Chapter 1 - Untitled
Submitted May 16, 2006 Updated May 16, 2006 Status Complete | I got some of these of a friend and added a few more. Hope it's funny enough
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Chapter 1 - Untitled
Chapter 1 - Untitled
NEVER SAY TO A COP
1 I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a
police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning,
too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
cars around.. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?"
You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have
you been eating doughnuts?"
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ZeldaGirl9793 on June 3, 2006, 1:43:39 AM
Lol! Thats so funny! *Faves*