Chapter 1 - Form Letter
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Chapter 1 - Form Letter
Chapter 1 - Form Letter
Neurotically Yours: Episode # 016: Form Letter
(Germaine is sitting at her desk typing a letter, whilst saying the words aloud)
Germaine:
Dear Heartless Form Letter writing people
After sending you my best examples of poetry for a publication consideration and after slaving away for hours to conjure the perfect words derived from divine inspiration it seems that I have received a rejection letter by mistake.
I find it odd that your staff would be so simple minded as to write something as ignorant as:
``Your work is very good but we're not sure we'd be able to do justice to it''
Not able to do justice to it? Are you fracking stupid!? Of course you could do justice to it you're one of the largest fracking publishing houses on the east coast!
Your faceless staff make me sick, like a vomiting rat in a filthy toilet.
Your translucent attempt at sparing my feelings is both condescending and pathetic.
I hope you all get severe paper-cuts around your throats and wrists, and blood shoots from your bodies into your own eyes obscuring your vision rendering you helpless in trying to dial ``911''
I appreciate your time in reviewing my poetry and hope to hear that the above issue has been rectified.
Please send royalty checks to the address enclosed.
Hugs and kisses
Germaine.
Foamy:
Yep that'll do it that's gonna get you a job reeaaal quick
no stopping you now.
(obvious sarcastic tone)
END
Copyright: Jonathan Ian Mathers: 2004.
www.illwillpress.com
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