Blain: … Lara…?
Lara: Hm…?
Blain: I love you…
Lara: …
Nicole: HEY!!!! >_<
Blain: What?!! You fracking hate me!!1
*Ahem* MEANWHILE!!!!!
Cream: Where the frack do we start looking for them?!!! I can’t wait to kick some @$$!!! >_<
Vanilla: Patience my dear…
Tails: I was smart enough to install a tracker ID in Sonic’s shoes… Originally, it was intended to find them encase they got lost BUT…!!! *puts up menacing face*
All: …
Tails: We can use it to track them down…
Vanilla: Good work, my apprentice… *pats Tails on the head*
Tails: *gets all emotionally*
Vanilla: What’s wrong dear…?
Tails: S-Sonic never showed that much affection towards me… *sniffs*
Vanilla: It’s alright, dear… We will hunt them down so that you can have you’re revenge…
Tails: *evil laugh*
Vanilla: *snaps fingers*
Tails: *evil laugh*
Vanilla: *snaps fingers*
Tails: *evil laugh*
Vanilla: *snaps fingers*
Tails: *evil laugh*
Vanilla: HEY!!!! >_<
Tails: Oh, sorry.
Vanilla: Where are they, my apprentice…?
Tails: Soleana…
Vanilla: Soleana it is then…
All: …
Vanilla: You can put up you’re evil laugh now…
All: *evil laugh*
Vanilla: ENOUGH!!!
All: … O_o
Vanilla: Onwards!!! >=(
So the n00b villains went "onward". They travelled, and travelled, stopped for snacks, and travelled some more! The reached a beach with sandy shores when...
Big: I see clouds.
Tails: Clouds are everywhere, dumbass...
Big: NO. SCARY CLOUDS!!!! *drools*
All: …
The obnoxiously large cat was right! A storm was headed towards the beach!
Amy: WHAT DO WE DO!?
Vanilla: .... We endure...
Amy: WHAT!!!? WE'LL DI—!!!!
Vanilla: I SAID ENDURE, dog!!!! *slaps Amy*
Amy: *sobs*
Then all of a sudden, a big @$$ hurricane formed and everyone got airborne, even Big. I mean, he’s so fracking fat and weighs like, 5 ton, but he gets airborne none the less. I mean, how’s that possible? It’s like defying the laws of gravity… Anyway, it’s a story, and everything is possible in a story. I guess. I’m just the narrator you know, I don’t make these things up!! Stop blaming me!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME FOR?!!!!
…
Anyway, they got dumped in Soleana by the big @$$ hurricane… Whadda ya mean a cheap rip-off from the Wizard of Oz…? I smell a lawsuit here…
Cream: I see someone running there…
Vanilla: Who…?
Amy: Tails, gimme you’re binoculars.
Tails: *gives binoculars to Amy*
Amy: … Wait a second… It’s the princess of Soleana…
Vanilla: *evil smirk*
All: …
Vanilla: Let’s overthrow the kingdom…
All: How?
Vanilla: Let me take care of that…
So they followed the royal hineyness to the castle, but they got held back by guards…
Guard: What is your business here?!!
Vanilla: We’re here to eh…
All: …
Tails: Fix the indoor plumbing!!
Vanilla: Yeah that’s it!!
Guards: …
All: …
Guard: Ok, you may step inside. Be sure to unclog the toilette on the fifth floor though.
All: Ok!!
And so they stepped inside… After looking for half an hour, they find Princess Elise picking her nose on her thrown…
Vanilla: Princess…
Elise: Who are you?!
Tails: The indoor plumbers!!
Vanilla: …
Tails: … ^w^
Vanilla: *slaps Tails*
Tails: Ow!!
Vanilla: We’re here to take over the kingdom, Princess…
Elise: LIEK OMG NO YOU AIN'T!!!! O_o
Vanilla: *slaps Elise*
Elise: OW!!1
Vanilla: I’m only gonna say it once… Hand over the kingdom, the deed to your castle and at least two of you’re nephews!!! >_<
Elise: But I don’t have any nephews-
Vanilla: *slaps Elise*
Elise: OW!!!!
Vanilla: Hand it over!!
Elise: Never!!!
Vanilla: … If we cant get it with violence… We’ll use excessive violence…
At that point, Sonic and everyone else smashed through the window one by one…
Elise: *gasp!!*
Sparrow: I told you that giant slingshot would serve practical use, Gibbs!
Gibbs: Yeah, yeah…
Elise: Sonic!!
