Chapter 1 - The great yard sale part 1
Submitted January 21, 2007 Updated April 28, 2008 Status Incomplete | Yup It's just total random out of the blue nonsense.
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Chapter 1 - The great yard sale part 1
Chapter 1 - The great yard sale part 1
Tails: I'm so bored
Sonic: Yup
Shadow: I hear ya
Knux: Of course
Rogue: Why don't you all go do something productive?
All: O_o What kind of sick bastard are you?
Rogue: The one with great boobs
Amy: And a great ego
Shadow: eggo?!?!?!?!?! Leggo it's my friggin eggo!!!!!!
All:O_o
Shadow: WAFFLES PLEASE!!!!!!!!!
Rogue: Here's an article about a yard sale going on next door
Sonic: Sounds good Amy carry me
Amy: -_- carry yourself you son of a dog
Sonic: But that's logically impossible!!
Amy:*rolls eyes* bingo
Sonic: So you'll carry me?
Knux:I think he just wants you to hold him
Sonic throws day old cruton at Knux
Knuckles: CRUTON!!!!!!!!!!!
Shadow: wimp
Sonic gets up with much effort and groaning.
Sonic: Alright let's go now that I'm up
Rogue: Ok as soon as Knuckles stops shreiking like a little girl.
Knuckles: OH MY GAWD GET IT OFF IT'S SLOWLY SUCKING AWAY MY BLOOD WITH ITS CRUTONNESS!!!!!!!!!!
Shadow slaps Knuckles
Knuckles starts crying
Sonic: Oh my gawd just drag him along
So Sonic,Shadow,Amy,Rogue, and Knuckles leave the house while Knuckles is flailing around like a madman.
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FRONT YARD ACT 1(
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Sonic: What the........
Shadow: Why are we 8-bit!?!?!?!?!
Rogue: I still look pretty.
All: -_-
Knuckles: ARGHHHHHHHHH CRAB!!!!!!!!!!!
A crab walks up and pinches at them harmlessly
Amy: Aw it's so cute!!!!!!
Amy hugs the crab
Sonic: Um Amy I wouldn't do that if I were you.....
Amy: Why no-
Crab pinches Amy
Amy: ARGHHHH MY RINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Amy scrambles for her rings while the crab runs away obviously scared by Knuckles bawling.
Sonic: Oh my gawd Knuckles the friggin cruton is off stop crying!!!!
Knuckles:*sniff*
Amy: Ok I'm back where the hell is that crab*gets hammer out*
Rogue: Knuckles um killed it
Amy: GAHHH KNUCKLES YOU STOLE MY PRIDE!!!!!!!!!
Shadow: I didn't know women were concerned about pride.....
Sonic: Yeah I thought they only cared about babies and chocolate.
Amy whacks Sonic with her hammmer
Rogue: Hey look guys a capsule!!!!!
Rogue opens capsule and is swarmed by the carnivorous ones
Rogue: ARGHHH they're licking my boobs!!!!!!!!
All:O_o
SSX: Yup it's nonsensical drivel
Rogue:GET THEM OF OF ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SSX: Um until next time......
KA-POPCORN!!!!!
Sonic: Yup
Shadow: I hear ya
Knux: Of course
Rogue: Why don't you all go do something productive?
All: O_o What kind of sick bastard are you?
Rogue: The one with great boobs
Amy: And a great ego
Shadow: eggo?!?!?!?!?! Leggo it's my friggin eggo!!!!!!
All:O_o
Shadow: WAFFLES PLEASE!!!!!!!!!
Rogue: Here's an article about a yard sale going on next door
Sonic: Sounds good Amy carry me
Amy: -_- carry yourself you son of a dog
Sonic: But that's logically impossible!!
Amy:*rolls eyes* bingo
Sonic: So you'll carry me?
Knux:I think he just wants you to hold him
Sonic throws day old cruton at Knux
Knuckles: CRUTON!!!!!!!!!!!
Shadow: wimp
Sonic gets up with much effort and groaning.
Sonic: Alright let's go now that I'm up
Rogue: Ok as soon as Knuckles stops shreiking like a little girl.
Knuckles: OH MY GAWD GET IT OFF IT'S SLOWLY SUCKING AWAY MY BLOOD WITH ITS CRUTONNESS!!!!!!!!!!
Shadow slaps Knuckles
Knuckles starts crying
Sonic: Oh my gawd just drag him along
So Sonic,Shadow,Amy,Rogue, and Knuckles leave the house while Knuckles is flailing around like a madman.
----------------)
FRONT YARD ACT 1(
----------------)
Sonic: What the........
Shadow: Why are we 8-bit!?!?!?!?!
Rogue: I still look pretty.
All: -_-
Knuckles: ARGHHHHHHHHH CRAB!!!!!!!!!!!
A crab walks up and pinches at them harmlessly
Amy: Aw it's so cute!!!!!!
Amy hugs the crab
Sonic: Um Amy I wouldn't do that if I were you.....
Amy: Why no-
Crab pinches Amy
Amy: ARGHHHH MY RINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Amy scrambles for her rings while the crab runs away obviously scared by Knuckles bawling.
Sonic: Oh my gawd Knuckles the friggin cruton is off stop crying!!!!
Knuckles:*sniff*
Amy: Ok I'm back where the hell is that crab*gets hammer out*
Rogue: Knuckles um killed it
Amy: GAHHH KNUCKLES YOU STOLE MY PRIDE!!!!!!!!!
Shadow: I didn't know women were concerned about pride.....
Sonic: Yeah I thought they only cared about babies and chocolate.
Amy whacks Sonic with her hammmer
Rogue: Hey look guys a capsule!!!!!
Rogue opens capsule and is swarmed by the carnivorous ones
Rogue: ARGHHH they're licking my boobs!!!!!!!!
All:O_o
SSX: Yup it's nonsensical drivel
Rogue:GET THEM OF OF ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SSX: Um until next time......
KA-POPCORN!!!!!
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