Chapter 1 - How 2 annoy your parents
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Chapter 1 - How 2 annoy your parents
Chapter 1 - How 2 annoy your parents
How 2 annoy your parents!(From start to end of day)
-First things first, wake up late.
-Don't flush.
-Ask your mom to make a bunch of differnt things for breakfeast="Mom, I want cereal. No pancakes. No Waffles. No bagels. etc,etc,etc."
-Forget your lunch on purpose.
-Miss the bus on purpose so they can drive u.
-At school, call your parents and tell them you left your textbook.
-When they arrive, open your backpack, take it out, and say, "I found it!"
-Right before lunch, tell them you forgot your lunch.
-When they arrive again, tell them you really did forget this time. Then they give you lunch money.
-Miss the bus that takes you home as well. Then they pick you up.
-After school, your mother may ask what you learned. Say "I learned how to sleep better"
-When your dad comes home from work, say "Whadja bring me? Whadja bring me?"
-BEG not to do your homework saying "PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PUUUHLEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAASE?"
-Don't do your homework.
-Talk about gross things at dinner.
-When you are asked to clean or do chores, say "I know u are but what am I?"
-Brush your teeth BUT leave your 'leftovers' on your toothbrush.
-Stay up 5 hours after your 'bedtime'.
-Snore VERY loudly.
-First things first, wake up late.
-Don't flush.
-Ask your mom to make a bunch of differnt things for breakfeast="Mom, I want cereal. No pancakes. No Waffles. No bagels. etc,etc,etc."
-Forget your lunch on purpose.
-Miss the bus on purpose so they can drive u.
-At school, call your parents and tell them you left your textbook.
-When they arrive, open your backpack, take it out, and say, "I found it!"
-Right before lunch, tell them you forgot your lunch.
-When they arrive again, tell them you really did forget this time. Then they give you lunch money.
-Miss the bus that takes you home as well. Then they pick you up.
-After school, your mother may ask what you learned. Say "I learned how to sleep better"
-When your dad comes home from work, say "Whadja bring me? Whadja bring me?"
-BEG not to do your homework saying "PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PUUUHLEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAASE?"
-Don't do your homework.
-Talk about gross things at dinner.
-When you are asked to clean or do chores, say "I know u are but what am I?"
-Brush your teeth BUT leave your 'leftovers' on your toothbrush.
-Stay up 5 hours after your 'bedtime'.
-Snore VERY loudly.
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Tuxedo_Mini_Mask on November 28, 2007, 10:29:04 AM
That is hilarious ! My sister read this and said she is going to do some of those things! ninjaofthewaterlily on November 24, 2007, 7:11:01 AM
funny!!Symphoniaprincess101 on November 21, 2007, 4:05:12 AM
ROTFLOL!!!!!!lol so funny^0^musicismylife on November 20, 2007, 8:24:38 AM
id do those but my dad already did them to my mom.... lolKisaraChan1 on November 20, 2007, 6:20:41 AM
KisaraChan1 on
LOL!! THIS IS VERY FUNNY!!!