Sonic: Who are you again…?
Elise: … You don’t remember…?
Sonic: … No…
Tala: You just said you remembered her!!
Sonic: *whispers* Will you shut the hell up…….? *smiles nervously*
Elise: Sonic!!
Sonic: … *sighs* Hi, Elise… -_-‘
Elise: Did you come to save me from these horrible individuals?!
Sonic: Well actually no, we need a place to stay for the night.
Elise: Then why’d you come through the windows…?
Sonic: Because eh… It wasn’t my idea.
Sparrow: *giggles*
Elise: You can sleep in my bed tonight if you get rid of these pesky intruders…
Sonic: What pesky intruders…?
All: …
Then there was this big awful silence…
Vanilla: Psst, we’re supposed to say something now!
Tails: Oh yeah, right!
Vanilla: Sorry, we still need to get used to this evil villain stuff.
All: …
Vanilla: ENOUGH!!!! >_<
Cream/Vanilla/Amy/Big/Tails: *evil laugh*
All: …
Sonic: Where the hell did you guys come from?
Cream: None of you’re fracking business, Sonic!!!
Tails: Yeah!! Back off before we all beat you’re sorry asses!!
Sonic: Whoa, what’s with the sudden dog attack? O_o
Vanilla: YOU KNOW WHAT’S WRONG!!!
All: What?!!
Vanilla: Justice will be served for the not so popular characters!!
All: …
Vanilla: SO WE WILL TAKE OVER THE KINGDOM BY FORCE!!!!
Sonic: Not if I have anything to say about it!!
Lara: *ahem*
Sonic: …
Lara: …
Sonic: Not if WE have anything to say about it!!!
Vanilla: TRY AND STOP US!!! NOW HAND OVER THE KINGDOM, PRINCESS!!! *slaps Elise*
Elise: NO!!!
Shadow: Don’t cry Elise!! We’re here to protect you!!
Elise: THEN PROTECT ME, YOU @$$!!! *gets slapped*
Sonic: … This is getting fun…
Vanilla: Oh yeah?!! Well!! Elise smells like cabbage!!!
Elise: … *whimpers*
Shadow: Oh no, no, no, no, no!!! Don’t cry!! We’ll do anything for you!!
Sonic: Like sucking corncobs out of her asshole…? *giggles*
Elise: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! *cries*
Sonic: Uh-oh…
Voice over: TIME PARADOX!!!!!1
All: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Then everything exploded in a bright light…
SG1_0: HOLY HAMBURGERS!! THEY ALL DIED....!!! I think...
MrGimp: … Who are you?
SG1_0: I’m eh… replacing Feral for today. She’s not here right now.
MrGimp: Aaaah… *ahem* Anyway, this could get ugly… What do you think…?
SG1_0: HI!! I WILL BE YOUR FLIGHT ATTENDANT TODAY!!!1 X3
MrGimp: Yeah, what she said…
SG1_0: WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT, MRGIMP!?!?
MrGimp: I have no idea, we’re making this story up as we go along!! >_<
SG1_0: Ooookay....frack, THE FLY CAME BACK!! *chases fly*
MrGimp: … *ahem* To be continued, folks… ¬_¬
Cream: I am not a loser...
Tails: Yeah, what she said…
Amy: We’re getting closer to our goal… I can feel it…
Vanilla: … We didn’t even get out of the garden yet!!
All: … Oh.
Meanwhile… Back at the Black Pearl… Knuckles is on the phone… Don’t ask how they got a phone though…
Shadow: Who’s Knuckles talking to…?
Sonic: The doctor. He kept on complaining his belly hurts and stuff.
Knuckles: My belly hurts! …… Stomach ache?! …… Is it deadly…? ……… Aah, I see, so it isn’t an evil space alien that crawled inside my head and is hatching in my belly so that one day, he can take over the planet…? …… Ooooh… I see… Thanks doc…
Rouge: When you’re as lonely as Knuckles, you’re getting paranoid.
Sonic: … Yeah.
Shadow: How are the others doing…? Tala and Nicole still rat-arsed?
Nicole: STAY THE frack AWAY FROM ME!!!! >_<
Shadow: … O_o *backs away slowly*
Sonic: … And still drunk… O_o
Blain: Look out below!!!!
And as they all looked up, they noticed Blain and Lara descending by a parachute and they make a perfect landing on deck of the Black Pearl…
Sparrow: Welcome back…
Blain: Aye capt’n. Look what I got! *gets out Chaos Emerald*
All: … Two chaos emeralds!!
