Chapter 1 - Chapter 1

Bishi Mania Chapter 1

I don’t own anyone in this story but me! Yay! Three cheers for me! Hip Hip Horray! Hip Hip Horray! Hip Hip Horray! Go me! Go me! Yeah Yeah! Go me!
(FYI; Ryu means Dragon Joobachi means Queen)

Story:

Hiei: I’m sorry! Please forgive me!
Ryu: Hiei! I thought you were strong!
Hiei: Oh yeah! What about you! You control dragons and yet your cowering in terror of wonder woman.
Ryu: Its not my fault! She’s scary!
Wonder Woman: Shut up!
Hiei: Why is she so irritable?
Ryu: I don’t know! I’ll leave you to find out! *Ryu runs away leaving Hiei cowering in terror as Wonder Woman pulls out her lasso*
Hiei: One solution: DRAGON OF DARKNESS FLAME!!! * The dragon comes out, sees Wonder woman and runs to Ryu* Oh...... no......................
Sesshomaru: What's going on here?
Ryu: Oh hello Sesshomaru! *Ryu says as she glomps him*
Hiei; HEY! DRAGON LADY! HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ryu: Wonder Woman! Kurama thinks he’s prettier than you!
Wonder Woman: WHAT!!! *Wonder woman now directs her attention to Kurama*
Kurama: AUUUUHHH!!!! VASH SAYS YOUR HOT!
Vash the Stamped: What! No I didn’t !
Wonder Woman: What! You don’t think I’m hot!
Vash the Stamped: Yes I do!
Wonder Woman: You think I’m hot! You will pay!
Vash the Stamped; AUGH! George was checking you out!
Wonder Woman; I’ll kill you George DeSand!
Ryu: OH! Look! Vash! *Ryu runs over and starts glomping Vash*
Sesshomaru: Hey, what about me? *Ryu runs over to Sesshomaru*
Kurama: I feel unloved.
Ryu: I love you Kurama! *Ryu runs over to Kuramas side*
Hiei: What about me! Its cuz I’m short isn’t it!
Ryu: I love you too Hiei! *runs to Hiei’s side and strokes his hair.*
Vash the Stamped: Hey! Queen lady! What about me!
Ryu; I’m coming Vash!
George DeSand: Uhh. Somebody help me! uhhh Mademoiselle Wonder Woman, Sesshomaru’s looking a couple degrees below your head.
Wonder Woman: What! I’ll kill you Sesshomaru! I swear on the Amazonian law!
Sesshomaru; Hiei’s checking your but out!
Wonder Woman: I’ll kill you!
Hiei: Kurama hates women!
Wonder Woman: That is such a lousy excuse.
Hiei: I know. I had to calm you down to tell you our soaps are on.
Wonder Woman: OMG! Your right!
Sesshomaru: Dear lord! We’re going to miss the intro!
Vash the Stamped: I got dibs on the recliner!
Kurama; I’ll get the tissues!
Hiei: I’ll go steal a TV.
Ryu: What lousy freaks. Soap operas are for the weak.
Bishis: RYU!!! YOU CN COME SIT IN BETWEEN US!!!
Ryu: I love soap operas! *Ryu skips over to Bishis*
Ssshomaru: I love your hair
Kurama; Yes, its so silky.
Vash the Stamped: And long.
George DeSand: I love your eyes.
Hiei: Yes, there so beautiful.
Ryu: Yes, I am a goddess. Continue your worship of me.
Kurama; Your hair is so dark and silky.
George DeSand; Your eyes are so deep and beautiful.
Sesshomaru: Your lips are so wonderful.
Hiei: SHHH! The soap is on.

