Chapter 1 - Revamped
Submitted November 27, 2011 Updated November 27, 2011 Status Complete | Another thing I made while on Deviantart. Enjoy (I guess...)
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Chapter 1 - Revamped
Chapter 1 - Revamped
I Revamped Drifter today so here is a comic about his revamp...
Slavic is owned by Coolmark82 (Devart)
Drifter is owned by me
Tails is owned by SEGA (But makes a cameo.)
Slavic: Drifter'
Drifter: What is it'
Slavic: Look at this report *Opens Newspaper* It says that "All Recolours, By law, Are required to Revamp their designs, or face termination."
Drifter: Why'! I don't want to! Why don't you do it'
Slavic: Because I have 105 Layers, so I am NOT a Recolour, whereas you are.
Drifter: Dammit. You do know I stole these shoes of Tails right'
Tails: So THAT'S where my shoes went!
Drifter: Oh frack!
Slavic: Drifter''
Drifter: Yeah, I can't afford Shoes, So-
Tails: YES YOU CAN! *Slaps Drifter and takes his shoes back* Dildo.
Drifter: How can I be a Dildo'! I am not even soft...
Slavic: *Facepalm*
Drifter: Yeah, Maybe I should revamp...
Slavic: Good.
Meanwhile, At brantano (It's a shoe shop in the UK.)
Drifter: So what' I just get shoes and that's it'
Slavic: No, we only need to get shoes and take off one glove.
Drifter: And my eyes'
Slavic: They need to be dyed green.
Drifter: Cool! *Thinks in mind* HAHAHA! You will all bow down to my lazer eyes! AHAHAHAHAHA!
Slavic: Let's just look around.
Drifter: OK.
Slavic: *Picks up some shoes* This doesn't look bad, what do you think Drifter' Drifter'
Drifter: FOUND SOME! *Picks up Nollies*
Slavic: What the hell are those'
Drifter: Skechers Nollies.
Slavic: *Picks up Nollies* Hmm... Do you like them'
Drifter: Yeah! They are cool!
Slavic: OK!
After Buying those shoes and some Blue gloves, the two headed off to an Eye dying Centre...
Drifter: I'm scared about this...
Slavic: Stop acting like a baby and deal with it.
Drifter: O RLY'
Slavic: Shut up and get in.
Eye Surgeon: Drifter The Fox'
Drifter: Oh god... HIDE ME SLAVIC!
Slavic: GET OFF MY LEG!
Drifter: NO! IMMA CAT! MEEEOWWW.
Eye Surgeon: Is this how he behaves'
Slavic: Yeah.
After getting his eyes dyed...
Drifter: COOOL. Can I shoot Lasers out of them'
Slavic: No...
Drifter: frack!
Slavic: Are you happy now'
Drifter: Yeah...
A word from the creator...
SuperJaxxman: This is the final version of Drifter now. Here are some links to what he wears (Besides the Green Eyes)
[link]<-His Shoes
[link]<- His gloves (DO NOT include the Swoosh)
Slavic is owned by Coolmark82 (Devart)
Drifter is owned by me
Tails is owned by SEGA (But makes a cameo.)
Slavic: Drifter'
Drifter: What is it'
Slavic: Look at this report *Opens Newspaper* It says that "All Recolours, By law, Are required to Revamp their designs, or face termination."
Drifter: Why'! I don't want to! Why don't you do it'
Slavic: Because I have 105 Layers, so I am NOT a Recolour, whereas you are.
Drifter: Dammit. You do know I stole these shoes of Tails right'
Tails: So THAT'S where my shoes went!
Drifter: Oh frack!
Slavic: Drifter''
Drifter: Yeah, I can't afford Shoes, So-
Tails: YES YOU CAN! *Slaps Drifter and takes his shoes back* Dildo.
Drifter: How can I be a Dildo'! I am not even soft...
Slavic: *Facepalm*
Drifter: Yeah, Maybe I should revamp...
Slavic: Good.
Meanwhile, At brantano (It's a shoe shop in the UK.)
Drifter: So what' I just get shoes and that's it'
Slavic: No, we only need to get shoes and take off one glove.
Drifter: And my eyes'
Slavic: They need to be dyed green.
Drifter: Cool! *Thinks in mind* HAHAHA! You will all bow down to my lazer eyes! AHAHAHAHAHA!
Slavic: Let's just look around.
Drifter: OK.
Slavic: *Picks up some shoes* This doesn't look bad, what do you think Drifter' Drifter'
Drifter: FOUND SOME! *Picks up Nollies*
Slavic: What the hell are those'
Drifter: Skechers Nollies.
Slavic: *Picks up Nollies* Hmm... Do you like them'
Drifter: Yeah! They are cool!
Slavic: OK!
After Buying those shoes and some Blue gloves, the two headed off to an Eye dying Centre...
Drifter: I'm scared about this...
Slavic: Stop acting like a baby and deal with it.
Drifter: O RLY'
Slavic: Shut up and get in.
Eye Surgeon: Drifter The Fox'
Drifter: Oh god... HIDE ME SLAVIC!
Slavic: GET OFF MY LEG!
Drifter: NO! IMMA CAT! MEEEOWWW.
Eye Surgeon: Is this how he behaves'
Slavic: Yeah.
After getting his eyes dyed...
Drifter: COOOL. Can I shoot Lasers out of them'
Slavic: No...
Drifter: frack!
Slavic: Are you happy now'
Drifter: Yeah...
A word from the creator...
SuperJaxxman: This is the final version of Drifter now. Here are some links to what he wears (Besides the Green Eyes)
[link]<-His Shoes
[link]<- His gloves (DO NOT include the Swoosh)
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