Blain: It’s actually a strange thing, because the voice over thingy didn’t mention we acquired two of the seven Chaos Emeralds…
Voice over: You’ve acquired a Chaos Emerald!!
Blain: … It’s a little too late to say that now, huh?
Voice over: … No, because it’s still in you’re possession. Gimme a break here, guys…
Blain: … M’kay…
Lara: Why is that black hedgehog all alone, by himself…?
Sonic: Because eh… He’s all angsty and emo and shoot…
Lara: … I’m gonna talk to him.
Sonic: Don’t… Don’t… Don’t… Don- Oh dear God, she’s talking to him…
Lara: What’s wrong?
Shadow: Leave me alone…
Lara: …
Shadow: You’re so persistent. Ok, I’ll tell you…
Lara: …
Shadow: … I had a… A… A really harsh youth…
Lara: You did huh…?
Shadow: *sighs* Yeah… My… My best friend Maria… I saw how she died… I… I witnessed how they brutally killed her… It still pains me… It’s haunting me…
Lara: Yeah… I know what you mean… A friend of mine and my parents died too… You wanna talk about it…?
Shadow: My creator… He was… He was cruel…
Lara: … Go on…
Shadow: … He used to dress me up in a banana suit and made me suck corncobs out of his asshole… I… Oh God… The horror…
All: O_o
Sonic: … shoot… No wonder he’s all emo and angsty…
Lara: … *backs away slowly*
Tia Dalma: *poof*
All: O_o
Tia Dalma: Oh Wiiiiiiiill!!
Will: Oh dear God!!! *hides*
Rouge: Oh, there’s that mystical voodoo lady again.
Tia Dalma: We be jammin’ mohn! What ees eet tat choo wont…?
Rouge: Next Chaos Emerald…?
Tia Dalma: Lemme tink…
All: …
Tia Dalma: Legend sayz tat the king of Soleana has one in his possession…
Sonic: Great! Let’s go!
Tia Dalma: But eet eez a place where you can not go…
All: …
Shadow: What the hell are you talking about…?
Tia Dalma: … I sense the gems you are looking for are scattered throughout time and dimension…
Sonic: Wh-wh-What?!!! O_o
Tia Dalma: *nods*
Sonic: But!! What about these two?!!
Tia Dalma: … The Chaos Emerald you recovered from Japan is a fake…
Shadow: It is…?
Tia Dalma: Yeeesh…
Shadow: I don’t believe it. Gimme.
Blain: *tosses Emerald to Shadow*
Shadow: … CHAOS!!!! CONTRO- *explodes*
All: …
Shadow: … Itj… Itj ish a fjake… O_o
Tia Dalma: Told ya…
Rouge: So now what…?
Tia Dalma: Take the authentic Chaos Emerald… And Chaos Control yaselfs to Soleana… From there on, you’ll be on your own…
Rouge: Alright…
Tia Dalma: That’ll be 5000 dollars please…
All: …
Sonic: Put it on my account…
Tia Dalma: … Alright…
Rouge: Soleana huh…?
Tia Dalma: *nods*
Rouge: Shadow…?
Shadow: … *sighs* Chaos Control… -_-‘
It’s time for me to say something again. Ok, so, Shadow caused Chaos Control so that the entire ship and everyone on it got transported to a different dimension… Then all of sudden, the group, and their ship, were transported through a warp tunnel, that resembled a really weird drug-induced hallucination...Soon, they were surrounded in darkness...
Meanwhile… In Soleana… The Water Festival was up and running… Thousands of people watched how Princess Elise was being a slut on a boat as like more boats were following her…
Elise: Sun of Soleanna, guide and watch over us with your eternal light! May you’re light shine forever-
Then all of a sudden, the Black Pearl appeared behind Elise’s boat… AND THEY WERE FALLING!!!1
Guess what happened? Well, the other tiny @$$ boats broke like toothpicks by the weight of the Pearl… Lot’sa, lot’sa people died!! And there was chaos and confusion as everything ran away in panic!! Unfortunately, Elise was still ok, except she was soaked. Elise actually plays a major roll in this story. Don’t tell anyone I said it though. ^w^
Co-ordinator: NO!!! NOOOO!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! WHO THE HELL ORDERED A PIRATE SHIP?!!! I SURE DIDN’T!!! GAAAAAH!!! IT’S ALL RUINED NOW!!! GET ME A frackING DOUBLE ESPRESSO, ON THE DOUBLE!!!!!!
