Chapter 1 - the story
Submitted November 17, 2006 Updated November 17, 2006 Status Complete | This is a story about Johnny Depp and his crazed fangirls in the world. He enters a elevator to realize it was his biggest mistake.
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Chapter 1 - the story
Chapter 1 - the story
Girl: Waiting in elavator
*Johnny Depp walks in*
Girl: *Mouth drops open*
*Johnny looks over his shoulder*
Johnny: The *beep* you looking at?
Girl: OH MY GGGAAWWWWWDD!!!! OMG, you're, like, TOTALLY the guy from POTC!!!"
Johnny: ............
Girl: OMG, OMG!!! YOU'RE SO HAAAWWWTTT!
Girl: *Jumps on Johnny Depps leg*
Girl: I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU!!!
Johnny: THE *beep* OFF OF ME CHICK!!
Girl: OMG!!!
*Jumps off of leg*
Girl: I've, like, got to TOTALLY take a picture of you and me and put it on my myspaaaaace!!!
Johnny: I don't do pictures....
Girl: OH PLEASE!!! PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!?!? PLEEAAASE!
Girl: *Starts skacking him uncontrollably*
Johnny: OKAY!!! God damn.....
*Takes picture*
Girl: OMG...I've got a picture of Johnny and me!!! My GOODD!! *GASP* Can I get your autograph???"
Johnny: We don't have anything to write on..."
Girl: *rips off my shirt and takes out a pencil from pocket*
Girl: YOU CAN WRITE ON THHIIISSSS!!!
Johnny: But I won't be able to write properly...
*Elavtor door opens and Japense guy walks in with notepad*
Girl: YOU CAN TOTALLY WRITE ON THIS!!
*Yanks notepad out of Japense man's hands and pushes him out of the way so we're alone again*
Girl: WRITE WRITE WRITE WRTIE WRITE WRITE WRITE!!!
Johnny: OKAY!!! What do you want me to say??
Girl: Oh...I don't know, maybe how about, "You're totally freaking awesome..." or "Have a gr8t day!" or "H.A.G.S!!!!"
Johnny: How about just my name?
Girl: Oh anything for you Johnny!
*Johnny signs*
Johnny: Well, I've got to go...this is my floor now.
*Johnny gets ready to walk out but girl blocks him*
Girl: Not so fast mister!
Johnny: .............
Girl: I've, like....loved you ever since I saw you in that one movie about the retared guy and his legs....
Johnny: What?
Girl: You know, silly! In the movie you ran and you met the president, and you went into the army and went shrimp fishing!
Johnny: Forrest Gump?
Girl: OMG!! Yeah!!
Johnny: I wasn't in that movie, that was Tom Hanks....
Girl: *gasp* OMG, I totally thought that was you, seeing as you can so ANY part out there, and you've never won a oscar! It's SUCH a shame!!! You'd like totally do a thousand time better than that other guy! Much better!
Johnny: .............
Girl: Dude, I totally, like, give me life for you. I'd like, get hit by ten buses just so you could live.
Johnny: I've got to go now.
Girl: I'd like, even defend you over the greatest actors of all time like Al Pacino and Rovert DeNiro and Marlon Brando!
Johnny: No seriously, this is my floor.
Girl: I'd walk across, like, Antartica for you...
Johnny: Please get out of my way.
Girl: OMG,
*Johnny walks out of elevator*
Girl: Call me!!! *GASP* OMG, I've like totally forgot to give you my number!!!
*Elavtor door closes*
The end.
*Johnny Depp walks in*
Girl: *Mouth drops open*
*Johnny looks over his shoulder*
Johnny: The *beep* you looking at?
Girl: OH MY GGGAAWWWWWDD!!!! OMG, you're, like, TOTALLY the guy from POTC!!!"
Johnny: ............
Girl: OMG, OMG!!! YOU'RE SO HAAAWWWTTT!
Girl: *Jumps on Johnny Depps leg*
Girl: I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU!!!
Johnny: THE *beep* OFF OF ME CHICK!!
Girl: OMG!!!
*Jumps off of leg*
Girl: I've, like, got to TOTALLY take a picture of you and me and put it on my myspaaaaace!!!
Johnny: I don't do pictures....
Girl: OH PLEASE!!! PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!?!? PLEEAAASE!
Girl: *Starts skacking him uncontrollably*
Johnny: OKAY!!! God damn.....
*Takes picture*
Girl: OMG...I've got a picture of Johnny and me!!! My GOODD!! *GASP* Can I get your autograph???"
Johnny: We don't have anything to write on..."
Girl: *rips off my shirt and takes out a pencil from pocket*
Girl: YOU CAN WRITE ON THHIIISSSS!!!
Johnny: But I won't be able to write properly...
*Elavtor door opens and Japense guy walks in with notepad*
Girl: YOU CAN TOTALLY WRITE ON THIS!!
*Yanks notepad out of Japense man's hands and pushes him out of the way so we're alone again*
Girl: WRITE WRITE WRITE WRTIE WRITE WRITE WRITE!!!
Johnny: OKAY!!! What do you want me to say??
Girl: Oh...I don't know, maybe how about, "You're totally freaking awesome..." or "Have a gr8t day!" or "H.A.G.S!!!!"
Johnny: How about just my name?
Girl: Oh anything for you Johnny!
*Johnny signs*
Johnny: Well, I've got to go...this is my floor now.
*Johnny gets ready to walk out but girl blocks him*
Girl: Not so fast mister!
Johnny: .............
Girl: I've, like....loved you ever since I saw you in that one movie about the retared guy and his legs....
Johnny: What?
Girl: You know, silly! In the movie you ran and you met the president, and you went into the army and went shrimp fishing!
Johnny: Forrest Gump?
Girl: OMG!! Yeah!!
Johnny: I wasn't in that movie, that was Tom Hanks....
Girl: *gasp* OMG, I totally thought that was you, seeing as you can so ANY part out there, and you've never won a oscar! It's SUCH a shame!!! You'd like totally do a thousand time better than that other guy! Much better!
Johnny: .............
Girl: Dude, I totally, like, give me life for you. I'd like, get hit by ten buses just so you could live.
Johnny: I've got to go now.
Girl: I'd like, even defend you over the greatest actors of all time like Al Pacino and Rovert DeNiro and Marlon Brando!
Johnny: No seriously, this is my floor.
Girl: I'd walk across, like, Antartica for you...
Johnny: Please get out of my way.
Girl: OMG,
*Johnny walks out of elevator*
Girl: Call me!!! *GASP* OMG, I've like totally forgot to give you my number!!!
*Elavtor door closes*
The end.
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