Chapter 2 - More nonseneness

*Don't worry people I'll continue the yard sale*



Sonic: OH MY GOODNESS LET'S GO EAT PIE!!!!!
Amy: Yes Sonic I do whatever you say Sonic*twitch*
Tails: I want sugar
Tails gets hit with a random kunai
Knuckles eats the random kunai with pepper
Sonic: Whoops there goes my last kunai
Cream: Baklava anyone!?!??!!?
Rogue dives for the baklava but accidntally bites off creams ear instead
Amy: IT'S MY BAKLAVA!!!!!
Amy hits Rogue with hammer
Sonic: I thought we wanted pie....
Amy cuts Sonic hair
Sonic: I'M BALD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shadow walks in
Shadow:.......-_- I don't wanna know
Shadow runs out at mach 5
Knuckles eat Sonic's hair clippings with salt
Tails: I'm back!!!!!!
Rogue eats Tails
Knuckles: I'M DATING A FREAKING CANNIBAL!!!!!!!
Rogue: We're not dating......
Knuckles puts his hand over Rogue's mouth
Knuckles: Hush woman we don't want rabid KnucklesXRogue fans attacking us...
Knuckles eyes around suspiciously(I'm 95% sure I spelled that wrong)
Cream: Did you know DNA stands for
Dinosaurs
Nicknacks
Attack
Tails: No it doesn't -_-...
Cream: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD YOU ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!
Cream stabs Tails 9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 times in the heart and then blows him up!!!!!!!!!!!

AT DR. EGGMAN'S HOUSE

Sonic: Why are we here!?!??!?!
Sonic gets run over by random motorized bottle of rum
Sonic: RUM ATTACK!!!!!!
Tails: I barely knew him.....
Tails gets pushed over a cliff that is conveniently there
So they all swim in the bottle of rum
Eggman comes out in thong
Eggman: WTF?!?!?!!??
Tails: MY INNOCENCE!!!!!!! I'VE BEEN SCARRED FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!
Tails eyes melt out which kills him for the unknownst time
Eggman: I'm not that ugly....
All: Yes....yes you are......
Eggman gets kidnapped by a nearby pterodactyl
Eggman: YOU'RE EXTINCT YOU THINGAMOBBEREISHDINOSAUR!!!!!!
Sonic: Heh he desrves it
All look at Sonic surprised
Knuckles: You're supposed to be dead!!!
Sonic: Reality kicks in after this chapter....or maybe not....maybe not ever
All: O_o
Suddenly a big crater opens and shoots molten lava over all of hem only leaving their singed skeletal remains
All: Yes reality never sets in Superstix's wonderfully demented mind
Knuckles punches nearby cameraman
Tails: NO HE WAS FILMING SPACEBALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sonic: That's OK it's already out remember?
Tails: Oh yeah that was funny
Tails gets killed by a huge carniverous robot that then has a nervous breakdown because he is doing the broadway production "My Fair Lady" and blows up
Sonic: I knew that show would never catch on
Rogue: Hello*hiccup*where is the chef that eats my popcorn*hiccup* and frys my boots?!?!?!?!?!?
Cream:o_O I think she had just a LOT too much rum
Knuckles: HELL YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Knuckles kisses Rogue and then they dissapear in a cloud of tomato sauce
All: O_o ooooooookkkkkkk.......
A giant meteor comes down and kills them all permenantely!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well maybe not
Tails: I LIVE!!!!!!!!!
Tails gets swarmed by cannibilistic mental patients
SSX: And now you don't.....What are you guys......AGGHHHHH RUN!!!!!!!!!






SSX:This concludes my most randm piece ever, hope you liked it!
DSPO: How come I wasn't in the story?
SSX:-_- Noone likes you





DSPO: REVIEW!!!!!

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