Sonic: … Whoa… Déjà-Vu… O_o
Shadow: Here we are, Soleana… -_-‘
But...Sonic should not remember (but who cares XD) Because supposedly, STH '06 'never happened' >.>....Because they reversed time that cancelled out all the events of the game, so you basically never played, and the game itself never existed… =3
*ahem* Back to the story… X3
Sonic: That’s princess Elise! O_o
All: … What?
Sonic: … She’s being evacuated to safety!!
Eggman: Damn!! I’m too late!!
Sonic: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!111 O_o
All: …
Eggman: Yeah, it’s me, Sonic, I had a liposuction…
All: *Gasp!!* EGGMAN!!!
Sparrow: Eggman…?
Gibbs/Lara: … Just play along… -_-‘
Sparrow: …
Gibbs/Lara/Sparrow: *Gasp!!* EGGMAN!!!
Eggman: …
All: …
Eggman: Aaaanyway… You can’t stop me now, Sonic!! I have my master scheme up and running and there’s nothing you can do to stop me!!!
Lara: He’s a bad guy?
Sonic: … Yeah.
Eggman: I will conquer all of Soleana after I captured the princess!! My droid army is on high alert and will invade the kingdom once I press this button- *gets shot*
All: …
Lara: *places pistol back in holster*
All: …
Lara: What, he just didn’t shut up…
Blain: … Lara…?
Lara: Hm…?
Blain: I love you…
Lara: …
Nicole: HEY!!!! >_<
Blain: What?!! You fracking hate me!!1
*Ahem* MEANWHILE!!!!!
Cream: Where the frack do we start looking for them?!!! I can’t wait to kick some @$$!!! >_<
Vanilla: Patience my dear…
Tails: I was smart enough to install a tracker ID in Sonic’s shoes… Originally, it was intended to find them encase they got lost BUT…!!! *puts up menacing face*
All: …
Tails: We can use it to track them down…
Vanilla: Good work, my apprentice… *pats Tails on the head*
Tails: *gets all emotionally*
Vanilla: What’s wrong dear…?
Tails: S-Sonic never showed that much affection towards me… *sniffs*
Vanilla: It’s alright, dear… We will hunt them down so that you can have you’re revenge…
Tails: *evil laugh*
Vanilla: *snaps fingers*
Tails: *evil laugh*
Vanilla: *snaps fingers*
Tails: *evil laugh*
Vanilla: *snaps fingers*
Tails: *evil laugh*
Vanilla: HEY!!!! >_<
Tails: Oh, sorry.
Vanilla: Where are they, my apprentice…?
Tails: Soleana…
Vanilla: Soleana it is then…
All: …
Vanilla: You can put up you’re evil laugh now…
All: *evil laugh*
Vanilla: ENOUGH!!!
All: … O_o
Vanilla: Onwards!!! >=(
So the n00b villains went "onward". They travelled, and travelled, stopped for snacks, and travelled some more! The reached a beach with sandy shores when...
Big: I see clouds.
Tails: Clouds are everywhere, dumbass...
Big: NO. SCARY CLOUDS!!!! *drools*
All: …
The obnoxiously large cat was right! A storm was headed towards the beach!
Amy: WHAT DO WE DO!?
Vanilla: .... We endure...
Amy: WHAT!!!? WE'LL DI—!!!!
Vanilla: I SAID ENDURE, dog!!!! *slaps Amy*
Amy: *sobs*
Then all of a sudden, a big @$$ hurricane formed and everyone got airborne, even Big. I mean, he’s so fracking fat and weighs like, 5 ton, but he gets airborne none the less. I mean, how’s that possible? It’s like defying the laws of gravity… Anyway, it’s a story, and everything is possible in a story. I guess. I’m just the narrator you know, I don’t make these things up!! Stop blaming me!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME FOR?!!!!
…
Anyway, they got dumped in Soleana by the big @$$ hurricane… Whadda ya mean a cheap rip-off from the Wizard of Oz…? I smell a lawsuit here…
Cream: I see someone running there…
Vanilla: Who…?
Amy: Tails, gimme you’re binoculars.
Tails: *gives binoculars to Amy*
Amy: … Wait a second… It’s the princess of Soleana…
Vanilla: *evil smirk*
All: …
Vanilla: Let’s overthrow the kingdom…
All: How?
Vanilla: Let me take care of that…
So they followed the royal hineyness to the castle, but they got held back by guards…
Guard: What is your business here?!!
Vanilla: We’re here to eh…
All: …
Tails: Fix the indoor plumbing!!