A couple of hours later

Kurama: That was so sad.
Vash the Stamped; i know. How could she do that to him.
Hiei: I think he deserved it.
Sesshomaru: Maybe so, but he never should have dated that hussy Pricilla.
George DeSand: I don’t know. I mean, at least Pricilla wasn’t after Richards money.
Wonder Woman: Cindy needed that money. If she didn’t steal it Roberto would have died.
Sesshomaru: Well she shouldn’t have gone to bed with Peter, then she wouldn’t have had Roberto.
Hiei; Arent you going to say something Ryu?
Ryu: HU! WHAT! Oh, Hi guys. Hows it goin’?
Vash the Stamped; You were sleeping the whole time weren't you?
Ryu: Yeah.
Kurama; It figures.
Ryu: Kurama, I love your eyes. There so beautiful and deep. There so full of wisdom and mischief.
Kurama: *blushes* Why, thank you. *Other bishis look jealous*
Sesshomaru; Oh, Ryu. May I compliment you on your impeccable style.
Vash the Stamped; Ryu, I’ll gladly offer my services as a body guard for you.
Wonder Woman: How disgusting. *Winder Woman gets up and leaves.*
Hiei; Another grape my queen.
Ryu: Why yes, thank you Hiei.
Kurama; Would you like me to brush your hair some more?
Ryu: Why yes Kurama, that would be wonderful. *Kurama gives a dominate glare the Hiei.*
Vash the Stamped: More air my lord?
Ryu; Yes if you would my dear Vash. *Other Bishis glare at Vash, Vash fans harder.*
Sesshomaru; Oh your majesty. I’ve got some manga for you. *Sesshomaru holds up IY manga*
Ryu: YOUR THE BEST SESSHOMARU CHAN! *Ryu runs over to Sesshomaru and hugs him, then grabs the IY manga*
Vash the Stamped; Oh yeah. Ryu sama! I’ve got a Trigun DVD!
Ryu: Oh Vash! Your so sweet! *Ryu kisses Vash on the cheeck*
Kurama; Why you. Oh Ryu! I’ve got all of the original Yu Yu Hskusho manga!
Ryu: Really..? no lie..? * Ryu gets wide eyed*
Kurama; Yes and here they are.
Ryu: OH I LOVE YOU KURAMA!!!!!!!!!!! *Ryu runs over and kisses both of Kuramas cheeks and gives him a hug.*
Hiei: But I have something better. You can have all the Yu Yu HAkusho shows on DVD uncut with bonus feature like interviews.
Kurama; your the one who stole that?
Ryu: Oh Hiei my love! How I adore you! You are most definatly the best!* Ryu hugs and kisses Hiei, then sits down in front of a TV*
George DeSand: Oh mademoiselle Ryu! I have a gundam for you.
Ryu: A-A gundam.. My very own gundam............ I LOVE YOU GEORGE!!!!!!!!!!!!! * Ryu runs to George, kisses him, then runs outside where loud noises can be heard.* It needs more bullets. *Ryu then sits down in front of the TV and hits play*

5 hours later in the bathroom.

Sesshomaru: Why do we try so hard to impress Ryu? *Sesshomaru says as he puts on mascara*
Kurama: Because we like the attention. *Kurama says as he puts on blush*
Vash the Stamped: You realize we make fools of ourselves for her. *Vash says as he puts on two tons of hairspray*
George DeSand; Yes we do, but hey, we get attention. *Says as he curls the end of his hair.*
Sesshomaru: Pass the eye shadow.
Kurama; Which color?
Sesshomaru: Pink.
Kurama: i much prefer red. *Kurama says as he hands the eye shadow Sesshomaru*
Vash the Stamped; Hey, where's Hiei?
Kurama; no.
Sesshomaru: he wouldn’t.
George DeSand; He's alone.
Vash the Stamped; With Ryu! * All the Bishis run out of the bathroom to see Hiei and Ryu sitting together. And there, on top of the coffee table, was a bottle of sake. No, I correct myself. 5 bottles of sake!*
Ryu: Your so ‘hic’ funny!
Hiei: I ‘hic’ know ‘hic’.
Ryu: You know I ‘hic’ don’t ‘hic’ think that I’ll ‘hic’ upload this ‘hic’ story ‘hic’ anytime ‘hic’ soon ‘hic’
Hiei: Yeah ‘hic’ I wouldn't ‘hic’ either ‘hic’
Ryu: huumhummhhahahahahhaahahahahah
Hiei hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Ryu; Hhhhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhaha
Hiei: Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahaha *Hiei and Ryu began giggling like the idiots they are*
Sesshomaru: And i thought she was so much more disciplined.
Kurama; Hiei is a bad influence I’m afraid.
George DeSand; Apparently so.
Vash the Stamped: How come they didn’t invite me?
Kurama; Because you would have drunk ALL the sake.
Vash the Stamped: Its still rude.

FIN! At least for now!
I promise I'll update it.

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