Chapter 1 - None

MY NAME IS EVIL

I love to play tricks,
especially ones with ticks.
My favorite trick is to put ticks in people's hair,
it gives them quiet a scare.

I love to be mean and crude,
especially when I'm in a good mood.
I like to tuant and tease,
then I wait for them to beg on thier knees.

I love to be so rude,
then people think I'm so crude.
My favorite thing to do,
is to make things up about you.

Another favorite trick of mine,
is to make things gross and undivine.
I also like to play tricks with dead decaying bats,
like putting one under the rubber matt or even in your hat.

I like playing tricks on the cat,
like taping him to the rubber matt.
I like being so evil and mean,
that you would rather be friends with Jean.

I like playing the gum-in-the-hair trick,
it makes girls scream in dispare because of thier gooey hair!
Playing tricks is so fun,
I rather do that then run.




I love to be mean and vile,
that you don't like being with me for a while.
I like playing tricks on all the teachers,
like putting glue in thier sneakers!

I like being sneaky and sly,
so I can spy.
I hate being so nice,
I rather eat lice.

My most favorite trick is to,
sit up in a tree and throw rocks at you!
I like being so unjoyful and unhappy,
that it makes you feel crappy.

My last and final trick is to put a big fat spider in your hair,
I laugh when it makes you scream, yell, and shriek in much dispare.
I like it when no ones around,
to try and put me down.

I like playing tricks on my one true friend,
so that he will not always depend on me.
I also like playing very mean tricks on the bullies,
so they will learn not to mess with me!

Theres one last thing you should know,
you should never follow me where ever I go.
By the way, I'm no ordanary person,
because my name is Evil!

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