Vanilla: Yeah that’s it!!
Guards: …
All: …
Guard: Ok, you may step inside. Be sure to unclog the toilette on the fifth floor though.
All: Ok!!
And so they stepped inside… After looking for half an hour, they find Princess Elise picking her nose on her thrown…
Vanilla: Princess…
Elise: Who are you?!
Tails: The indoor plumbers!!
Vanilla: …
Tails: … ^w^
Vanilla: *slaps Tails*
Tails: Ow!!
Vanilla: We’re here to take over the kingdom, Princess…
Elise: LIEK OMG NO YOU AIN'T!!!! O_o
Vanilla: *slaps Elise*
Elise: OW!!1
Vanilla: I’m only gonna say it once… Hand over the kingdom, the deed to your castle and at least two of you’re nephews!!! >_<
Elise: But I don’t have any nephews-
Vanilla: *slaps Elise*
Elise: OW!!!!
Vanilla: Hand it over!!
Elise: Never!!!
Vanilla: … If we cant get it with violence… We’ll use excessive violence…
At that point, Sonic and everyone else smashed through the window one by one…
Elise: *gasp!!*
Sparrow: I told you that giant slingshot would serve practical use, Gibbs!
Gibbs: Yeah, yeah…
Elise: Sonic!!
Sonic: Who are you again…?
Elise: … You don’t remember…?
Sonic: … No…
Tala: You just said you remembered her!!
Sonic: *whispers* Will you shut the hell up…….? *smiles nervously*
Elise: Sonic!!
Sonic: … *sighs* Hi, Elise… -_-‘
Elise: Did you come to save me from these horrible individuals?!
Sonic: Well actually no, we need a place to stay for the night.
Elise: Then why’d you come through the windows…?
Sonic: Because eh… It wasn’t my idea.
Sparrow: *giggles*
Elise: You can sleep in my bed tonight if you get rid of these pesky intruders…
Sonic: What pesky intruders…?
All: …
Then there was this big awful silence…
Vanilla: Psst, we’re supposed to say something now!
Tails: Oh yeah, right!
Vanilla: Sorry, we still need to get used to this evil villain stuff.
All: …
Vanilla: ENOUGH!!!! >_<
Cream/Vanilla/Amy/Big/Tails: *evil laugh*
All: …
Sonic: Where the hell did you guys come from?
Cream: None of you’re fracking business, Sonic!!!
Tails: Yeah!! Back off before we all beat you’re sorry asses!!
Sonic: Whoa, what’s with the sudden dog attack? O_o
Vanilla: YOU KNOW WHAT’S WRONG!!!
All: What?!!
Vanilla: Justice will be served for the not so popular characters!!
All: …
Vanilla: SO WE WILL TAKE OVER THE KINGDOM BY FORCE!!!!
Sonic: Not if I have anything to say about it!!
Lara: *ahem*
Sonic: …
Lara: …
Sonic: Not if WE have anything to say about it!!!
Vanilla: TRY AND STOP US!!! NOW HAND OVER THE KINGDOM, PRINCESS!!! *slaps Elise*
Elise: NO!!!
Shadow: Don’t cry Elise!! We’re here to protect you!!
Elise: THEN PROTECT ME, YOU @$$!!! *gets slapped*
Sonic: … This is getting fun…
Vanilla: Oh yeah?!! Well!! Elise smells like cabbage!!!
Elise: … *whimpers*
Shadow: Oh no, no, no, no, no!!! Don’t cry!! We’ll do anything for you!!
Sonic: Like sucking corncobs out of her asshole…? *giggles*
Elise: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! *cries*
Sonic: Uh-oh…
Voice over: TIME PARADOX!!!!!1
All: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Then everything exploded in a bright light…
SG1_0: HOLY HAMBURGERS!! THEY ALL DIED....!!! I think...
MrGimp: … Who are you?
SG1_0: I’m eh… replacing Feral for today. She’s not here right now.
MrGimp: Aaaah… *ahem* Anyway, this could get ugly… What do you think…?
SG1_0: HI!! I WILL BE YOUR FLIGHT ATTENDANT TODAY!!!1 X3
MrGimp: Yeah, what she said…
SG1_0: WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT, MRGIMP!?!?
MrGimp: I have no idea, we’re making this story up as we go along!! >_<
SG1_0: Ooookay....frack, THE FLY CAME BACK!! *chases fly*
MrGimp: … *ahem* To be continued, folks… ¬_¬
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